Miscellaneous III: EXTREME Edition

[Tollbooth Willie]

Nads.

 

[Skaadi]

Also, Silent Hill is available on demand, should I watch it? Also, when giving me your suggestions please remember that it is a quarter after nine PM and I'm kind of a wuss.

Go for it, they're kinda cheap scares anyway. Its kinda like watching teletubbies or something.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Kill yourself.

 

[Skaadi]

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Live hard.

 

[Skaadi]

You confuss me Willeh, you really do

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Only because I love you and hate the bitch out of everyone else here.

 

[Skaadi]

doesnt everyone?

 

[Wanted Bob]

Only because I love you and hate the bitch out of everyone else here.

But.... but....

*runs away*

 

[lefty]

Go for it, they're kinda cheap scares anyway. Its kinda like watching teletubbies or something.

Does teletubbies scare you?

Only because I love you and hate the bitch out of everyone else here.

Funny, I feel the same way.

 

[kineaesth]

I coughed blood D:

 

[mocho loco]

im feeling very wierd lately D:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You're just feeling sexy is all.

 

[mocho loco]

ok then time to feel sexy in front of the world

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Show them your manhood. As in, penis foreskin. It's like a hood. A fleshy hood.

 

[Qonfused]

Shit all the more reason to make a music video, but first make your damn rap so we can hear it

I finished it tonight. My respect for rappers has increased two fold after this. It is insanely hard to rap. There's so many words in a small space, so it's easy to mess up and have to start again. I'll upload it tomorr--err, later today, so you can all hear.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Only because I love you and hate the bitch out of everyone else here.

D:


*runs*

 

[Raziaar]

I coughed blood D:

WTF dude... go see the doctor!

 

[lefty]

Silent Hill was alright. I think it would have been cooler if Pyramid head had slaughtered everybody at the end instead of barbed-wire :/

 

[highlander]

Pyramidhead for the win!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

But.... but....

*runs away*

D:


*runs*

But I must give lovings to the females.

 

[Shamrock]

I have insomnia.

I can't ****ing stand it.

 

[Rizzo]

Pills are your friend.

 

[VirusType2]

My respect for rappers has increased two fold after this. It is insanely hard to rap. There's so many words in a small space, so it's easy to mess up and have to start again.

That's the same thing I said. It's hard as shit. You have to spend every day doing that or something.

 

[Rizzo]

There are good rappers. But the majority is crap.

 

[Skaadi]

Does teletubbies scare you?



Funny, I feel the same way.

Muchly, that crap is the stuff nightmares are made of.

Update: I'm not fired, thank god the boss thought it was funny.

 

[Sheepo]

Off to the dentist

:|

Spoiler

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[Kula Meenur]

Spoiler

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Spoiler

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Spoiler

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l

 

[soulslicer]

I have constipation

:|

 

[Iron Kat]

But I must give lovings to the females.

Yeah, probably all females apart from me!!

 

[Kula Meenur]

very, very :|






eat more fibre

 

[Sheepo]

Rapping: 2nd Attempt

I'm 6 foot 2
with a big ass shoe
but that's not what I do
It's what I am
and I sure like ham
and to jam
to a sweet ass rap
as I pop a cap
in the back of your lap
no I'm not too white
my skin tone's just right
to stay out of sight
in a snowstorm
cause I was born
between north and south
with no words in my mouth
until recently
I couldn't even see
you sappin mah sentry

 

[Iron Kat]

Much lulz were had!

 

[Kula Meenur]

Rapping: 2nd Attempt

*snip*

I cried tears of joy

 

[Sheepo]

Wow, good feedback all around then.

 

[The Monkey]

Funny story, on the bus today a friend and me had a rather loud discussion about whether the existence of God ought to be disproved through scientific or philosophical means. (I wanted scientific, he philosophical.) Unknown to us, two rows in front of us was a member of Jehovah's Witnesses. To the story adds that I had specifically targeted Jehovah's Witnesses ten minutes earlier, calling them the worst smelling part of the pile of shit that is Christianity. After a while, she came to us and said she would call the police to have us arrested. I got off the bus a few moments afterwards, I wonder of she ever got the police to come. (I doubt it.)

 

[Shamrock]

Funny story, on the bus today a friend and me had a rather loud discussion about whether the existence of God ought to be disproved through scientific or philosophical means. (I wanted scientific, he philosophical.) Unknown to us, two rows in front of us was a member of Jehovah's Witnesses. To the story adds that I had specifically targeted Jehovah's Witnesses ten minutes earlier, calling them the worst smelling part of the pile of shit that is Christianity. After a while, she came to us and said she would call the police to have us arrested. I got off the bus a few moments afterwards, I wonder of she ever got the police to come. (I doubt it.)

Calling the popo cause you made fun of Jehovah's Witnesses is funny. The cops would even laugh at her.

 

[Sheepo]

Can anyone click the link for the third one?

http://steamgames.com/tf2/heavy/index.htm

 

[Shamrock]

Can anyone click the link for the third one?

http://steamgames.com/tf2/heavy/index.htm

Try now.

http://steamgames.com/tf2/heavy/

 

[The Monkey]

You can tell if a girl is Dutch by the way she smiles. Their bone structure in the face, particularly in the cheeks is also a giveaway. They have some very soft features not found anywhere else in Europe.

Seriously, look at this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiP1VL05azI

(The video itself sucks, just look at her facial bones.)

There's no way that girl isn't dutch.