Sheepo
The Freeman
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So, as I mentioned, yesterday I went to this sweet ass party out at this lake. This place was incredible though, it had all kinds of boats, rope swings, ziplines, floating trampolines, fountains, diving boards, ****ing everything. There was also an incredibly massive amount of food. AND amazing girl was there, and things were going so amazingly, and we were having so much fun, there was no way she was going to deny me when I asked her out. Things were going perfect, I couldn't imagine a more awesome day.
So, being the jackass I am, I had to try to launch myself on the rope swing and then, instead of letting go, land back on the platform. I actaully do this succesfully twice, while hanging out by the rope swing. And then I start messing around and building a mini sand castle with amazing girl when some more of my friends come over. I feel like swinging again and decide to try landing again, despite my arms being sore. I get on the rope I swing out over the lake, people shout "Jump now!" but I just hang on and swing back in yelling "This is gonna hurt!". I was so low my knees slammed into the dropoff at the end of the platform at full speed. Several people shouted "OOH!" and cringed. I stood up, my knees feeling the greatest pain I'd felt my entire life. "I'm okay" I said, and jumped/fell into the water. I stayed low for a few minutes, but as soon as some one saw the holes in my knees. I kayaked across the water and hobbled into a chair
I was told I would need stitches, my mom was contacted. Just before I left, I looked back at the water and I'm almost positive amazing girl was staring right at me. It sounds stupid and childish, but whatever, I need SOMETHING to give me hope. I spent the next 5 hours in the hospital waiting only to find out, I shouldn't get stitches because their was a danger of infection. So here I am with bandages on my knees, barely able to walk, about to call the group I was going to camping witht to tell them I can't go, and my cross country coach to tell her I won't be able to run for a few weeks. All I had to do was let go of that damn rope. DAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN. That started off as one of the best days in recent memory, and ended as the worst in my entire memory. I don't knowif she'll be single the next time we see each other, or if she'll respect me after seeing me make such a jackass of myself. ****
tl;dr? Well then **** off
So, being the jackass I am, I had to try to launch myself on the rope swing and then, instead of letting go, land back on the platform. I actaully do this succesfully twice, while hanging out by the rope swing. And then I start messing around and building a mini sand castle with amazing girl when some more of my friends come over. I feel like swinging again and decide to try landing again, despite my arms being sore. I get on the rope I swing out over the lake, people shout "Jump now!" but I just hang on and swing back in yelling "This is gonna hurt!". I was so low my knees slammed into the dropoff at the end of the platform at full speed. Several people shouted "OOH!" and cringed. I stood up, my knees feeling the greatest pain I'd felt my entire life. "I'm okay" I said, and jumped/fell into the water. I stayed low for a few minutes, but as soon as some one saw the holes in my knees. I kayaked across the water and hobbled into a chair
I was told I would need stitches, my mom was contacted. Just before I left, I looked back at the water and I'm almost positive amazing girl was staring right at me. It sounds stupid and childish, but whatever, I need SOMETHING to give me hope. I spent the next 5 hours in the hospital waiting only to find out, I shouldn't get stitches because their was a danger of infection. So here I am with bandages on my knees, barely able to walk, about to call the group I was going to camping witht to tell them I can't go, and my cross country coach to tell her I won't be able to run for a few weeks. All I had to do was let go of that damn rope. DAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN. That started off as one of the best days in recent memory, and ended as the worst in my entire memory. I don't knowif she'll be single the next time we see each other, or if she'll respect me after seeing me make such a jackass of myself. ****
tl;dr? Well then **** off
