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That basterd jack thompson must have him
what shall we do ?
what shall we do ?
Munro! he's gone!
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Ennui is too generous by far
baron insig
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Ennui i think it is needy to cover what Spam on this level entails, it could define a massive plot of randomness building into an oddly interesting conversation
or it could fall into" zomg munro pwnt" type posts in which case the thread will become rather irelevant
All will depend on what bored forum members are around at this time.....
or it could fall into" zomg munro pwnt" type posts in which case the thread will become rather irelevant
All will depend on what bored forum members are around at this time.....
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coudl it be??
The thing is with munro i feel that the site is "ok" and he doesnt want to change it for the worst...
my homepage was www/halflife2.net
however now it is direct to the forums.. this said i only visit here to use off topic chat, hl3 wont be out for ages.......
as well as art design and hardware software if any one needs help
so yes the site itself could be left as it is, but the forums themselves coudl do with a nice input of well, munro saying hi kinda thing
but back on topic,
could this be another rendition of the munro incident?
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One sec, I'll call him.
*dialing tones*
Yeah, Munro?
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Yeah, umm... I was wondering if you had anything do tonight.
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Really?
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Oooh, you mean like that. Hah, I thought you meant you and m...
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Oh, you did mean it like that?
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Yeah, I'll see you later tonight then. :naughty:
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Ooh, you beast, you!
*hangs up*
Sorry guys g2g :naughty:
*dialing tones*
Yeah, Munro?
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Yeah, umm... I was wondering if you had anything do tonight.
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Really?
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Oooh, you mean like that. Hah, I thought you meant you and m...
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Oh, you did mean it like that?
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Yeah, I'll see you later tonight then. :naughty:
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Ooh, you beast, you!
*hangs up*
Sorry guys g2g :naughty:
I, umm... Kinda automatically clicked on that 'This is porn' button :|Joims said:
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beerdude me man, any chance u could search for munro on the interwebs, see if there is any sign of him ?
beerdude me man, any chance u could search for munro on the interwebs, see if there is any sign of him ?
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Dan Turk. lol.
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couldnt we capture him and tortue him ourselves?
there is a box in my back garden half buried , it has a hose pipe near it
there is a box in my back garden half buried , it has a hose pipe near it
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His webcam says he's looking for porn, so it's turned off :|Joims said:
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do we have to bust out beerdude so we can bust out and torture munro then ?
i have a stick
http://www.math.uncc.edu/~droyster/images/Max with stick 2.jpg
tho its attached to this dog:|
i have a stick
http://www.math.uncc.edu/~droyster/images/Max with stick 2.jpg
tho its attached to this dog:|
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Alright, look. This is stupid. We can't sit around here on our arses spamming all night. That's fine when Munro's here. but he's not. He's conspicious by his abshens. And you all know what he'd want us to do.
We need a plan. A cunning plan. A good plan. A so-crazy-it-just-might-work plan. A plan to end all plans, if you will. The Ultimate Plan. A plan so cunning that it'd make a cunning fox, professor of cunning at cunningham university, curl up in a ball and cry for two solid hours over his Blackadder DVD box set. A plan so dangerous, so outrageous, so beautiful in its elegant, lunatic simplicity that it will be taught to kids in the near future, as a perfect example of HOW TO MAKE A PLAN - they'll use it in military academies, and games and films and books will be published, and everyone, everyone will remember what we did.
So. Yeah. A plan. I have a few ideas.
But first I need volunteers to handle the following:
1. We need guns. Lots of guns. More guns than you can shake a gun at. Gun pie. Gun crazy. Too many guns. So many guns that the sheer gunnage would send a gun-nut to his gun-grave, spinning all the way. We need guns for everyone, and they need to be appropriate - we need shotguns and masterkeys for door breaking, LMG's for support, easily-concealable submachineguns, as many handguns as can be found. We need rifles for long range support and SMGs for close-in work. At least five LAWs and a Dragon anti-tank missile launcher.
