Miscellaneous III: EXTREME Edition

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Michelob - Bavarian Style WHEAT

1 down, my precious'

next up...

*goes to refrigerator*

Michelob - Pale Ale



So, what is every one doing?

Bad^Hat said:
I hate when I can't sleep after an all niter. Stupid third wind.

Happens to me all the time! Just stay up forever or until you ****ing collapse. It's awesome.
 
Just finished a 90min work out session and about to get a head start on an assignment.

Also, i think i've made a decision about my new bike. Gonna get the missus' second opinion. She's the one of the few (including Dale Britton) whose opinion matters.
 
I was almost literally kicking myself before when I remembered that I need a cheque for ?15 for tomorrow for my college enrollment fee. The problem is that my parents are away again and so they can't write out the cheque for me. I seriously hope I can work something out or else I will probably be in the shit.

Edit: Why were you banned, Solaris?
Drunk posting.
 
Drunk posting.

I thought it was absolute bullshit.

I figured I must have missed something because I couldn't understand why you were banned from reading the last few posts of yours.

A few days? OK. A week, hmm, wow. A month? Man you need to get on the graces.
 
If he has a chequebook he can write a cheque. You could too if you had one. I'd write you one but I'm far away ^_^

lol cheque

I just had a wisdom tooth removed, and ****, the Novocain is wearing off. Mouth is so sore, and I bet its going to hurt like a mother****er in like 30 minutes.
 
Oh ssrs? I have 4 wisdom teeth that should come out. I'm so wise.

Do they give you any transition drugs? I'm wondering because I've got to go through this pretty soon.



i've got the hardest hiccups of all time. wow
 
You mean beforehand? He said that if he were taking out all four of them, they would have given me some kind of steroid which would help with the swelling or something. But I only had one taken out.

They also gave me two bottles of pills, im not even sure what they're for. One says its Penicillin V Potassium, which im guessing is an anti-biotic or something. The other says Hydrocodone Bitartrate, which im guessing is the pain killer.

I wonder how long i'm supposed to wait to take these...
 
Good god, last night I had the WORST hiccups at this party I went to, people were trying everything to get rid of them. Then some dude held my nose while I drank...pineapple juice and it worked.
 
drinking water while upside down has ALWAYS gotten rid of hiccups for me. Its like, a 100% surefire thing for me.
 
Tried that last night, didn't work. Seriously these hiccups were srs bsns.
 
I don't have any pineapple juice.

drink water upside down? do you hang over the bed or something?
 
I hold the glass then tip it away from me and drink from the side that is furthest from my body, the tilted part.

Hold your nose while drinking water.

[edit] From some website:

Step 1: Start by inhaling through your mouth until your lungs feel full (when it feels like you cannot inhale any more). For overall best results, try to do this as quickly as you can. DO NOT LET ANY AIR OUT.

Step 2: Swallow. You are not really swallowing anything but it seems that without this act, it doesn’t work. DO NOT LET ANY AIR OUT.

Step 3: Now inhale some more. You don’t need to inhale a lot, but do get some more air in. It will start to get difficult to do this as you go, but keep trying. You obviously can’t suck in as much air as you did initially, but just a little will do (think of it as taking a “sip” of air). DO NOT LET ANY AIR OUT.

Step 4: Swallow again. This too will start to get difficult as you go. DO NOT LET ANY AIR OUT.

Step 5: Repeat steps 3 and 4 until you cannot swallow again. While it seems you can almost always suck in just a little more air, it is the swallowing that gets to be impossible. When you feel like you cannot swallow again, swallow again anyway. It will be hard to do, your face will probably turn red, and you may make squeaking sounds. But you CAN swallow one last time. By this time, your lungs should also be quite full and it should be difficult to get much more air in as well. While you should try not to let any air out, if you have really repeated steps 3 and 4 as many times as you can, you probably will end up letting a little out before you can take that last swallow. If you find that air keeps escaping out of your nose even early in the process, try squeezing it shut with your fingers.

Step 6: Exhale.
 
what a trick. I drank some water and swallowed it as I leaned my head over the edge of the bed (laying on my back) and they were just gone. Just leaning my head back like that seemed to be what did it.

It actually hurt they were such strong hiccups.

thanks


good trick to know
 
I usually just bend over to do it, but doing it on the bed sounds more comfortable.







lol unintentional sexual innuendos.
 
I go to bed, and nine hours later I wake up and there's almost 10 new pages.

You people post too much!
 
Yeah, well... only one of us can be the responsible one.
 
If he has a chequebook he can write a cheque. You could too if you had one. I'd write you one but I'm far away ^_^

Problem's been solved. My brother did write a cheque out for me after all!!!!! ^_^

On another, more irritating, note, my right ankle is in extreme pain. I haven't twisted it or sprained it or broken it, but I have probably the most agonizing blister EVER on it. I ended walking into town (that's over two miles) because I was stood waiting for a bus for 25 minutes. When I got to town I suddenly remembered that it was a bank holiday and so the library (to which I was heading and the only purpose pf my trip into town) was closed, meaning i had walked all that way, receiving agaonizing blisters in the process, for nothing!!!! I did, however, get a smoothie. I felt I deserved it after that long walk so I treated myself.
The End.
 
If you're getting blisters while walking, you really need to examine your shoes and your socks... because you shouldn't get any blisters at all.

Get yourself a good pair of shoes that are designed for exercising. I used to go for 6 mile walks frequently, and I never got any blisters.
 
Yeah, I really don't think my Underground shoes are designed for walks like that!!!!! Undergrounds are like Converse for thoses of you who don't know what I'm talking about.
 
Yeah, ok, so apparently calling a girl sweetheart is sexual harassment. And it was aggressive sexual harassment. :|
 
hehe i got that once. From a teacher. We settled it private thou:naughty:
 
Finally, I'm unbanned.


Been a long month and a bit.
Did you enjoy your vacation? Tell us all about it!

The mods around here are so generous. I wish sometimes I could just earn a living posting here. $5 per post.
 
Feelin' better today, finally finished one of my projects in woodtech, very pleased with it!
 
Can't sleep. I'm getting back in bed anyway, and not getting out of it until I've rested.

Yeah, ok, so apparently calling a girl sweetheart is sexual harassment. And it was aggressive sexual harassment. :|

Be like, "I'll show you aggressive sexual harrassment!"

and then. smile and offer to hold hands.
 
Cuuuute.

Pics. Of the train not the niece.

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Can't sleep. I'm getting back in bed anyway, and not getting out of it until I've rested.



Be like, "I'll show you aggressive sexual harrassment!"

and then. smile and offer to hold hands.
What.

GENTLEMEN, CHOP OFF MY HEAD WITH SUCH VELOCITY THAT MY BLOOD WILL ROCKET THROUGH MY NECK AND PROPEL MY LIFELESS BODY ALL THE WAY TO PHOENIX!
 
I used to get horrible nipple chaffing when I'd wear t-shirts that had a thick image on the front that was sort of poofed out. Made it all stiff on the inside and not soft at all and when moving around a lot in it... ugh.
 
I've never had this "nipple chaffing" you speak of. Taint Chaffing, though, is another story.
 
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