Miscellaneous III: EXTREME Edition

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I have a pretty annoying song round my head at the moment. It's one that I had to sing at Children of Bury Sing concert when i was in primary school. I've got the CD of the concert and was listening to it recently, hence the reason it's in my head now.
 
I havent had a shit since last Friday. What the ****. This is not good, sometimes I can go this long without shitting, but ive eaten at Taco Bell twice so far, and that place always ALWAYS makes me need to go, usually within 2 hours. I think i'm going to end up having one of those epic shits like in that story thats been posted here a few times. Woe be onto whomever owns the bathroom in which my shitstorm will be released.
 
I havent had a shit since last Friday. What the ****. This is not good, sometimes I can go this long without shitting, but ive eaten at Taco Bell twice so far, and that place always ALWAYS makes me need to go, usually within 2 hours. I think i'm going to end up having one of those epic shits like in that story thats been posted here a few times. Woe be onto whomever owns the bathroom in which my shitstorm will be released.

Eat something loaded in fiber. And quite a lot of it. It'll push all that stuff right on out.
 
I have a sandwich on whole wheat bread every day. And I eat honeynut cheerios a lot as well.
 
I have a sandwich on whole wheat bread every day.

No, I'm talking about some serious fiber man! Eat a pound of apples! Steam up some lentils, eat a pound of that! Buy some glucomannan powder, don't eat a pound of that unless you want to die!
 
Attention all! My new name is "Kickass McAwesome". Thank ye for ye time.
 
Baw, getting rid of my beard HL2.net :(

I feel its just run its course and that its time to shave it off.

Was fun while it lasted :D
 
I must Willie. It has gotten too long for my liking and I cant be bothered to maintain it at a certain length. I promise you though, it will return (playoff beard anyone?) better than ever.
 
In all seriousness that has happened before.
















So what if he was gay to begin with... shhhhhh....
 
Got what off your chest? That shitting midget?

EDIT: elf, sorry.
 
That reminds me - guys, I got hair on my chest, I don't think I look good as a hairy guy, I've been meaning to shave it for a while now, but I'm not sure if it gets itchy or anything, should I shave it?

It's not particularly long, but there's enough if it to notice..
 
Chest hair is manly, I should know. I'm like a wookie.

It doesn't itch, not like facial hair does.
 
That's good.

Damn, I really bored. I have to clean out the garage this week. And babysit that autistic asshole tomorrow and the day after, starting 7:30 in the morning. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
 
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