Miscellaneous III: EXTREME Edition

[Qonfused]

I've never had nipple chafing.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Quote the Russian precedent.
Although, perchance, was this women naked and having her skin removed (by you) when you said it?

Also, no. Wasn't really the girl herself claiming sexual harassment, more like a bitch of a teacher preaching her Christian ways to me.

 

[Emporius]

trying to learn a bass line that has an incredibly annoying rhythm

ARGH

 

[Qonfused]

I hate the word travesty. My name is Travis. Every time I hear that word I look up, because Travis isn't a very typical name. And then I realize that they're not saying my name, it's just a word that means the absolute destruction or status of ultimate shitiness. Bah!

 

[Vegeta897]

That's a real travesty.

 

[Qonfused]

Devin. More like I'mreally****inggayvin.

 

[Vegeta897]

People always be saying "I'm really ****ing gay vin" and I think they're talking to me.

 

[Crushenator 500]

I used to get horrible nipple chaffing when I'd wear t-shirts that had a thick image on the front that was sort of poofed out. Made it all stiff on the inside and not soft at all and when moving around a lot in it... ugh.

I ****ing hate those shirts, they don't really look good nor feel good

I've never worn one long enough to get sore NIPPLES, mostly because as soon as I've ever tried one on they've started itching and scratching like straight away and I've just thought screw that!

If I wore one for just one whole day I don't think my nipples would ever forgive me

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Devin. More like I'mreally****inggayvin.

lolololololololololol ******.

 

[Shamrock]

Man, when the film Tristan and Isolde was in theatres, the commercials drove me mad. No one ever says my name, and all of the sudden there are people on the television saying it constantly.

THE ONLY QUESTION IS, WHICH ONE IS MY NAME?

Protip: I am a boy and it is spelt a bit differently.

Tristen FTL.

 

[Qonfused]

Only Derek are named fags.

 

[Raziaar]

Everybody is on a first name basis with everybody else...

Makes for a sad cow.

 

[Qonfused]

Shut up... um.

Uh.

Shit I know this.

Hold on.

 

[Pesmerga]

Sam the Man

 

[Emporius]

I found out the girl I fell in love with over the summer totally digs me


Sweeeeeeeeet

 

[Dog--]

Stick it in her butt, that way you'll know for sure.

j/k lucky.

 

[Raziaar]

RAZ. What is your name.

Eduardo. Yes, yes. My name is Eduardo. A perfectly acceptable name for a white male without any latin blood.

 

[Qonfused]

This hurts our relationship "Eduardo."

 

[Saturos]

I'm off to play Mass Effect. Pretty awesome RPG game. One of the best I've played in a long time.

My character is a ruthless Vanguard who is a sole survivor of a brutal colony attack.

Oh, and he doesn't like aliens representing the Citadel Counsel either. I reckon he must be racist or something.

 

[kineaesth]

I'm noticing that this thread makes every actually know each other. And that's really cool, because I like you guys.

 

[Wanted Bob]

I found out the girl I fell in love with over the summer totally digs me


Sweeeeeeeeet

High five! (again) :bounce:

 

[Raziaar]

This hurts our relationship "Eduardo."

Awww... Damn.


Well okay, some people think my name is actually Timothy. ;(

 

[Raziaar]

Uhh, no. :burp:

 

[lefty]

y'all should know my name by now.

 

[Ennui]

i doubt more than a few of you know my name

 

[lefty]

I just thought it was ennui.

Or maybe dave.

 

[Ennui]

nope

 

[lefty]

but ****ing everybody is named dave on these forums.

 

[Vegeta897]

i doubt more than a few of you know my name

Cool, I'm few!

 

[Saturos]

I think Raz's real name is Lucas.

Nobody here knows my name, and nobody here's never gonna find out either.

 

[kineaesth]

I post something sensible and this is what I get? By the way my name's Dave.

 

[lefty]

You say it like we're not sensible.

 

[Shamrock]

I can't believe Travis hates me.



I thought we had love.

 

[kineaesth]

Hi.








I'm Daev.

 

[Saturos]

Hi.








I'm Daev.

Nope, your K.A.

 

[kineaesth]

*you're.

 

[Vegeta897]

He's talking about your K.A. Your Killer Anus.

 

[kineaesth]

All the boys are like mmm that looks good but then it mutilates their junk.

 

[Raziaar]

I think Raz's real name is Lucas.

Nobody here knows my name, and nobody here's never gonna find out either.

Lucas and Marcus are both very cool names. I often have characters in games who are named Marcus and Lucas, and are brothers. In MMORPGS like Pirates of the Burning Sea, when I was beta testing.

Yeah seriously, ****ing everyone here is named Dave.

Timmy, shut up and snuggle.

Aren't you a little young for me?

 

[Dog--]

Tom is the best name - 3 freaking letters, I've got it good. My last name is only 5 letters, too.