Men>Women

[hool10]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM
I'm just surprised the woman at the end didn't storm the stage with the rest of the woman in the audience. There was just that awkward silence at 3:15. Btw what is up those pedo glasses? Reminds me of Sgt. Dangle in Reno 911.

 

[jimbo118]

Another douche who wants his 5 minutes of fame.

 

[Seppo]

has to be a gimmick. it's so over the top.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Come on...... Dick Masterson?

Really?

 

[Pesmerga]

This guy is awesome. Seriously, he's so quick on his feet he could talk his way out of death.

 

[Nemesis6]

I'm just surprised the woman at the end didn't storm the stage with the rest of the woman in the audience.

Obviously they don't have the balls!

 

[Gazork0]

I LOL'd profusely.

 

[bam23]

He is witty.

 

[Shoes_Buttback03]

This is obviously a set up so that douche Dr?Phil can get all preachy and s*t. A weak set up too. But it's so weak it's funny so I semi approve and semi lol. I lo at that.

 

[Baal]

I can't help but love this guy, because it just has to be a gimmick.

 

[mastag]

I can't believe that someone who so blatantly made up a character like that got to be on TV.

 

[mindless_moder]

Btw what is up those pedo glasses? Reminds me of Sgt. Dangle in Reno 911.

he's probably an actor and doesnt want to be recognized in real life ? ... i dunno :S .

 

[MJ12]

Buahaha! Good Actor.

 

[Krynn72]

I lol'd. Kinda reminds me of the guy in Thank You For Smoking, with how witty he is.

 

[Vegeta897]

lmfao, that was awesome.

That girl basically made a fool out of herself because she was too angry at him to respond intelligently.

"I don't see any women lined up to date you"

What? Does she not understand what a metaphor is?

Edit: lmao

The guy's site is ****ing hilarious. He's like Maddox.

 

[Sheepo]

He gave that audience so much to work with and they just made fools of themselves

 

[Vegeta897]

"In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason."

Ahahaha, I find sexism to be so hilarious. These articles are great.

 

[MJ12]

He reminds me of Pesh, getting people all riled up. the troll of dr. phil

 

[Viperidae]

I didn't know his name was Dick. I thought the title card was just saying:

Dick
and
Chauvenist

 

[MJ12]

"Take of your glasses!"
"I don't think you want me to do that"
"Come on you coward!"
"Alright... I warned you"
*takes glasses off*

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Except instead of destroying the audience, it only makes them realize that he's right.

 

[MFD00M]

Except instead of destroying the audience, it only makes them realize that he's right.

OH SNAP.

 

[Que-Ever]

Not funny or clever.

 

[Pinkle]

Well I thought it was funny.

 

[mastag]

Not funny or clever.

Yeah huh. I applaud anyone who can create such an outrageous caricature and still fool an entire talk show audience plus the host.

Especially when it is the pompous Dr. Phil.

 

[Krynn72]

I wondered why this was so familiar to me. Its the same guy as the one who was posted in this thread (which, funnily enough, has the same thread title)

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=136476&highlight=men+women

 

[Bad^Hat]

I can't believe that someone who so blatantly made up a character like that got to be on TV.

I know right? Since when do made up characters get to appear on television?

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Lol at this guy. Some women are like this, but jeez. Over the top.

 

[mchammer75040]

Didn't she say that she didn't see a line up of women to him, but that she would definitely be at the end of that line. Well if theres only you in the damn line.. and lmao how she couldn't come up with a comeback. You're just stuuupid!

 

[Que-Ever]

Oh shit I thought it was real.

 

[mastag]

Didn't she say that she didn't see a line up of women to him, but that she would definitely be at the end of that line. Well if theres only you in the damn line.. and lmao how she couldn't come up with a comeback. You're just stuuupid!

Well of course she's stupid. She likes Dr. Phil. Anyone under 60 who likes Dr. Phil must have a chemical imbalance or something.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Didn't she say that she didn't see a line up of women to him, but that she would definitely be at the end of that line. Well if theres only you in the damn line.. and lmao how she couldn't come up with a comeback. You're just stuuupid!

Haha yeah, I was so friggin embarrassed for the poor dumbass, only proving the man's point. (however wrong it may be)

 

[highlander]

Oh man, how I lol'd.

 

[The Monkey]

LOL, "Dr." Phil didn't see the joke.

 

[Vegeta897]

Nobody on that show sees the joke because they love problems.

And they love when they can turn their hate into an object and direct it at it, IE him.

Because they're all saps.

 

[Pesmerga]

This guy is legit.

At least I hope he is, lest there be no more hope left in the world.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Heh, at first I though the guy was offensive, but that stupid audience member angered me more with the fact that she couldn't properly argue with him even when he made it easy.

 

[Escaep]

oh how i lol'd at the treadmill joke.:bounce:

 

[The Monkey]

"Dr." Phil must be the single worst personality on television.

 

[Azner]

Wonder what he thinks about homosexuals