Miscellaneous the Second

[Ennui]

It seems to me that this thread serves a purpose in that it will attract spam, but intelligent, friendly, we-all-know-and-love each other spam; it will allow an outlet for meaningless personal announcements and amusing chatter without actually impacting on the forum too much. I do not intend it merely to be a postcount harvest, but genuinely to open up discussion over subjects too trivial to really start a whole thread on.

For example, I would like to announce that even when drunk, I can type very well. And maybe it is also because I am happy because a date went swimmingly.

Sod it! Enough about me; what is going on with you? Good, bad, or ridiculous? And if this is considered against the forum rules, or useless spam, let the thread closed and let me be punished by infractions; know only that I do not intend to clutter or be a detriment to the forum, but only to improve it, and to provide a necessary space for free but irrelevant discussion.

Continue.

Continuation of the previous thread:
http://halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=140042

Have at it.

 

[Krynn72]

First.

EDIT: Aw shit, here comes an infraction

 

[Kula Meenur]

D: Why the shit did you do that Ennui?!

 

[Que-Ever]

*kills krynn*

poor ravioli, he literally missed everything by minutes.

 

[Ennui]

4,000 posts is long enough, the db gets clunky if we have megathreads like that.

 

[French Ninja]

Fifth.


At least it ended in a bang!

 

[Krynn72]

Fifth

EDIT: Whoops nevermind.

 

[Geogaddi]

When I was young I had surgery to widen my urethra, and now I have a slit instead of a hole.

When I pee, the streams is more of an oval shape, similar to putting your thumb over a garden hose.

 

[Kula Meenur]

When I pee, the streams is more of an oval shape, similar to putting your thumb over a garden hose.

That is ****IN' disgusting man

 

[Qonfused]

This is off to a good start.

 

[French Ninja]

This is off to a good start.

 

[Krynn72]

I applied to Crazy Bruces today. Its a liquor store.


Do people ask lots of questions about alcohol to people who work in alcohol stores?

 

[Vegeta897]

I'll tell you what a good start is.

I've decided to get up at around 6 every day and bike for about an hour.

Followed by a big breakfast.

It really makes me feel great but I'm so not used to waking up this early, I feel kind of tired and unmotivated the rest of the day.

 

[Qonfused]

lol bike riding

 

[Kula Meenur]

I'm a Proll Incident vetran.

Good no, Ninja?

 

[kineaesth]

Oh, Ennui... D:

 

[FishBulb]

Kinda wish there was an infractions log or something for people to post up for some lulz.

 

[kineaesth]

Kinda wish there was an infractions log or something for people to post up for some lulz.

People can always screen cap their infractions.

Spoiler

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=143168

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=143170

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=143167

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=143162

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=143161

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=143164

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=143166

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=143165

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=143172

 

[French Ninja]

Good no, Ninja?

Needs to be more fabulous!

 

[kineaesth]

You've got to admit, amongst the spam, there was some rather smashing original content.

 

[Vegeta897]

Mine has an epic pic so it's better.

 

[French Ninja]

You've got to admit, amongst the spam, there was some rather smashing original content.

Wiki tiem?

 

[French Ninja]

Mine has an epic pic so it's better.

 

[Que-Ever]

I was surfin' the web, just lookin' at pics
Followin' links, and scopin' the chicks
Till I saw one pretty momma of such great SIZE
that I had to set the window to MAXIMIZE

Needless to say, I knew I'd struck gold
imagine myself in all those jelly rolls
really turns me on when she assumes that stance
though I could fit three of me inside her pants

so I found some more of the bee-bee-double-you
and I knew exactly what I was gonna do
lemme tell ya boys, I get some right-hand excercise
when I see the chicks with the cottage-cheese thighs

repost cuz I'm proud.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Needs to be more fabulous!

Proll Incident vetran. - You like? No?

Also, win.

 

[Vegeta897]

That pic only shows seven polls. There were ten!

 

[Shamrock]

What happened today? I am very confused as to the incident I missed.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Somebody! Man the hyperlinks!!

 

[kineaesth]

My sig. Click it. Proll Incident.

 

[French Ninja]

That pic only shows seven polls. There were ten!

:arms:

 

[Vegeta897]

I love you.

 

[Shamrock]

This incident is not epic. This incident is nothing to laugh about.

I disapprove of this incident.

All of you must die.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Excellent. Am i the only one that is sad that Willeh wasn't here at the time?

 

[Shamrock]

Excellent. Am i the only one that is sad that Willeh wasn't here at the time?

That definitely would have made things even more interesting.

 

[French Ninja]

This incident is not epic. This incident is nothing to laugh about.

I disapprove of this incident.

All of you must die.

Godommit holfloft two dot not!!!

Excellent. Am i the only one that is sad that Willeh wasn't here at the time?

Oh god, this would be glorious.

There's always next 4400 post closing day!

 

[Jintor]

Oh gods.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Indeed Frenchy

This incident is not epic. This incident is nothing to laugh about.

I disapprove of this incident.

All of you must die.

NO U!

 

[French Ninja]

Can we give Willeh temp mod status, just so he can give his insight to each of the locked threads?

 

[Kula Meenur]

Can we give Willeh temp mod status, just so he can give his insight to each of the locked threads?

Agree. Many more lulz to be had.

 

[Que-Ever]

Yes, let's open pandora's box... but only for a second.