Miscellaneous III: EXTREME Edition

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Seppo said:
just got stung by 3 bees while taking the dog out. i think i walked right over a bee hive or something. i've been stung only once in my life when i was like 7 years old, and now i get 3 stungs at the same time. unbelievable. i hate those damn things.
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You should be thrilled. Bees are going extinct now, which will cause world wide food crisis, famine, extinction of other species in masses, millions of deaths, forever change the course of history, and is the number one end world scenario.

Interesting, my 8,000th post is a doomsday prediction.
 
VirusType2 said:
You should be thrilled. Bees are going extinct now, which will cause world wide food crisis, famine, extinction of other species in masses, millions of deaths, forever change the course of history, and is the number one end world scenario.

Interesting, my 8,000th post is a doomsday prediction.
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He should be thrilled. 3 less of the basterds since they die after they sting you.
 
Bee-stings ain't shit. It's like a pinch, and then you can just kill that bee ****er.
 
Just got my new Saitek keyboard, feels niiiice. Whisper quiet too!
 
I will revise my original post.

Bee-stings ain't shit*. It's like a pinch, and then you can just kill that bee ****er.

*unless you are allergic or there are 100s of bees stinging you

The most I've ever been stung by at once was maybe 3 or 4.
 
Doesn't bees die anyway right after they sting you? I think so, yes.


No?
 
I see... Well then.
I guess crushing them is more satisfing.
 
TollBooth Willie said:
Keys can be noisy when typing you majjot.
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Oh. lol. I just woke up.


But honestly, you know what I was thinking? I was thinking Vegeta had some keyboard with a fan installed in it and it was making a constant whirring noise like a GPU or CPU fan... and he was finally happy to be rid of that noise.


I always think of the sound keyboards make when you press the keys is a fact of life due to the nature of the microswitches.
 
Damn it, i got a fever and i feel like crap. Im starting to get crosseyed.
 
That sucks :( Feel better dude! Drink lots of water and get some proper nutrition.

/mom
 
Yeah...
Times like this i kinda wished i was living with my mom, becouse she whould make me food and shit. All i hade today where leftovers from yesterday, proteinshake and some sandwiches.
 
highlander said:
how'd you get it?
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Well, its probably because of my diet recently. I mean, Monday afternoon I went to a local "hippy fest" where they sold the biggest ****ing hotdogs I have ever seen. So naturally I bought some of them. I spent the rest of the afternoon drinking coffee/cola and eating ice cream. I stayed up all night at a friends binging pot and vodka, while eating pizzas and stuff for two nights in a row.

Yeah, the last time I had a piece of fruit was like, 3 days ago.

Phobie said:
Remember to drink lots of water to REPLENISH YOUR FLUIDS. :thumbs: Ayyyy!
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Don't worry. I am a big boy and can take care of myself :p
 
I can't drink sodas anymore. Went years without drinking any and I drank a Dr. Pepper (used to be my favorite) a while ago and I feel like puking right now. Made me sick in the stomach.

I can't intake anything real sweet anymore without getting the feeling to barf it back up. :p
 
Saturos said:
I can't drink sodas anymore. Went years without drinking any and I drank a Dr. Pepper (used to be my favorite) a while ago and I feel like puking right now. Made me sick in the stomach.

I can't intake anything real sweet anymore without getting the feeling to barf it back up. :p
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I have been off soda for years and years now. I only have maybe one or two sodas every couple months. And only when I'm at a family gathering or something.
 
I just uploaded my first pic for 4 years to the internet.

Intressting experience.
 
Saturos said:
I can't drink sodas anymore. Went years without drinking any and I drank a Dr. Pepper (used to be my favorite) a while ago and I feel like puking right now. Made me sick in the stomach.

I can't intake anything real sweet anymore without getting the feeling to barf it back up. :p
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Well aren't you the delicate little flower.


Nancy boy.
 
Cormeh said:
Ahhh, don't sweat it. When I worked my previous jobs 5 am - 2 pm shifts I went home one day, fell asleep and woke up at 4:30 pm.

Half an hour later I was back at work ready to clock in when someone asked what I was doing back.

"Forgot something........" >_>
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Haha I hope to never have days like that. I mean I knew I had to work at 9 for several days, and I never bothered to check what time I actually had to be at work whether it be PM or AM.
 
Raziaar said:
Oh. lol. I just woke up.


But honestly, you know what I was thinking? I was thinking Vegeta had some keyboard with a fan installed in it and it was making a constant whirring noise like a GPU or CPU fan... and he was finally happy to be rid of that noise.


I always think of the sound keyboards make when you press the keys is a fact of life due to the nature of the microswitches.
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Put in 4 more applications at various positions at local hospitals guys.

/Worried


Anyone ever take a CPR course? How hard is it to become certified? How long does it take?
 
I'm not certified, but it takes between fifteen minutes and an hour, at the very most. Not hard at all.

Demonstrate how to treat shock, how to perform CPR, probably recite some information on it, general safety knoweledge, etc.
 
CPR is actually fairly easy. I got CPR training in my swimming lessons when I was about 12 or 13.
 
Cool, I'll have to see if I can find a place around here to get certified for it.

I think knowing CPR would be useful to know, in case I ever need to resuscitate someone, and it's required for one of the positions I want to apply for. Plus I think it would be good to have some things like this to list on any job application.
 
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