Miscellaneous III: EXTREME Edition

[Vegeta897]

Especially when you're tied up.

 

[Kula Meenur]

:naughty: i'll wreck your bed! the missus tried handcuffs once and i tore apart her sheets

 

[kineaesth]

Read this and enjoy it or I'll be sad http://www.impulsenine.com/homepage/pages/shortstories/memento_mori.htm

 

[lefty]

http://michaelpaulus.com/gallery/v/character-Skeletons/main.php?g2_itemId=18

cartoon skeletons

 

[Raziaar]

http://michaelpaulus.com/gallery/v/character-Skeletons/main.php?g2_itemId=18

cartoon skeletons

Haha that's great!

 

[FishBulb]

Read this and enjoy it or I'll be sad http://www.impulsenine.com/homepage/pages/shortstories/memento_mori.htm

The movie was ****ing awesome.

Also, my tooth aches like a bitch and I have no desire to eat anything ever again.

 

[highlander]

I still feel like ****ing shit

oh well.

 

[Raziaar]

Lucky bastard. I'm going to bed.

 

[Raziaar]

Wear black painted swimming goggles and we're golden!

 

[highlander]

Snuggling? I might just lay here...

alone.

cold..

pleasuring myself to Raz and Toaster doing it.

 

[highlander]

Because you're cold blooded! lizard!

 

[highlander]

This whole forums wants inside your vajayjay!

 

[Bad^Hat]

I was gonna make some metaphor about bread and toast and being inside of a toaster but I'm lazy so this is all you ******s get.

 

[Vegeta897]

I'm gonna steal your idea.

Baby, do you want to toast my cock?

Wait.

 

[VirusType2]

we need to put more money into cloning. EVERYONE should have their very own toaster.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Ever had a Alexei Kiev toaster? Ukrainian is nice this time of year :naughty:

 

[Vegeta897]

Who needs a real relationship if they can do that?

I'm sure one's imagination can fill in such desires.

 

[VirusType2]

That is just sick. Who would ever invest in a real relationship if they could just stay at home shoving their bread into their toaster clone?

I don't want one of the clones.

 

[Vegeta897]

Well that's a flat out lie.

Or if you're implying that you want the original toaster, SHE'S TOTALLY MINE, MAN.

 

[Vegeta897]

Well then you'll just have to wait your turn like everyone else! There are plenty of other people who need their bread and bagels toasted to a delicious golden-brown and they asked before you did. Maybe next time you'll plan ahead.

Bread and bagels?

No ma'am.

More like:

 

[Vegeta897]

 

[Kula Meenur]

Lol veggie's rocking out with his log loaf out

 

[Vegeta897]

The next person to call my penis a 'log loaf' is going to get it in the face.

 

[highlander]

She'll burn your vegie. BURRRRRRRN

 

[Bad^Hat]

ohhh yes veggie god yes gimme that big hard log loaf harder baby harder god your log loaf is so big

I'd really like to read some of the text books you edit.

Fig. 1 - This is totally a huge gross vajayjay, but still not big enough for Veggie's massive man loaf.

Fig. 2 - The enlarged sclera of the indigenous female Toaster. Also known as Razzius Freakoutus.

 

[Kula Meenur]

The next person to call my penis a 'log loaf' is going to get it in the face.

at least it's not a pretzle

 

[Vegeta897]

It can be if you want.

 

[Kula Meenur]

wrap it around yourself like a toga?

 

[Vegeta897]

See that rope holding you to that stake?

It's not a rope.

 

[Kula Meenur]

D:


char

 

[Saturos]

Got drunk this weekend with some friends. First time in many many months I've even touched any alcoholic beverages.

I blacked out that night and woke up face down on my friend's living room floor half naked the following morning. :O He and his missus dragged me inside (He was pretty lit too)

It was hot as hell as the AC was out, so he said I asked him to take my shirt off because I was too f**ked up to do it myself.

He didn't rape me though. I'm sure his fiance wouldn't allow it.

 

[VirusType2]

Well then you'll just have to wait your turn like everyone else! There are plenty of other people who need their bread and bagels toasted to a delicious golden-brown and they asked before you did. Maybe next time you'll plan ahead.

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The spell is broken

 

[Phobie]

Raped.

Oh my god I feel ****ing awful. I apologise for half attempting to post bullshit in here last night, something along the lines of "oh god so drunk"

I really was blasted. I can't remember getting home/getting into bed but hey I woke up here!

 

[Saturos]

Raped.

Oh my god I feel ****ing awful. I apologise for half attempting to post bullshit in here last night, something along the lines of "oh god so drunk"

I really was blasted. I can't remember getting home/getting into bed but hey I woke up here!

I hope your hangover experience wasn't as unpleasant as mine the next morning.

 

[Phobie]

Kept waking up between the hours of 6-8am with the worst headache I've ever had.

Now I just feel like I'm going to vomit. Woke up in my own bed though.

 

[VirusType2]

I just saw the part where you were like BLAARHGG. I thought it was funny. Are you serious that you don't remember it?

 

[Saturos]

Kept waking up between the hours of 6-8am with the worst headache I've ever had.

Now I just feel like I'm going to vomit. Woke up in my own bed though.

lol

You'd know the party was a success though if you wake up anywhere else but on a bed.

 

[Phobie]

The party was very much a success. I just happen to be able to handle my drink.

 

[VirusType2]

I used to drink all the time. I haven't been drunk in months. I've really been slacking.

I want to try that Rockstar Vodka. Actually am headed to the store in a few, so I'll pick some up.

 

[Saturos]

The party was very much a success. I just happen to be able to handle my drink.

Yah. I'm not exactly a professional alcoholic though.

I think I only had like 13 beers. I lost count after about the 7th or 8th.