2. Surveillance. I don't know where Jack Thompson is or what he's done with Munro but I NEED to know, god damnit! Time is running out! The clock is ticking! We need to someone to track it down and we need it now and then we need 24-hour tabs so we know where he is. Once we've determined his location we'll need someone to scout it out and report back with detailed information so that we can draw up schematics, locate chokepoints and bottlenecks, potential hazard areas and mark traps. And there will be traps. Thompson's an idiot, but he's no fool.
3. The old crew must be rounded up. You all know who you are and who they are. We need every last one of you. Some of you may have retired from the forums. Some of you may have left. But we need everyone. The old dogs must be called out of retirement for this one last job. It's Munro, damnit! We never leave a man behind. It's time to round up the boys and bring them back into town.
4. Who's fastest at running? Or better yet, who has access to fast transportation, cars, jets, motorbikes, helicopters, speedboats, FTL travel or teleportation? Whoever's fastest must go right now and get Short Recoil. Without him, we're truly lost. He's our only hope. Go, brave messenger! Go like the wind!
5. That reminds me: vehicles. We'll need a lot of them. Anything you can spare. Armoured would be best. We need as many cars, bikes, helicopters, VTOLs, VSTOLs, tilt-rotors, aeroplanes, go-karts, trucks, boats, ships, anything. An aircraft carrier would be ideal, but I'd settle for a zepellin. Get cracking!
6. Modifications: circular saws, flamethrowers, neons, decals, fluffy dice, microwave narrowband wi-fi comms, bulletproof glass, cowplows, snowplows, spikes, tracks, rocket boosters, mounted cannons and machineguns, go faster stripes and anything else you can think of. All of it. Don't stop because it looks stupid. Once we get the vehicles we need someone must cram as much gubbins into each one as humanly possible. Now is not the time for restraint! Whoever said 'less is more' was a goddamn commie fag!
7. I need the following:
- weapons specialists
- geeky medics
- gung-ho engineers
- stereotypical black guys/Mr T
- stereotypical asians
- stereotpical brits
- minigun troopers
- sardonic vietnamesque soldiers
- veterans, tired of war and all its horror
- Psychic gas-mask dudes
- Jittery translators who must ovecome their fears and become real men.
8. WE NEED A MONTAAAAAGE
I need volunteers for each. I know you all well. And you're all aware that this is pretty much a suicide mission. Some of you won't survive. But you're the best. Of the best. Of the best. Of the best. Of the best. Of the best. Of the best. Of the best. Of the proud. Of the few. Of the cream. Of the crop. Of Half-Life 2.net. And I'm proud of you.
Well, that's it. We have 48 hours. The clock is ticking. Gentlemen, it's a nuclear device. Time is running out. Time is running out. Gentlemen, it's a nuclear device. Time is running out. T-t-t-time is running out.
LETS MAKE HISTORY
We need a plan. A cunning plan. A good plan. A so-crazy-it-just-might-work plan. A plan to end all plans, if you will. The Ultimate Plan. A plan so cunning that it'd make a cunning fox, professor of cunning at cunningham university, curl up in a ball and cry for two solid hours over his Blackadder DVD box set. A plan so dangerous, so outrageous, so beautiful in its elegant, lunatic simplicity that it will be taught to kids in the near future, as a perfect example of HOW TO MAKE A PLAN - they'll use it in military academies, and games and films and books will be published, and everyone, everyone will remember what we did.
So. Yeah. A plan. I have a few ideas.
But first I need volunteers to handle the following:
1. We need guns. Lots of guns. More guns than you can shake a gun at. Gun pie. Gun crazy. Too many guns. So many guns that the sheer gunnage would send a gun-nut to his gun-grave, spinning all the way. We need guns for everyone, and they need to be appropriate - we need shotguns and masterkeys for door breaking, LMG's for support, easily-concealable submachineguns, as many handguns as can be found. We need rifles for long range support and SMGs for close-in work. At least five LAWs and a Dragon anti-tank missile launcher.
2. Surveillance. I don't know where Jack Thompson is or what he's done with Munro but I NEED to know, god damnit! Time is running out! The clock is ticking! We need to someone to track it down and we need it now and then we need 24-hour tabs so we know where he is. Once we've determined his location we'll need someone to scout it out and report back with detailed information so that we can draw up schematics, locate chokepoints and bottlenecks, potential hazard areas and mark traps. And there will be traps. Thompson's an idiot, but he's no fool.
