Miscellaneous III: EXTREME Edition

[Dekstar]

Well my cousin on his last night here downloaded a boat load of I-have-no-idea-what and went over my 50gb limit, so I'm stuck with 128kb/s downstream 'till tomorrow (ISP uses 30-day rolling limit, so by tomorrow I will have a days worth of download space free), and I'm trying to find out how to make an animated GIF from an avi file. Apparently I need gimp, as using Adobe Imageready creates frames of white :\. Gimp's slowly downloading at 15kb/s :|.

Also my entire lower body hurts due to playing squash yesterday, and driving for 2.5 hours today. PAIN.

 

[Stigmata]

There's no one left. It's just me in this redneck town.

They're gone already? D:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

It's just me in this redneck town.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

 

[highlander]

oh god I just had some cake for breakfast.


I think I'm going too chuck up. D:

 

[Wanted Bob]

Ahhh, to be baby-faced again...

Beards are hard as anything to shave off D:

 

[Krynn72]

I got a job!

 

[Vegeta897]

I got a job!

Yes I'll have a double quarter pounder wtih cheese, no onions, a large order of fries, and a medium diet coke. To go please.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I want a double cheese burger and hold the bun, no lettuce no tomatoes seed on a bun double X-FILES THEME.

 

[Krynn72]

Yes I'll have a double quarter pounder wtih cheese, no onions, a large order of fries, and a medium diet coke. To go please.

Sure, i'll pick it up on my way to work, dont worry about paying me back, i got it covered.

 

[Vegeta897]

Hahaha, touche.

 

[Dekstar]

The only reason Krynn said that is because he knows what goes into the burgers where he works

 

[VirusType2]

Make me a sandwich Krynn72. From the 99 cent value menu.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I want to shove my dick into a tapeworm infested Big Mac so that the queen may enter my urethra and spread her seed.

 

[Krynn72]

Is it just me, or has willie gotten more tame with his posts?


Wait... what did he say? oh... OH! OH MY GOD NO!

 

[Phobie]

I can't get on Steam, wat is going on pl0x

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Stupid maintenance.

 

[Krynn72]

I just got on easily.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I can't join SC. ******s.

 

[Qonfused]

Willie's a whore.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Qonfused's a cracker******.

 

[highlander]

I burned mah finger in metal tech today D:

 

[kineaesth]

I played around with the new update. Good stuff. How, highlander?

 

[lefty]

I burned mah finger in metal tech today D:

You must be cursed or something. Did ye cross blades with a voodoo-knowing pirate, matey?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You are so accident prone.

 

[highlander]

I played around with the new update. Good stuff. How, highlander?

I was grinding a piece of metal and I turned it around and me being a ****ing moron, touched the hot end...and well screaming and pain D:


Also, I always manage to hurt myself everyday, I whacked my funny bone on tables twice today, rolled and my ankle (not to seriously though)

 

[kineaesth]

4000 poasts, lah-di-dah. D:

 

[lefty]

I'm wondering, Lefty or Que?

 

[kineaesth]

I like Que's personality more. Just putting that out there.

 

[lefty]

uh, hm...

 

[Dog--]

Guys, I just pooped, then ate lots of pizza to make me very satisfyingly full, drank enough water to quench my thirst and satisfied myself sexually, then pissed.

All my basic needs fulfilled. I feel goooood.

 

[lefty]

Are you tired? I guess not if you feel so gooooood.

 

[Krynn72]

I'm trying to waste time while my download finishes. It was supposed to take 30 mins but ****ing fileplanet's server is messed up or something, and my download speed keeps going from 300kb/s to 0 and back up like once every 3 seconds.


Hey its done! G'night!

 

[Dog--]

As a matter of a fact, I am NOT tired, despite the time being 4:00am. Maybe me feeling so good makes me impervious to tiredness.

 

[Dog--]

Guys.

GUYS!

My cat is chasing my mouse pointer across the screen.

Right now she's chasing the text as it goes across the screen.

BBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

 

[Bad^Hat]

I'm really ****ing angry for no good reason at all. Grr. And stuff.

 

[highlander]

Masturbate?!

 

[Bad^Hat]

I'm not angry at my penis though.

 

[highlander]

You will be.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Yell at your dick.

 

[highlander]

Badhat : WHY WON'T YOU STAY UP!

penis : When's the last time you looked at me during sex!?

Badhat *walks off*

Penis : *Cries softly*