Miscellaneous III: EXTREME Edition

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Also making a new thread in a couple of minutes.
 
Holy ****ing shit. I just completely freaked myself out.

I was outside, it's starting to drizzle a bit. Our cat is on my windowsill, and I'm trying to get her inside before she starts whining. She was just in an altercation with another cat.

I'm telling her, "Come on Fred, come on! Get inside Fred!"

And when I say it again, it comes out in the voice that reminds me eerily of Pennywise the Dancing Clown.

I'm scared. I don't know how that happened, and I'm completely not ****ing lying. It was like this gurgly sneering voice coming out of me that reminded me completely of IT. I was talking normal too.
 
I do not know this Pennywise the Dancing Clown, but the name is already scary. D:
 
"Pennywise" is a nickname we gave a mate of mine because of the way he rides a bike like a ****ing homicidal clown
 
TollBooth Willie said:
Raz, never mention this again. Ever.
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Dude... It ****ing terrified me. Absolutely terrified. Pennywise is a nightmare being to me, always haunting my dreams(not so much anymore though). And when I was outside alone, and *I* spoke and it sounded like him? That's... I went inside quickly, because I was freaked out.

FishBulb said:
I do not know this Pennywise the Dancing Clown, but the name is already scary. D:
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This is him. He's from a Stephen King movie and novel.

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Well there's new material for my nightmares.

Luckily, I don't often remember my dreams.
 
Opening Ceremony kicks ass! I wonder when they'll hold one in Kiev :(
 
Hey guys. Earlier on I went to have a shower, but beforehand, I had a shit. Sadly, the shit didn't make its way out properly, so I was left with poo dangling from my ass, and with me too scared to rip it from my ass with my own hands, I decided to take drastic action.

I was quite worried. One time last year I was left constipated for a week with poo just hanging there from my bum. I didn't wanna go through all that again purely because if I moved a tiny bit whilst sitting down, a small but deadly smell would be released from my ass. The smell was basically rotting poo. I seem to remember whenever I created such a smell, people would look horrified, and with today becoming constipated once again, I did not want that to happen.

Anyway, I needed a shower. I got in, and the first thing on my mind was getting this poo out of my ass. I've always had the excellent idea of using the shower to get it out. So, what I did was pull a one hand goatse, aim the shower head at my bum, and fire away!

Slowly, bit by bit, whatever didn't make it down the toilet was now making it down the plug hole in my shower. I had to experience horrible smells and brown water - but it was worth it! I'm now sat here, comfortable, with no poo in sight.
 
Oh. My. God.

What the hell dude?

D:

You need a new bum.
 
My wound is ooooooooooooozing. Ew.

nomnomnomnomvicadinnomnom
 
Xendance said:
Hey guys. Earlier on I went to have a shower, but beforehand, I had a shit. Sadly, the shit didn't make its way out properly, so I was left with poo dangling from my ass, and with me to..more shit stuff
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I'm having a constipation right now. Sigh...
 
Just finished STALKER. The ending wasnt as great as the rest of the game, but its still been a wild ride :D
 
The one where you wish for money. Probably the Loner ending cause I didnt find Strelok (I thought that was the point of the game) and I didnt mess with the factions. I don't get it I did all the "main" quests, but none of them led to Strelok. I want to get other endings/quests, but that is gonna take a long time to get to. It also bugs me that you hardly get to use the best gun in the game. I was thinking "Aww yeah, I'll save this till I get back outside" but that was not to be :(
 
Ah well

The main quests deviates from sterlok after a certain point, and thats when you have to start investigating him yourself and from that point on you can get what I guess you could call the two REAL endings
 
I'm playing Oblivion Lost 2.0 and i've reached the sarcophagus. I can't get through very far because they keep whoring Dwarves, Bloodsuckers and huge shotgun toting dudes in exo-suits.

:(

I need halps
 
Balls.

I suppose I will have to try finding out about him again, but I'm all STALKER'd out now. When my guy said "I wish..." I thought he was gonna say "to find Strelok" but then he said "to be rich". I thought "Wow, that was a lame wish". Are there any endings that allow you to continue playing?

Also, Dwarves Koola Mena???
 
Nah all the endings just end the game from there and I guess you could always get Clear Skies if you need more STALKER
 
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The ugly yellow-white dwarfs dwell in dungeons, their light-sensible eyes go blind under bright illumination. Dwarfs arrange traps for stalkers, scientists and the military in dungeons. They try to block all the exits using large fragments and girders. Dwarfs possess mighty arms which suit perfectly well to tear victims apart. Dwarfs wage war against the "blind dogs" clans. Their character is nasty, effusive spite makes them do violent and unexpected actions. Anticipation and telekinetic abilities of dwarfs are very sharp. Anticipation helps them sense an enemy and guess his location, while telekinesis allows to manipulate big objects at distance by throwing them at enemies and delivering powerful telekinetic strokes on them. Their abilities, character, along with a developed intellect makes dwarfs one of the most dangerous enemies in the darker sectors of the Zone. Physically very weak. However, they use telekinesis to throw objects at you from distance. In case there are no objects in the surrounding, they will throw blasts of heat at you. Just try to get as close as possible to them and you will see how easy it is to kill these creatures.



Try the Oblivion Lost mod! :D Do eeeeet!
 
Woah sounds cool. I will try this mod out once I feel like playing STALKER again.
 
Just watched the Bejing 2008 Olympic Games Opening Ceremony, was nice
 
Just got home from a Chinese buffet, and...


THEY HAD F*CKING CHANDELIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
wohoo my dog survived surgery and she woke up literally like 10 minutes ago. :D
there was something wrong with her uterus which is apparently pretty common with older female dogs.
 
Seppo said:
wohoo my dog survived surgery and she woke up literally like 10 minutes ago. :D
there was something wrong with her uterus which is apparently pretty common with older female dogs.
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You f*cking sick pervert.

I'm reporting the feds.

Bestiality is illegal almost everywhere. :frown:
 
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