Miscellaneous the Second

Status
Not open for further replies.
Damn right. 40 posts per page kicks the shit out of everything. Max posts per page = actual number of pages bitches!
 
I aint ever changed shit and it's 106 for me.

Wait, 107. I just realised I'm responding to a post on the previous page. What's it like in the future?
 
142 also for us 12 posts per page nubs or whatever it is
 
Each page should have 15 posts on it. So 142*15=2130
In this assumption, this post should now be on the 143'd page.
 
Koola Mena said:
KA raises a point, although he's totally wrong about finding a woman. Havin a mate of the opposite sex or a partner is always better for you.
Click to expand...

What I meant is that it's stupid to stress about not having a girl friend or to spend all your time looking for women. If womens happen, then f*cking excellent.
 
Just got off a very fun game of TF2 featuring some household names such as Shamrock, Cyberpitz, and Taviow.

My dad: So every time that cybertitz fellow shoots you start flashing and glowing?

lol
 
Corp. Sheepo said:
Just got off a very fun game of TF2 featuring some household names such as Shamrock, Cyberpitz, and Taviow.

My dad: So every time that cybertitz fellow shoots you start flashing and glowing?

lol
Click to expand...
Twas very fun, and when Taviow returns, we can start up the game again if you'd like.

Anyone else wanting to server hop with us should get in contact with me.
 
****ing god damned mother****ing spiders god damn it.

I've killed 4 big spiders in my room in the past two days, and just a few minutes ago while watching a movie, two little baby ones decided to rappel down from the ceiling in front of my monitor. Now im afraid there are spiders in my hair because they came down like 4 inches from my face, and if there were more of them they may have landed on my head.


I'm going to be freaking out at every little itch all night now and wont be able to sleep. ****ers.
 
Step 1.
Saturate everything with lighter fluid.

Step 2.
Throw your Zippo over your shoulder as you exit the room.
 
Holy shit, right after helping Krynn rid him of his unwanted friends, I walked out into the hallway and something that looked like a huge beetle caught my eye in the low light. I saw that it was walking slowly. I turned on the light to make sure it wasn't something nasty - like a cockroach, and to my amazement, it was the largest ant I had ever seen. ****ing massive Hulk of a black ant, perhaps twice the size of the previous record. Must be getting fat off all the food in our garbage out back by the basement door.

I captured the monster, and took some pictures but it didn't come out well.
 
Que-Ever said:
http://notalwaysright.com/

hohoho.
Click to expand...
Two things.
1. That site is funny.

2. A tiny, tiny flying bug landed on my screen, and I decided to move the mouse to see if he leaves. I wiggle it around next to him, and he doesn't move so I took it and pointed it on him and he ran. He thought I was going to hit him with the cursor. He jumped around the screen with the cursor following him. Then he proceeded to GTFO.
 
(It was 5:45 pm on Christmas Eve, and the grocery store I worked at closed at 6 pm.)

Customer: "Why don?t you have any big frozen turkeys? I need a 20 pound frozen turkey!"

Me: "Sir, we only have what?s left in the counter."

Customer: "Go look in the back! I know you have some hiding back there."

Me: "Um, sir, I put all the turkeys out already. What?s out is all we have."

Customer: "LISTEN! I NEED A G**D*** 20 POUND TURKEY! GET IN THE BACK AND FIND ME ONE!"

Me: "There are no more turkeys in the back."

Customer: "I'll just go look myself!"

(The customer proceeds to march through the "Staff Only" doors and is met by one of the butchers who stands 6′ 5″.)

Customer: "GET ME A G**D*** TURKEY!"

Big Butcher: "GET THE H*** OUT OF MY STORE!"
Click to expand...

haha.
 
(In our hospital sleep lab, we have a bunch of rooms with beds for people to sleep on. Every room is monitored and recorded with a video camera so we can watch the patients while they’re sleeping. One day, my daughter’s math teacher came in…)

Me: “Hey, Mr. ***! Let me hook you up and you can get to sleep.”

Mr. ***: “Alright.”

(I hook him up and tell him to try to sleep as quickly as he can. We don’t give our patients sleep medication because that could interfere with their normal sleep habits. As I return to the control room, I hear hysterical laughter.)

Me: “What’s going on?”

Coworker: “Who did you say that guy was?”

Me: “Oh! My daughter’s math teacher at her high school.”

(Everyone laughs harder.)

Me: “What is going on??”

(My coworker points to the screen showing Mr. ***’s room. He’s masturbating.)

Me, over the intercom: “MR. ***, PLEASE! You are being recorded!”

Mr. ***: “But you said to go to sleep as fast as I can!”

Me: “That’s not appropriate!”

Mr. ***: “Well, fine! I guess a man can’t get any privacy when he’s trying to sleep! YOU’RE inappropriate! Why the h*** were you watching me?!” *gets dressed and storms out of the hospital*
Click to expand...

Hahahaha.
 
My 3AM Spaghetti.


Before I ate it:



After I ate it:

...this pic should be due sometime tomorrow.


The secret of Virii's world famous pasta lies in the boiled noodles and carefully selected store bought sauce.
 
I had spaghetti earlier too but it had meat in the sauce. I also had no tasty toast :(
 
Too poor to have meat in my sauce. I love spaghetti though.
 
I don't care for ground beef personally. It's actually toasted Italian bread, but the sesame seeds can't really be seen in the photo

BTW - just got a camera - anyone know why 80% of my photos are blurry? I hold fairly still... Does holding down the button longer extend the exposure time or something?
 
If you hold it down a bit before actually clicking it to take a picture, it'll probably have some kind of auto-focus.
 
Que-Ever said:
If you hold it down a bit before actually clicking it to take a picture, it'll probably have some kind of auto-focus.
Click to expand...

Ah, that's what that little beep sound is if I hold the button down half way.

thanks, you are superior to the manual in every way.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

Krynn72
You guys, what the **** is up.
Replies
11
Views
2K
Tollbooth Willie
Tollbooth Willie
TechnoHippyChic
If you post it, they will come...
2
Replies
63
Views
7K
TechnoHippyChic
TechnoHippyChic
TechnoHippyChic
Forum Artifact Preservation Project
2
Replies
63
Views
7K
Raziaar
Raziaar
Tollbooth Willie
To Those That Stand, Those That Fell
Replies
6
Views
2K
Tollbooth Willie
Tollbooth Willie
TechnoHippyChic
The Many Diversions of THC's Work Lunches
Replies
3
Views
2K
TechnoHippyChic
TechnoHippyChic
Back
Top