Miscellaneous III: EXTREME Edition

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is this where that PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS meme came from?
 
TollBooth Willie said:
Dunno. I can say one thing though...it tastes great with chocolate shakes. I wanna talk to you about finance. Listen, I wanna talk to you about high finance. I wanna talk to you about American equities and finance. Listen, I wanna talk to you about milkshakes.
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Is this from something?
 
Finally after months of torment I found out what song it was that was stuck in my head, the one I made the video about. It was the end of November Rain by Guns N Roses.


I feel complete
 
VirusType2 said:
I have been spending the weekend watching a bunch of boxing videos. If only I could have done my life differently, I'd be in that ring.

Rizzo do you fight or are you just a street brawler?
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I fight. Not so much compete, as i just love to train. Almost never fight outside the gym. Exept when i feel really provoked.
 
So none of the source games are working on steam. I keep getting a pup-up that says this game is not available. I try all the regular stuff, restsarting steam, logging off and back on, validating files, defragging, deleting the clientregistry or whatever it was, and now I'm trying to reinstall steam to see if that works. First, though, I'm backing up all my steamapps which is taking hours. Of course, while I was trying to find a solution, I discovered I got a virus of some kind that makes every search result in Google or yahoo redirect to an ad page. So I'm running about fifty scans and shit trying to delete all the spyware and rootkits on my computer. I'm having so much fun!
 
lefty said:
So none of the source games are working on steam. I keep getting a pup-up that says this game is not available. I try all the regular stuff, restsarting steam, logging off and back on, validating files, defragging, deleting the clientregistry or whatever it was, and now I'm trying to reinstall steam to see if that works. First, though, I'm backing up all my steamapps which is taking hours. Of course, while I was trying to find a solution, I discovered I got a virus of some kind that makes every search result in Google or yahoo redirect to an ad page. So I'm running about fifty scans and shit trying to delete all the spyware and rootkits on my computer. I'm having so much fun!
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Same thing happened to me. Reinstalling steam fixed everything. F*cking maddening in the meantime, though :hmph:
 
I'm sure you'll do great at it!

/bad penis size joke
 
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I'm making a Payload map for TF2. Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge work-in-progress. Once I get the game logic set up and add to the layout, does anyone want to help test it? It's just one stage of the map for now.
 
I like.

I just found this awesome animation creator that runs on the Euphoria engine. It's called Endorphin and it is teh pure awesomes.
 
Enzorr said:
I like.

I just found this awesome animation creator that runs on the Euphoria engine. It's called Endorphin and it is teh pure awesomes.
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Euphoria is an engine, Endorphin is a standalone 3D animation tool.
 
My avatar is supposed to be running with scissors. Anyone want to find me one like this and how would I get it to work?
 
STIGMATA. MEMEMEMEME

Thank you <3

EDIT: Sonuvabitch, I double-posted in glee.
 
So I reinstalled steam, now I'm redownloading TF2. I'm geussing I didn't do something right with all the steamapp GCFs.
 
My TF2 is not working for some reason.

I went back to cross country practice, and yeah, I'm gonna be like the slowest person there unless my knees start to get better

:(
 
My Payload game logic is broken. It keeps thinking that the first capture point is the only one. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

But if anyone wants to test the map anyway... :D
 
I could change my last name to 'Fortune'. Then I would be Mr. Fortune, and my luck could start to change.

Of course, then if I had a daughter, she would be Miss Fortune. Unfortunately, that sounds like misfortune.


Imagine dating a girl named Misfortune? Sounds like a comic book, therefore I copyright this material, 2008.
 
KineticAesthetic said:
What do you mean by test? You better not mean 'fix'.
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By "test" I mean "see how players maneuver and interact with the environment, and identify key problems with the environment that either break the game or give classes unfair advantages over others".

Or rather, that's what I would do, if I could get a server running properly.
 
I'd be up for it if you were all 'links and shit'. And I was home, and online, and able to play TF2.

I'm up for it.
 
Figure out how to get my map to run on a server that people can connect to which doesn't require me to run the server as my internet connection is shit and can't handle the density of traffic that a game server requires, and we'll be golden.
 
Hmm. Nearly 5am and too full of twee based happiness to sleep thanks to belle and sebastian. I wonder how to rectify this :?

VirusType2 said:
I could change my last name to 'Fortune'. Then I would be Mr. Fortune, and my luck could start to change.

Of course, then if I had a daughter, she would be Miss Fortune. Unfortunately, that sounds like misfortune.


Imagine dating a girl named Misfortune? Sounds like a comic book, therefore I copyright this material, 2008.
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Along a similar line: One of the people who graduated from Durham this year had the middle name Danger :p
 
Creation of the F*ggot Rifle.

[HL2.net] TollBooth Willie: Fires mutated flesh eating maggots
AcepilotF14: god damnit
[HL2.net] TollBooth Willie: Flesh+Maggots
[HL2.net] TollBooth Willie: = ******s

Help me fund the development of this weapon or die.
 
When i take a piss, i have to call some contractors to bulldoze the bathroom because my dick wont fit in it. once that happens, my dick gets airlifted in by the coast guard while local businesses are shut down for safety purposes. my dick is then lowered by three or four helicopters in front of the urinal and because so much piss is in my dick i have to be hooked up to an IV so I dont lose too many fluids. with paramedics on site I am usually good to go. i wear the same headphone/ear protector things that those guys that help land jets wear. once i release the piss into the urinal i get airborne, which is normal and I'm used to it by now. i had to get trained by the fire department to handle such matters. after the urinal explodes, i piss the leftover piss into a 90 foot diameter hole that has been specially dug for my dick by the contractors. it takes a team of 450 zookeepers to shake my dick, and from there we embark on our elaborate routine to get my dick back into my pants, a partaking that has been declared its own industry by Forbes and employs over 3,000 dedicated workers.
 
how much time is it in between pisses? also, is there a vagina built that could take your mammoth mammoth trunk?
 
That's how I usually feel before I get a D (or whatever above failing is for your grading)
 
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