More Things: Stupid things you've done lately

[kineaesth]

I'm on fire right now and I don't know why.



Actually, was pre-ordering the Orange Box stupid?

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

I was walking across a shopping centre yesterday and I was plugged into my creative mp3 player..and I banged into a mannequin. And wihtout realizing, I said sorry to it, really really loudly and everyone like stared at me. Felt really stupid..

I've done that before. Its so embarissing.

 

[AzzMan]

Man, I am a retard when I am half awake and trying to set/turn off my alarm, I am so delusional that I think I have to do a math problem or a series of steps/codes to turn it off or set it.

hahaha x2, ive woken up from a dream a few times thinking the noise was like a tornado hitting the house or i was being attacked by terrorists or something :|

 

[Jintor]

Nothing major, but I tripped getting off the train today - landed flat on my face in front of a crowd. -___-

 

[Cormeh]

Although that's embarrassing Jintor, I'd be more angry if no one at least offered a hand up, or asked if you were OK. :/

 

[Instinct]

I frequently wake up, pour some cereal into a bowl, put the kettle pn for a coffee and then when the kettles boiled pour the water into the cereal instead of the milk which is IN MY HAND.

 

[Azner]

well instinct, i guess it is your instinct
*lame*

I also often look for things eg.lego peices when they are in my hand already.

Best as moonwalking in class and i suddenly tripped and fell face flat haha, wasnt embarassing but funny. I was laughing at myself on the ground face flat so all you could hear was mufmufmufmufmufmufmufmufmuuuufmufmuf

 

[Cormeh]

I just pinged an elastic band at my desk partition and it bounced back into my face.

Hope no one saw.

 

[Pulse]

Last stupid thing I did was drop a plastic shot glass of Jagermeister into a pint of Redbull I had poured... naturally you need a glass shot glass in order for it to sink and mix properly. Redbull and jager all over the bar, mates laughing, barman pissed off.

I made a prompt exit.

 

[Xendance]

I am god and I do nothing stupid.

 

[Sparta]

I once put a plastic carton of milk in the microwave early in the morning when i just woke up.

That wasn't pretty.

 

[Solaris]

I once brushed my hair with a tooth brush and toothpaste and put hair gel in my mouth.

 

[PvtRyan]

Ooh, I got one: a while ago I decided to pick up a pizza from the pizzeria by bike. Upon picking it up, I asked if they had a plastic bag for me to put it in, and the guy already seemed a bit reluctant to give me a bag because I think he didn't understand why I would need one. It was rather obvious to me though: to carry the pizza home of course! One hand to steer, one hand to carry the bag with the pizza in it. On the way home, some kids playing football saw me and shouted "have a nice meal" at me. A bit weirded out by that random comment, but it was nice enough of them I thought and I shouted back "thanks!". But when I got home I realized why carrying a pizza vertically in a bag is a bad idea and that the comment quite possibly was sarcastic. Re-arranging a pizza ftw.

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n319/PervertRyan_1/Photo-0015.jpg

 

[Smoke]

According to some freinds I got up in the middle of the night and pissed all over my wall and the drawers in the corner of my room, then went back to sleep while they listened/looked on in horror.

I have found no trace or scent of urine in my room, I think they lied. But if not, it's pretty funny.

 

[Stigmata]

According to some freinds I got up in the middle of the night and pissed all over my wall and the drawers in the corner of my room, then went back to sleep while they listened/looked on in horror.

I have found no trace or scent of urine in my room, I think they lied. But if not, it's pretty funny.

Maybe they cleaned it up!

And a big hearty "lol" to you and PvtRyan.

 

[Shamrock]

Ooh, I got one: a while ago I decided to pick up a pizza from the pizzeria by bike. Upon picking it up, I asked if they had a plastic bag for me to put it in, and the guy already seemed a bit reluctant to give me a bag because I think he didn't understand why I would need one. It was rather obvious to me though: to carry the pizza home of course! One hand to steer, one hand to carry the bag with the pizza in it. On the way home, some kids playing football saw me and shouted "have a nice meal" at me. A bit weirded out by that random comment, but it was nice enough of them I thought and I shouted back "thanks!". But when I got home I realized why carrying a pizza vertically in a bag is a bad idea and that the comment quite possibly was sarcastic. Re-arranging a pizza ftw.

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n319/PervertRyan_1/Photo-0015.jpg

HahahahahaghahahahahahahahahaghaghagHAGHAGHAGHAG.

Vertical pizza = FUN PUZZLE FER THE WHOLE FAMILY!!