Marriage Is a Rip-Off

[Infernal Shade]

Marriage is such a crackpot idea. Why would I want to only have sex with one woman for the rest of my life? The whole idea is just poppycock if you ask me. And what do I get in return for remaining loyal to my so-called "significant" other? A divorce notice after 30 years of marriage so she can run off with Kiki the cabana boy. I mean c'mon.. wtf is that? That's ok though, because one day Kiki isn't going to look so attractive. When he starts balding and his man boobies start protruding through his overly tight wife beater. Then we'll see who really rules the roost.

 

[Yuri]

Yeah, **** that man. ORGY TIME! WHO WANTS SOME YURI?!

 

[Beerdude26]

Polygamy ftw!

 

[Danimal]

Marriage isn't all about sex with one person. A person marries another because he or she loves him or her in so many ways and want to spend the rest of thier life with him/her.

Of course, sometimes marriage does not always succeed with some people.

 

[xLostx]

Kiki, now that's a name.

 

[OCybrManO]

That was the name of a fat girl in my sister's swimming class like 15-18 years ago.

 

[Ennui]

Yeah, **** that man. ORGY TIME! WHO WANTS SOME YURI?!

ME ME ME!

Oh and I would absolutely love to be married to a woman who I love.

Later on.

 

[Infernal Shade]

Marriage isn't all about sex with one person. A person marries another because he or she loves him or her in so many ways and want to spend the rest of thier life with him/her.

Of course, sometimes marriage does not always succeed with some people.

Don't fool yourself. The second your sex life goes down hill, so does the relationship. Then she gets bored and you come home one day to find her and the milk man on the couch together. Just think of all that milk that wasn't delivered because he was banging my wife... what a waste.

 

[Yuri]

That was the name of a fat girl in my sister's swimming class like 15-18 years ago.

The funniest thing about this thread is how you remember the name of a random fat girl in your sister's swimming class fifteen years ago.

Inferno Shades, you sound like you're speaking from experience.

 

[Ikerous]

I'm guessing you've never really cared about a chick that way before... :/
(Either that or you did and now you're just really bitter XD)

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

I can't imagine if in a serious relationship EVER cheating on someone, or why someone would cheat.

If you're unhappy with the relationship, end it. Cheating is sickening, and the most selfish thing.

edit: Are you knghenry?

 

[Infernal Shade]

I'm guessing you've never really cared about a chick that way before... :/
(Either that or you did and now you're just really bitter XD)

I'm not bitter; I'm a realist. Marriage has more of a chance to fail nowadays than succeed. People blame it on a number of reasons... work, money, sex, milk men, children, money, drugs, money, the girl next door, sex, honest honey she didn't mean anything to me, I don't know how that man got in our bed, etc. But the bottom line is clear... marriage is a thing of the past. It should be outlawed. You married folk are the equivalent to modern day Amish.

 

[Ennui]

Sheesh, I DO love the ability to have a differing opinion.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

I'm not bitter; I'm a realist. Marriage has more of a chance to fail nowadays than succeed. People blame it on a number of reasons... work, money, sex, milk men, children, money, drugs, money, the girl next door, sex, honest honey she didn't mean anything to me, I don't know how that man got in our bed, etc. But the bottom line is clear... marriage is a thing of the past. It should be outlawed. You married folk are the equivalent to modern day Amish.

You're retarded.


Sex is for fags.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

My parents are married. They seem happy about it.

 

[Infernal Shade]

Sex is for fags.

Anal sex, maybe. Which by the way, my last girlfriend was in to that type of thing. The first time she insisted we try it was a bit troubling.

 

[Ennui]

Love > Sex

 

[French Ninja]

Anal sex, maybe.

Everyone loves teh buttsechs. :naughty:

I myself don't plan to marry ever. I hate kids. 4 ril.

 

[Infernal Shade]

Love > Sex

Love doesn't exist anymore. It's been replaced by greed. I know a woman who receives $9,000 a month for child support for one child. How messed up is that? It doesn't take $9,000 a month to raise a child. In fact, she normally ends up buying things for herself more so than the child. And she's requesting that she receive even more!

 

[OCybrManO]

Sex is for fags.

I just had to find a picture to use with that caption!

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Marriage is such a crackpot idea. Why would I want to only have sex with one woman for the rest of my life? The whole idea is just poppycock if you ask me. And what do I get in return for remaining loyal to my so-called "significant" other? A divorce notice after 30 years of marriage so she can run off with Kiki the cabana boy. I mean c'mon.. wtf is that? That's ok though, because one day Kiki isn't going to look so attractive. When he starts balding and his man boobies start protruding through his overly tight wife beater. Then we'll see who really rules the roost.

