Miscellaneous III: EXTREME Edition

[Mech Man]

Unless it has nudity im not watching.

 

[Gray Fox]

She's Belgian

 

[Mech Man]

lowned.

 

[The Monkey]

Unless it has nuidity im not watching.

Are you telling me she doesn't smile the same way every other dutch girl in the way smiles? I'm serious, I think I'm onto something here. I'll think I'll write a book about it, titled "Why do all Dutch girls smile the same way? Genetics? Pot? The constant fear of being flooded? A thrilling novel by The Monkey"

EDIT:

She's Belgian

But she comes from Flanders, but Dutch speakers and a Dutch gene-pool.

 

[Mech Man]

And that has what to do with nudity?

 

[highlander]

Gah I accidentally cut myself on my hand. Goddamnit.

 

[The Monkey]

And that has what to do with nudity?

If she smiles at you you might be able to see her naked if you play your cards right.

Gah I accidentally cut myself on my hand. Goddamnit.

Don't try to escape the subject of Dutch smiles, you wanker.

 

[Mech Man]

High drink your own blood , that way you will become a self-vampire and unkillable!

 

[highlander]

But it tastes to irony D:

 

[Mech Man]

I luff that taste.

 

[highlander]

Vampire!!!

 

[Mech Man]

WHERE?! >.> <.< >.> <.<

Yes... got out of that one quite well...

 

[highlander]

Yeah.

I'm now eating pickled onions. nom nom nom

 

[Dog--]

Daaaa da da dada

HEY!

da da da daaaaaaa da

daa da da dada

HEY!


amirite?

 

[Mech Man]

Urleft

 

[kineaesth]

So I don't have pneumonia.

 

[VirusType2]

Time extention. Congratulations.

 

[Acepilotf14]

If your blood tastes metally, you have lupus

 

[Rizzo]

Or anti immune.

 

[kineaesth]

Really?!

 

[Qonfused]

It wasn't lupus. They turn it around at the end. It's never been lupus. Whenever it really is lupus, I'll be pissed.

 

[kineaesth]

'Hmm... Maybe it's LUPUS?!'
'IT'S NOT F*CKING LUPUS YOU TWAT'.
'What if it's... LUPUS!?'

 

[Rizzo]

Yeah i remember it somewhat like that.

 

[Mech Man]

What the hell are you guys talking about?!

 

[VirusType2]

What the hell are you guys talking about?!

I just figured that out myself. House. It's a TV series.

I remember, that was the episode that House figured out

 

[Mech Man]

Well it sounds gay... Get on the horn and tell them to cancel it! Thats an order soldier!

 

[kineaesth]

Dude how do you not know House? He's so famouse.

 

[VirusType2]

I saw it once or twice, and he was bashing religion, I remember that. But I don't remember anything about Lupus.

 

[kineaesth]

 

[kineaesth]

Yeah k fine.

G'night.

 

[Mech Man]

I can run from the truth.

 

[Iron Kat]

I really should be getting to bed now. It's 20 past 3 and I no longer have the liberty of getting up very late!! So night night!!!!!

 

[Kula Meenur]

You can tell if a girl is Dutch by the way she smiles. Their bone structure in the face, particularly in the cheeks is also a giveaway. They have some very soft features not found anywhere else in Europe.

Seriously, look at this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiP1VL05azI

(The video itself sucks, just look at her facial bones.)

There's no way that girl isn't dutch.

wait...wait...





whut?

 

[Saturos]

WTF dude... go see the doctor!

I had blood in my stool once, and your not cool unless you have blood in your stool.

Colonoscopy's arent cool though.

 

[kineaesth]

Ew.

Also


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[Adrik_Senturu]

Saw this gigantic polish woman on the live feed of the olympics holy ****

 

[French Ninja]

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[lefty]

Adrik, that is hot.

 

[Krynn72]

So thats what a female Ogre looks like. Interesting.

 

[French Ninja]

GOLD AND SILVER, YEAAAAAAAAA

Nastia, you're so dreamy. :3