Miscellaneous the Second

[Steven]

I applied to Crazy Bruces today. Its a liquor store.


Do people ask lots of questions about alcohol to people who work in alcohol stores?

Isn't that something you should ask before you apply for a job?

 

[Bad^Hat]

Not unless he wants to seem inexperienced.

Just answer every question with "Have you tried beer? It's new but it's good."

 

[The Monkey]

What do you people think about Pink Floyd?

 

[Kula Meenur]

Awesome.

Loved Dark Side of the Moon

 

[Skaadi]

^ This.

Gah, he was suposed to be back 3 days ago. WHERE THE HELL IS HE!?

Also, I think somethings wrong with me. I was watching Jane Austen's Emma and all I could think was "This is the most epic movie I've ever seen." *dies*

 

[Druckles]

Whenever an epic event occurs on these boards, it is the proceeded by at least one "wtf" thread. This thread will be locked before you get a chance to post in it, unless you witnessed the event, despite the length of time the thread was posted after the event.

Indubitably, all the historic events on HalfLife2.net will happen at a time when everyone is "asleep", yet everyone will still have witnessed it.

Disclaimer: No specific recent tales were mentioned or implied in the posting of this post

 

[Sulkdodds]

Aw, you guys.

<3

 

[Iron Kat]

What was the event??? I missed it because , strangely enough, like Druckles said, I was asleep. Tell me, tell me, tell me!!!

 

[Vegeta897]

We all took our pants off and poured gravy on our genitals.

 

[Iron Kat]

Another question: why is ZT banned again???

 

[Vegeta897]

His infractions exceeded the limit.

 

[The Monkey]

Blow it out your ass.

 

[Kula Meenur]

We all took our pants off and poured gravy on our genitals.

This.




edit: i'm off to bed Hl2.net, night night.

 

[Steven]

What do you people think about Pink Floyd?

They were better when they had Syd Barrett.

 

[Que-Ever]

I liked the wall, dark side of the moon, wish you were here, and maybe one or two other of their albums, but not all of it.

 

[Azner]

I like classic rock.

Which means classical instruments in rock.

 

[Druckles]

What was the event??? I missed it because , strangely enough, like Druckles said, I was asleep. Tell me, tell me, tell me!!!

Irrefutable evidence.

 

[VirusType2]

a Pink Floyd favorite song of mine that I never got to hear much -One of These Days

 

[AKIRA]

is zombieturtle banned forever or something?

I witnessed this entire thing but thank god i chose not to participate in it lol, i still think the stern ascension was better though

 

[Qonfused]

Jesus Christ, he'll be back in a few days.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Clue is in the title - Zombie Turtle.

He'll rise again, it'll just take him longer.















:|

 

[Slug Advisor]

His

ass

exceeded the limit.

Fix'd.

 

[Vegeta897]

Oh my god lol.

 

[Ennui]

Remember when we had real incidents, like Princess Jen or the Munravatar fad, that were way more awesome than a couple of bored forumites getting their spam on for an hour?

Clearly Hetairia needs to get back in the fad-making business.

 

[Vegeta897]

What with you mods cramping our style, we can't have real incidents anymore.

 

[Ennui]

Don't blame us for your lack of creativity.

Someday we should crack down and spend a week running the forums as strictly as SomethingAwful. All of you would be banned, and I probably would too.

 

[Vegeta897]

So wait. You tell us that if we do anything like that again, we'll be getting serious punishments. Then you complain that we don't do it awesome enough.

 

[-Psy-]

Posting in a tribute to an epic thread.

 

[Ennui]

So wait. You tell us that if we do anything like that again, we'll be getting serious punishments. Then you complain that we don't do it awesome enough.

Previous incidents were not centered around giggling and hitting the "Post New Poll" thread repeatedly. If you do something moronic like that again, Ennui will forget that he loves all of you for a few minutes and banbanban. Some incidents are not against the rules at all and are funny for reasons OTHER than the fact that they are just spam.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Ennui you are one strange entity

 

[Ennui]

Your use of "entity" implies that you aren't entire positive that I'm human. Which is correct, I'm actually a giant mecha!

 

[Sulkdodds]

I'm sure it's possible to have fun without breaking the rules.

And on the forum too.

 

[Que-Ever]

enlighen us.

 

[Vegeta897]

Yeah but that's like saying 'I'm sure it's possible to have fun without breaking the law'

Which is an ideal that Ennui does not endorse.

 

[Lucid]

Shut up Wicket.

 

[Que-Ever]

You heard him, Vageta. shuddap.

 

[Qonfused]

lol vageta

 

[Solaris]

The rules are there for a reason!

Long live the system.

Edit: Lol vegina.

 

[Que-Ever]

The rules are there for a reason!

to be broken, amiright.

EDIT: OR AMIRIGHT.

 

[Mech Man]

You could be right... maybe , maybe not.... but almost certainly yes... maybe no.