Misunderstood music lyrics

[CrazyHarij]

I've always thought of Red Hot Chili Peppers' Californication as nothing related to "fornication", just "California-izing" or something along the lines of that, I thought they sang "Lucifer" in the 80's song Juicy Fruit and I always thought "Private Eyes" was "Crybaby lies".

It seems like alot of people misinterpreted Hendrix' "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" as "Excuse me while I kiss this guy!", so he's gotten his fair slice of latent homosexuality. Apparently in a certain concert he actually sang "Excuse me while I kiss this guy", and went over to pretend kissing another guy standing on stage.

What music lyrics have you completely misunderstood?

 

[insertcoins]

misunderstood??????
how did u choose the hood
for me?
me im aight

chorus
cal-e-fornt-man-cakeshop-inthe-station

 

[SLH]

Mis-heard lyrics - cheese scraped from the top of my dome

Actuall lyrics - yyeeesssss, straight from the top of my dome


Can't remmeber the name of the song, just google it.

 

[Dalamari]

There is a lady who's sure, who licks internal skulls, and she's buying a stairway to heaven...

That was a big messup for me when I was 8 or so.

 

[Brian Damage]

"Australians all love ostriches...", and the rest... I don't think any kid under the age of 12 can sing our national anthem correctly.

 

[ComradeBadger]

'Can you be ****ed, baby boy'

Destiny's Child's latest song, it's wubbish, but I swear they sing that.

 

[Bad^Hat]

"Post your condom" in my high school anthem. I was actually singing it spot on, only it was in latin...

This guy phoned in to a radio station here with a gem - "It's a long way to the shop when you want a sausage roll"

Um... I used to think the movie "Strictly Ballroom" was called "Sticky Balloon"

 

[KagePrototype]

This guy phoned in to a radio station here with a gem - "It's a long way to the shop when you want a sausage roll"

****ing sigged!

 

[Brian Damage]

Actually, Bad^Hat, that's just the alternative kiddie lyrics to that one that goes "It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll!". They were even in an old kids' book I've got around here... right after the "milk, milk, lemonade..." rhyme... one of those Peter Viska books...

 

[ship]

Kiss This Guy

 

[mindless_moder]

cher ..love after life ...never got that one ..what is it ?

 

[Ennui]

my little brother heard "Werewolves of London" and thought they were saying "Ahoooooooo, where is the blender?" Listen to the song, you'll understand.

Do you all find Nirvana hard to decipher? Most people seem to but I've never had trouble with it.

 

[KagePrototype]

Do you all find Nirvana hard to decipher? Most people seem to but I've never had trouble with it.

Even Tourette's? I don't think people would have found it so hard to hear him if he wasn't talking such utter bollocks (especially on In Utero).

 

[STEELH3D]

How Bout,

"Don't let your son, go down on me"

By Sir Elton John.....lol

 

[Bad^Hat]

Actually, Bad^Hat, that's just the alternative kiddie lyrics to that one that goes "It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll!". They were even in an old kids' book I've got around here... right after the "milk, milk, lemonade..." rhyme... one of those Peter Viska books...

Oh goddamnit, stop runing my childhood.