Miscellaneous III: EXTREME Edition

[highlander]

We get a satisfactory, or not satisfactory. D:

 

[Vegeta897]

Your mini penis is not satisfying at all.

Even if it felt good for you.

 

[Stigmata]

Man, everything in the past 24 hours has pissed me off beyond belief. Not a good day.

Ahh well, back to TF2 until I pass out from exhaustion.

 

[Phobie]

SHUT UP STIGMATA I HAVE RETURNED NOW YOU CAN STOP BEING ANNOYED.

plz

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

SHUT UP AND RELAX ON THE COUCH.

Thank you.

 

[highlander]

God I'm so inlove with The Smashing Pumpkins

 

[Kula Meenur]

Smashing vegitables indeed!


Food! Need food! uni is tiring.




OMG CHECK OUT THIS ASSIGNMENT! D:
http://myecu.ecu.edu.au/@@BCF48ECC4...872409_1/CRI3107 - Assignment 2 Case File.doc

 

[VirusType2]

no u.

 

[Kula Meenur]

You can't see it? Ecu is Edith Cowan University and the .edu in the hyperlink is the transgress of a government education website.


It's a document

 

[highlander]

no u.

oh u

also, ****ing massive headache

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'm gtfo.

 

[Septih]

God I'm so inlove with The Smashing Pumpkins

But billy corgan looks like uncle fester from the addams family!

 

[lefty]

I found a cartridge for "Fester's Quest" for some nintendo platform in a pawn shop.

 

[Phobie]

I just sat on my foot for as long as I could until it went numb then I tried to see if I could tickle it.

I couldn't.

Man I love having a numb foot.

 

[lefty]

tickle tickle.

 

[Sheepo]

Lucky. I'm ticklish as a mother****er

 

[Mech Man]

Foot fetish much?

 

[VirusType2]

I just sat on my foot for as long as I could until it went numb then I tried to see if I could tickle it.

I couldn't.

Man I love having a numb foot.

That reminds me of a joke from a movie I saw recently. "Sit on your hand until it falls asleep and masturbate and it feels like someone else is doing it."

Lol. wow

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I just sat on my foot for as long as I could until it went numb then I tried to see if I could tickle it.

I couldn't.

Man I love having a numb foot.

Should have vagina'd yourself with it. Same way a guy sits on his arm until it goes to sleep and jacks off so it feels like someone else is doing it.

 

[Rizzo]

I call that the stranger...

 

[VirusType2]

The stranger? cool. Left hand is strange too. lol

I don't like when my limbs fall asleep.

Sometimes it feels like thousands of needles pricking me, and sometimes you can't even move that limb for a while.

Uhhh. hate it.

 

[Phobie]

Yes I am aware that it sounds a bit like "the stranger". If I had a penis I couldn't jerk it with a numb hand. I can't do anything when my limbs are numb!

I'm also VERY ticklish so I wanted to see if I still was with a numb foot. I was not.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'll show you ticklish.

 

[VirusType2]

I'll show you Willie.

 

[Stigmata]

He's really, really ticklish.

 

[Phobie]

Ticklish Willie.

 

[VirusType2]

I'll show you my Virus.


Oh shit, were not doing that one anymore? sorry.

Just kiddin. I'm so ticklish that I almost died laughing as a child under what's called 'tickle torture'.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'll give you all a Virus with my Willie.

 

[VirusType2]

I better get some sleep.

<3

..l.. ..l..

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I wish I could have sex with you guys.

 

[Qonfused]

Yeah.

 

[Phobie]

Me too.

 

[Stigmata]

Me three.

 

[Rizzo]

Me 4! Not!

Maybe the girls. One or two of the boys. Some of you from the mugshot thread, damn...

I just watched Never back down. Awesome movie.

 

[highlander]

Just watched Meet The Sandvich! epic LOL

http://steamgames.com/tf2/heavy/sandvich.htm

 

[Raziaar]

Just watched Meet The Sandvich! epic LOL

http://steamgames.com/tf2/heavy/sandvich.htm

ROFL!

Oh god, hilarious. I have to start playing again. <whines>

I mean geez, Steam is using up 1/4th of my hard drive... and I don't even touch it!

 

[Stigmata]

Play TF2 with us, Raz. The update is today :3

 

[highlander]

Oh god, he punched out all my blood!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You call that breaking my spine?

 

[Raziaar]

Geez, HUGE MEAL!

Just steamed up 1 cup(raw) green lentils... flavored with herbs like cilantro, thyme, basil etc. Added some taragon vinegar in with the water. Steamed it up... set it aside. Sauteeed a large onion and bell pepper in a tablespoon of sesame oil.

Once I got it well cooked, I mixed in the lentils and added some salt and let the lentils heat back up again... put it on my plate.

An absolutely massive mound of food for just 530 calories(the lentils themselves are just 320). I don't know if I'm going to be able to eat all this in one sitting.

Lentils are awesome if you can flavor them right! They're so filling because they produce a huge quantity of food and are loaded with protein, and are a slow burning energy source for the body, so no hunger pangs for a long, long time.