Miscellaneous III: EXTREME Edition

[Pesmerga]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu

 

[Phobie]

Soulja boy

 

[lefty]

you are now aware of your eyelids

 

[Phobie]

You are now thinking of swallowing your father's semen.

 

[lefty]

....I am now thinking of swallowing your father's semen.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You are now Phobitch's father.

 

[AKIRA]

this is just getting retarded^^^

 

[Phobie]

Akira is now thinking of his dad swallowing his semen.

 

[Stigmata]

I am now thinking of everybody's semen in my mouth.

 

[Phobie]

I am now thinking of Stigmata sucking everyone off.

It's awesome

 

[Blackthorn]

I'm thinking this is the last time I open this thread.

 

[Stigmata]

I am now thinking of Stigmata sucking everyone off.

It's awesome

And finally, the thread lives up to its name.

But only in Phobie's mind

 

[Phobie]

Extreme.

 

[lefty]

I'm thinking this is the last time I open this thread.

That's not gonna stop your mind wondering.

 

[Tyguy]

speaking of semen...i measured my latest ejaculation and i got over 35 feet!!!

 

[Pesmerga]

Incredible!

 

[Phobie]

Lies.

 

[Pesmerga]

Incredible lies!

 

[Blackthorn]

That's not gonna stop your mind wondering.

You're right, I came straight back.

I was wondering why they kept all the crazy I keep hearing about.

 

[Tyguy]

Lies.

Incredible lies!

i'll prove it....give me a few hours to build up the pressure

 

[Stigmata]

He installed a high-pressure steam furnace valve in his urethra, and it requires upwards of thirty pounds of coal per hour to fire it.

 

[Tyguy]

I upgraded to a fuel cell...it's cool but i fart alot

 

[Phobie]

Prove it.

All over Stigmata's face.

 

[Qonfused]

My math class is for rejects. I almost fell asleep "learning" about shit I learned in seventh grade.

 

[VirusType2]

It's not cold in here, but I FEEL SO COLD. If I had a Santa hat, I would be wearing it.

I think my blood sugar is haywire from breakfast.


oh, I had a 'meal replacement' protein bar, a protein shake, and a cup of coffee.

 

[Phobie]

On my way home from work:

Wat.

 

[Stigmata]

(wat*lol)^wat

 

[Rizzo]

Something similar happend to me once, a guy in a wired ****ing costume walked around at my stop.
He had like a white sock over his face, and a white glove, and a black glove with long fingers draging on the ground behind him. He got on the same tram as me, and looked (faced, couldn't see his eyes) the seat next to me.
I told him there was no way he was gonna sit next to me. He sat down behind me which didn't feel any better.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Ottawat.

 

[Phobie]

Something similar happend to me once, a guy in a wired ****ing costume walked around at my stop.
He had like a white sock over his face, and a white glove, and a black glove with long fingers draging on the ground behind him. He got on the same tram as me, and looked (faced, couldn't see his eyes) the seat next to me.
I told him there was no way he was gonna sit next to me. He sat down behind me which didn't feel any better.

OMG you saw Michael Jackson!

 

[Rizzo]

I guess your right. Kinda freaked me out tbh.

 

[Seppo]

I told him there was no way he was gonna sit next to me. He sat down behind me which didn't feel any better.

rofl, a polite fellow you are.

 

[highlander]

maybe he was catchin' the train to peter griffins house.

 

[dfc05]

Something similar happend to me once, a guy in a wired ****ing costume walked around at my stop.
He had like a white sock over his face, and a white glove, and a black glove with long fingers draging on the ground behind him. He got on the same tram as me, and looked (faced, couldn't see his eyes) the seat next to me.
I told him there was no way he was gonna sit next to me. He sat down behind me which didn't feel any better.

I was on a bus by myself early one Saturday morning. There were no other passengers. A middle-aged man wearing a cap got on. He sat behind me. Something brushed the top of my head. I turned and saw that he was dangling his cap over my seat. He chuckled.



I took a different bus back home.

 

[highlander]

Now THATS just freaky.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

On my way home from work:

Wat.

el Chi?

 

[Pesmerga]

Can I cuddle?

 

[Stigmata]

Pesmerga has no arms. He only asks to make himself sadder.

 

[Pesmerga]

Oh man I rofl'd.

 

[VirusType2]

Checkin these DVD's out from the library:

gunshot wound first aid

knife wound first aid

common mistakes people make in interviews


You never know...