Miscellaneous III: EXTREME Edition

[alpha incipiens]

Oh god, I really want to make lentil soup right now. That sounds amazing and I'm jealous D:

 

[Raziaar]

How do you make lentil soup? Do you have a recipe you can share? I like making things that require very few easy to come by ingredients, like onions or bell peppers and stuff.

 

[Vegeta897]

This is Miscellaneous EXTREME edition, not damn sissy recipe sharing!

 

[Raziaar]

This is Miscellaneous EXTREME edition, not damn sissy recipe sharing!

Just because you're an idiot and don't know how to cook anything that doesn't come prepackaged and ready to pop into the oven...

So pfft...

 

[Vegeta897]

That's how a ****ing man eats.

AN AMERICAN MAN

****

 

[Mech Man]

Im with veggie on this one , f**k lentils...

 

[Raziaar]

Im with veggie on this one , f**k lentils...

**** yo' couch!

 

[Vegeta897]

Just get back in the kitchen Raz.

 

[Mech Man]

Yeah , thats where women belong. Ugly ones like Raz at least...

 

[alpha incipiens]

How do you make lentil soup? Do you have a recipe you can share? I like making things that require very few easy to come by ingredients, like onions or bell peppers and stuff.

I don't have an official recipe or anything, but it's pretty much the same as just making lentils by themselves. You put a little extra water in to make it soupier. When the lentils are about half-cooked, I throw in some other ingredients; usually grated carrots, chopped celery and onion, things like that. You can really just put in whatever you want. Oh, and spices, too, put those in at the beginning. I like cumin and coriander, but you can really use whatever you want.

Cooking is extreme and this is relevant.

 

[Mech Man]

Its only extreme if your cooking while skydiving and wresteling a basilisk AND a gryphon at the same time...

 

[Vegeta897]

With your cock out.

 

[Raziaar]

THAT DOES IT! I'm editing my cow avatar to have a chef's hat.

 

[Mech Man]

Well... Crap... Quick Veg think of something!

 

[Raziaar]

Don't worry. I couldn't edit it worth shit. I'd secretly have Vegeta do it behind the scenes.

 

[Mech Man]

Oh , well i suppose thats ok then.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

That cow would look so cute in a chef hat. OH SHIT GIVE HIM HIS SANTA HAT BACK!

 

[Raziaar]

That cow would look so cute in a chef hat. OH SHIT GIVE HIM HIS SANTA HAT BACK!

It's getting near that time of year, isn't it? I always like to start the festivities a couple months in advance and end them a couple months late.

EDIT: SHIT, I can't find it!

 

[Mech Man]

Im going to invent a hat that fires crap at people , i will call it ... THE ASSHAT!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

It's getting near that time of year, isn't it? I always like to start the festivities a couple months in advance and end them a couple months late.

EDIT: SHIT, I can't find it!

**** yer it's back!

Jesus I haven't changed mine in 2 years it seems, if you don't count the retarded They Came From Hollywood one with Neutrino the Atomic Newt I had for about 2 minutes.

 

[alpha incipiens]

THAT DOES IT! I'm editing my cow avatar to have a chef's hat.

 

[Mech Man]

Actually willeh , when i used to lurk around here years ago you still had it , minus the santa hat.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Actually willeh , when i used to lurk around here years ago you still had it , minus the santa hat.

I mean I haven't changed my Santa one since Christmas '06.

 

[Raziaar]

haha, nice!

 

[Mech Man]

This is epic winage.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

He can shake it.

 

[Iron Kat]

Any plans to lose the Santa hat any time soon?
Edit: Goddamn everyone who posted at the same time!!!! Comment was directed at Willeh.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever.

Nope.

 

[Mech Man]

I think this is a good time to change my avatar.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Change it to a hairy yeti baby.

 

[Raziaar]

Any plans to lose the Santa hat any time soon?
Edit: Goddamn everyone who posted at the same time!!!! Comment was directed at Willeh.

February 2009. Seriously, I just put it on.

Why, do you want vanilla razicow?

Or the more recent fancier but smaller razicow?

Or the lesser seen lepobzcow?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Santa Moo Cow God, please.

 

[Mech Man]

I read that last one as "lezbocow". I lol'd.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Where the piss is LePobz, anyway?

 

[Mech Man]

Piss on who now?

 

[alpha incipiens]

That last one reminds me of this one other avatar which is now going to be my new avatar. Cool.

 

[Mech Man]

Demonic , to say the least...

 

[alpha incipiens]

Hello Cthulhu!

 

[Mech Man]

Oh lord did i lol.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Apparently someone I infractioned tried to message me but my inbox was full.

Fortunately, I don't give the slightest of a shit, since it was inevitably a self-righteous moan anyway.

Oh the trials and tribulations of moderation.