Miscellaneous III: EXTREME Edition

[Dog--]

It'd make me hungry.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

It would make me hungry for a pregnant fetus.

 

[VirusType2]

Pregnant fetus spread on banana nut muffins. Choosy moms choose fetus.

 

[highlander]

oh god I fell over in my showah and cut my back open, oh god.

 

[kineaesth]

Books! Old and new!

 

[lefty]

oh god I fell over in my showah and cut my back open, oh god.

D: What'd you do that for?

dammit dammit I feel like I have ants crawling all over me.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Highlander, you da nigga with da powa. Heal your bloody wounds.

 

[Dog--]

Guys I went to the music store and stuff cost me alot less then I thought, in fact a HELL of alot less.. I still have 60$ left and being the wasteful **** I am, I need to spend it.

And they're not rape dollars, also no hookers, guns, cars, or anything like that.

 

[dfc05]

Stupid GRE practice test software keeps setting my screen resolution to 640x480. I really hope the actual test isn't like that. Giant text is painful to look at and really distracting when typing essays, and I have to keep scrolling through passages of giant text.... argh.

 

[Pesmerga]

Spend it on smell.

 

[Dog--]

I don't know who you get your smells from, but I get mine for free.

 

[dfc05]

Buy candy. Lots and lots of candy.

That's what I would do.

 

[lefty]

And a van to put it in.

And they're not rape dollars, also no hookers, guns, cars, or anything like that.

**** damn.

I may just go to bed.

 

[kineaesth]

passages

Mmmm. Goodbye.

 

[VirusType2]

To bed.
<3<3<3

Extra McLovin tonight.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I had to cum, so I literally did a ****ing backflip off the bed and into the open door of the bathroom just a few few from me, came all over the floor and finally the toilet.




I wish.

 

[highlander]

Highlander, you da nigga with da powa. Heal your bloody wounds.

I got out for a second, and I slipped...


OH GOD THE PAIN

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

How the dick did you cut it open anyway? Got icy dicks lying around?

 

[highlander]

on the corner of my shower door D:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Oh god what the **** that's nasty.

 

[highlander]

Well the bleeding has stopped, so yay

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Use a steam iron to cauterize the wound.

 

[highlander]

But...but...won't that hurt more?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Only for a few days.

 

[15357]

Well the bleeding has stopped, so yay

Open it up again, you need to get the bad blood out of your body.

 

[Saturos]

Open it up again, you need to get the bad blood out of your body.

No, I'm sure by now it's starting to reek of gangreneous almonds.

He just needs to cut it off and get a prosthetic penis. With batteries.

 

[highlander]

Open it up again, you need to get the bad blood out of your body.

I have too much good blood to have any bad blood

 

[Phobie]

You....split your penis open? I'm gonna have to read back.

 

[15357]

I have too much good blood to have any bad blood

Too much good blood can be a bad thing too. Lower your blood pressure by taking out a liter or so.

 

[lefty]

I recommend leeches.

 

[VirusType2]

I recommend leeches.

Indeed. Surprisingly delicious.

 

[Rizzo]

Confirm or deny the penis cut damn it!

 

[VirusType2]

He was shaving his back and fell on the razor.

 

[Sheepo]

So... Superbad wasn't really all that funny, it turns out

 

[Pesmerga]

Take it back.

 

[Rizzo]

Im happy eureka is back!

Awesome show. Carter is awesome.

 

[Qonfused]

Everyone is leaving... :\

I'll be with them this winter, but as for the next few months...

 

[Stigmata]

I know how you feel man.

Well... not entirely. I'll still have two friends in town, whom I fully expect to spend about 50% of my waking hours with. But the rest are leaving and not coming back until at least Thanksgiving.

 

[Qonfused]

There's no one left. It's just me in this redneck town.

 

[Dog--]

So... Superbad wasn't really all that funny, it turns out

THANK YOU. No one agrees with me on this, it's just 'meh'.