Marriage Is a Rip-Off

[Ennui]

Then do tell us what the hell the point of this thread is? First two pages you were whining... now you're preaching about the wonders of it.

Did your wife walk in or something?

 

[EC]

Marriage is such a crackpot idea. Why would I want to only have sex with one woman for the rest of my life? The whole idea is just poppycock if you ask me. And what do I get in return for remaining loyal to my so-called "significant" other? A divorce notice after 30 years of marriage so she can run off with Kiki the cabana boy. I mean c'mon.. wtf is that? That's ok though, because one day Kiki isn't going to look so attractive. When he starts balding and his man boobies start protruding through his overly tight wife beater. Then we'll see who really rules the roost.

No. I love my wife, and not just for sex. We have a great marriage.

Uhm...?

 

[Infernal Shade]

Then do tell us what the hell the point of this thread is? First two pages you were whining... now you're preaching about the wonders of it.

Did your wife walk in or something?

lol... no. It's called extreme sarcasm at a time when I'm mentally gone (way past my bed time)

 

[OCybrManO]

Don't show this thread to your wife... unless she's a swinger.

 

[Ennui]

This thread is weird. I'm seriously considering going to bed.

 

[Infernal Shade]

Or (5) I was just messing with you. :smoking:

 

[Ennui]

That would undoubtedly make you cool and funny.

 

[Infernal Shade]

That would undoubtedly make you cool and funny.

See, sarcasm is a great thing.

 

[EC]

This thread r0x.

 

[qckbeam]

This thread made my head explode, literally.

 

[Infernal Shade]

This thread made my head explode, literally.

lol, my job is done here. Good night.

 

[Max35]

I could go for some coconut cream pie right now....

wretched monkeys stealing the world's coconuts, now THATS a real problem

:sniper: :monkee:

 

[Ennui]

This thread made my head explode, literally.

Christ, that must have made it hard as hell to type.

I could go for some coconut cream pie right now....

wretched monkeys stealing the world's coconuts, now THATS a real problem

:sniper: :monkee:

o.o

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

And on that note....