Miscellaneous III: EXTREME Edition

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I'm heating up someone's "hot pocket" right now, if you know what I mean :naughty:

wait, wtf am I doing on the computer.
 
Look at this ****ing equation.

4 eggs + 4 toasted buttered bagel halves + PepperJack Cheese w/jalepeno = the god damn mothership.

pure Valencia orange juice set this mother****er off right.

This meal would shove a piping hot Hot Pocket up your ****ing ass, and you would like it better than if it was in your mouth.

My god damn computer hard reset while burning a disc, with less than 10 seconds remaining, and I almost didn't give a **** because of these sandwiches.
 
have I told you guys about my dream sandwhich? I think I have.
 
Tell us about your dream sandwich while I moan in agony, from eating too much.
 
So one night I had this dream. The majority of the dream is not important. The important part is, in the dream I met up with this one guy I know, and he gave me this sandwhich, which was no like unto no other as ever had been previously concieved by a man's hands. The sandwhich was as thus- grilled cheese, but with goddamn chicken nuggets in it. Like, four nuggets in a thick layer of melty cheese on buttery toasted bread.

it was damn amazing. I made it one time, or at least a poor approximation. And it was still ****ing tasty.
 
Oh, it was. Except we used too much butter on the bread.

Hey, I just remembered me and my friend made a video of us making the sandwhiches and then eating them. But it made us look really gay.
 
Do you have the video on YouTube yet?


We need an ADD version of this thread.

Some of you guys are going to have to start talking more unless you want me to give all of you Truth Serum.

Now don't be shy. I'll leave the thread for a while. I expect lots of interesting text when I come back.
 
I have a second interview at Starbucks very soon. On the one hand, it's Starbucks, so no. But on the other hand, they pay above minimum wage, and it'd be pretty goddamn sweet to make $800 or more a month while living at home. No rent cheques, no food budget, no utilities, all profit!
 
I don't think we plan on putting the video on you tube. Why? Because we'll look ****ing gay.
 
You can't possibly look gayer than Halflife2.net.

[edit] Unless the video is of you and several friends spending 20 to 30 minutes explaining in great detail how you're going to swallow each other's semen.
 
people like Willie remind me of that kid in seventh grade who always looked like he was trying to bite me
 
My mood is out of control.

I was angry, then I was happy, then I was frustrated, then I was sad, then I was irritable, then I was scared, then I was suicidal.

all of these moods just in the past 7 hours I've been awake.

EDIT - Now I feel desperate and irrational
 
toaster-chan said:
And Farrow, when did I ever ask you NOT to gang rape me? Isn't it clear that's what every woman wants? Jesus Christ, you men are so dense.
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This reminds me of the time I saw a man gang rape a women by himself. It was quite an achievement I can tell you.
 
I'm moving to South America in December. I'm trying to perfect my "Probably can speak English fine, but chooses to speak it in that quirky foreign way" speak.
 
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