Miscellaneous III: EXTREME Edition

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Nigga nigga nigga nigga Nigga please. I'm treated like a mother****in disease. You say, why do I call myself a nigga so quick? Because I can reach in my drawers and pull out a bigger dick.
 
I seem to have aquired a random gash on my head , ghosts have been stabbing me i think :(.
 
We started the moving process.. I hate moving :3

But my basement will be bitchin'. 2 computers lanned up, entertainment center with my Wii and shit.
 
Sliver said:
We started the moving process.. I hate moving :3

But my basement will be bitchin'. 2 computers lanned up, entertainment center with my Wii and shit.
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Brown Recluses skittering all over the ****ing place.
 
I just realized in Back to the Future 3, Doctor Emmett Lathrop Brown of the year 1955 had to replace the 'time circuit control chip' that Doctor Emmett Lathrop Brown of the year 1985 created.

What did he replace it with you might ask?

This was in it before:
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A microchip.

This is what he replaced it with afterward:
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Yes. You saw that correctly.

Vacuum tubes.
 
Don't you hate it when you're having a shower, and you're all done soaping yourself, but then you lather up some more soap on your hands without thinking, and you're like, aww wait I'm already done, so you just give your balls another go-over because you don't want to waste the soap and they could probably use it anyway?

Yeah. Man that sucks and/or is great.
 
I frequently get out of the shower before I wash the shampoo out of my hair. Shut off the water, step out, grab towel, look in mirror. Shit.
 
I've gone through my entire shower routine and completely forgot I did anything and start over completely sometimes.

It's ****ing awkward, but long showers sometimes are fun.
 
75% of showers I have I forget which leg I already washed and have to do them both again.

**** that pisses me off.

Edit - And come to think of it I instinctually do the left one first every single time. I even know this. It's just because I'm a bit obsessive about it that I have to be sure each time.

My left leg must be sparkly as a mother****er, though. If any of you ever have to suck on one of my legs, I'd pick that one.

Edit2 - Haha, man, instinctually? What the **** I need some sleep.
 
I use this face wash stuff and sometimes I mistake it for shampoo and wash my hair with it. And other times, I use shampoo on my face. It's happened a few times (that I'm aware of). In reality, I've probably done it more than that and never realized it.
 
When i had a shower this morning the sponge was full of cold water and i didnt realise , i saw it was wet so i squeezed it out and all cold water went over my balls and legs , its like the whole ocean was in there ffs. So yeah , i started my day with cold balls...
 
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i saw it was wet so i squeezed it out and all cold water went over my balls and legs , its like the whole ocean was in there ffs.
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Don't know why but I laughed out loud at this. I'm laughing at everything.
 
Koola Mena said:
Soap + water in place of shampoo
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Soap + hair = straw broom

Mech Man said:
When i had a shower this morning the sponge was full of cold water and i didnt realise , i saw it was wet so i squeezed it out and all cold water went over my balls and legs , its like the whole ocean was in there ffs. So yeah , i started my day with cold balls...
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Gripping.
 
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Sometimes I forget to wash my hair at all. I'll get out of the shower and notice my head is still dry.
 
Do you people just like not stand under the shower when you take a shower? Wtf :\
 
Vegeta897 said:
Do you people just like not stand under the shower when you take a shower? Wtf :\
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I don't like getting my face wet. So I try to avoid getting my head under the water until it's necessary.

Fun fact- I brush my teeth in the shower. Among other things.
 
heh, I do the same, my head is basically completely dry until I do the very last part of cleaning myself - my hair/inside ears/face.

In the mornings I usually put the shower on hot and stand there for about 10 minutes before I start, because usually it's cold, and hot water feels good on me. Sucks when I get out, and turns from cold to ice on my body cold.
 
I love water, like being in a pool or in a tub or something...

But I seem to hate the feel of a shower for some strange reason. :(
 
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