You have issues.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Love doesn't exist anymore. It's been replaced by greed. I know a woman who receives $9,000 a month for child support for one child. How messed up is that? It doesn't take $9,000 a month to raise a child. In fact, she normally ends up buying things for herself more so than the child. And she's requesting that she receive even more!

And your one example of a welfare abuse personifies this how? Wheras it doesn't even involve a relationship in the first place.

Perhaps love doesn't exist for you, sorry, that sucks ass and you should probably kill yourself if so.

Does for me and a lot of others though. I'd rather have sex with one woman I love than hundreds who don't.

 

[Infernal Shade]

And your one example of a welfare abuse personifies this how? Wheras it doesn't even involve a relationship in the first place.

That was one example, yes. I also know a woman who receives $20,000 a month. That's number two. And the list goes on. Once people see $$$'s, love goes out the window.

 

[OCybrManO]

I'd rather have sex with one woman I love than hundreds who don't.

Yeah, but until then...

* OCybrManO winks at RakuraiTenjin and nudges him in the arm. *

 

[Ennui]

Love doesn't exist anymore. It's been replaced by greed. I know a woman who receives $9,000 a month for child support for one child. How messed up is that? It doesn't take $9,000 a month to raise a child. In fact, she normally ends up buying things for herself more so than the child. And she's requesting that she receive even more!

You're not coming off as convincing, mate. Rather you're coming off as bitter.

 

[qckbeam]

Love doesn't exist anymore. It's been replaced by greed. I know a women who receives $9,000 a month for child support for one child. How messed up is that? It doesn't take $9,000 a month to raise a child. In fact, she normally ends up buying things for herself more so than the child. And she's requesting that she receive even more!

Erm, ok. Let's just make huge blanket statements like "Love doesn't exist anymore" for the hell of it and use one single example to back it up. Believe it or not people do love one another enough to commit themselves to their partner. Some people are lucky enough to find someone they can truly love, and those people know that nothing else can compare.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

That was one example, yes. I also know a woman who receives $20,000 a month. That's number two. And the list goes on. Once people see $$$'s, love goes out the window.

The example you gave didn't have anything to do with love in the first place, it was someone abusing a welfare handout.

 

[Ennui]

Erm, ok. Let's just make huge blanket statements like "Love doesn't exist anymore" for the hell of it and use one single example to back it up. Believe it or not people do love one another enough to commit themselves to their partner. Some people are lucky enough to find someone they can truly love, and those people know that nothing else can compare.

<3 no one could say it better.

 

[Infernal Shade]

That's rubbish.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

That's rubbish.

Nope, it just sucks to be you if you have never/can't experience love.

 

[xcellerate]

Ill tell you why:

Because having sex with multiple partners is a sin. Marriage is a way for you to stay faithful to the lord, by finding a single significant other (of the opposite sex) and populate the earth. Marriage allows you to have a release for all of your sexual tensions. Besides, it's funny how the bible had this idea over a thousand years ago, and is now proven that sex with a single person produces dangers. However, with multiple partners you get the chance to obtain many diseases.


sorry, i went to private christian boarding school

 

[Infernal Shade]

Actually, I'm happily married right now. So what's the problem?

 

[Ennui]

I think you should answer that, you're the one screeching about how much it sucks.

 

[EC]

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's seperation, and it's this penetration that increases the population of the younger generation.

If you're "happily" married, then why is it a rip-off?

edit: 700th post! Top poster award for me!1

 

[Infernal Shade]

I think you should answer that, you're the one screeching about how much it sucks.

Nope. I love my wife and my marriage rocks. I never said it sucked.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Actually, I'm happily married right now. So what's the problem?

Probably not if you're not in love with them. You might be legally married on paper/taxes and such, but you're not married in the sense everyone else uses and means it. If it's just for sex it's not a real marriage.

 

[Ennui]

But you did say it's a "crackpot idea" which certainly doesn't imply your appreciation of it.

 

[qckbeam]

That's rubbish.

Well you got me there. Nice job.

 

[Infernal Shade]

Probably not if you're not in love with them. You might be legally married on paper/taxes and such, but you're not married in the sense everyone else uses and means it. If it's just for sex it's not a real marriage.

No. I love my wife, and not just for sex. We have a great marriage.

 

[Infernal Shade]

But you did say it's a "crackpot idea" which certainly doesn't imply your appreciation of it.

Sure, for some people it is a crackpot idea. Just like some people really shouldn't reproduce. Personally, my marriage is far from the situation I described.