3. The old crew must be rounded up. You all know who you are and who they are. We need every last one of you. Some of you may have retired from the forums. Some of you may have left. But we need everyone. The old dogs must be called out of retirement for this one last job. It's Munro, damnit! We never leave a man behind. It's time to round up the boys and bring them back into town.
4. Who's fastest at running? Or better yet, who has access to fast transportation, cars, jets, motorbikes, helicopters, speedboats, FTL travel or teleportation? Whoever's fastest must go right now and get Short Recoil. Without him, we're truly lost. He's our only hope. Go, brave messenger! Go like the wind!
5. That reminds me: vehicles. We'll need a lot of them. Anything you can spare. Armoured would be best. We need as many cars, bikes, helicopters, VTOLs, VSTOLs, tilt-rotors, aeroplanes, go-karts, trucks, boats, ships, anything. An aircraft carrier would be ideal, but I'd settle for a zepellin. Get cracking!
6. Modifications: circular saws, flamethrowers, neons, decals, fluffy dice, microwave narrowband wi-fi comms, bulletproof glass, cowplows, snowplows, spikes, tracks, rocket boosters, mounted cannons and machineguns, go faster stripes and anything else you can think of. All of it. Don't stop because it looks stupid. Once we get the vehicles we need someone must cram as much gubbins into each one as humanly possible. Now is not the time for restraint! Whoever said 'less is more' was a goddamn commie fag!
7. I need the following:
- weapons specialists
- geeky medics
- gung-ho engineers
- stereotypical black guys/Mr T
- stereotypical asians
- stereotpical brits
- minigun troopers
- sardonic vietnamesque soldiers
- veterans, tired of war and all its horror
- Psychic gas-mask dudes
- Jittery translators who must ovecome their fears and become real men.
8. WE NEED A MONTAAAAAGE
I need volunteers for each. I know you all well. And you're all aware that this is pretty much a suicide mission. Some of you won't survive. But you're the best. Of the best. Of the best. Of the best. Of the best. Of the best. Of the best. Of the best. Of the proud. Of the few. Of the cream. Of the crop. Of Half-Life 2.net. And I'm proud of you.
Well, that's it. We have 48 hours. The clock is ticking. Gentlemen, it's a nuclear device. Time is running out. Time is running out. Gentlemen, it's a nuclear device. Time is running out. T-t-t-time is running out.
LETS MAKE HISTORY
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1) www.fnherstal.com
2) www.echelon.com
3) www.YUONOTALOUDHERE.com
4) EvO is. If you promise him horse pr0n that is.
5) Ask Kirov for Zeppelins :O
6) www.illegalundergroundblackmarket.co.uk
7) I'll be an ARROWS operator :O
8) Jangle can be that.
2) www.echelon.com
3) www.YUONOTALOUDHERE.com
4) EvO is. If you promise him horse pr0n that is.
5) Ask Kirov for Zeppelins :O
6) www.illegalundergroundblackmarket.co.uk
7) I'll be an ARROWS operator :O
8) Jangle can be that.
And someone has to download the RA2 soundtrack :O
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Hop to it people! We're hot on the trail of him and his kidnappers!
I suspect rogue potato peelers!
I will provide you with a 1000 airships if necessary, but we must find Dan Turk!
Everyone, it's that time again.
Time to......FREE MUNRO™
I suspect rogue potato peelers!
I will provide you with a 1000 airships if necessary, but we must find Dan Turk!
Everyone, it's that time again.
Time to......FREE MUNRO™
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Got teh gunses
http://www.arniesairsoft.co.uk/articles/sanko/photos/sanko001.jpg
http://www.google.co.uk/search?svnu...icial&q=jack thompson&btnG=Search&sa=N&tab=iw
jack thomspon where are yeeuoo
/me = sterotypical brit
i belive we can gain recoil shodan and samon to our sides, they were the key members of the assault tam lead against Thopmsons house,
Thompson wont make the same mistake again we need more men more guns more chewing gum and some propaganda to make the members feel that we are doing something!
a spokesperson of sorts with inexplicable presidence over members
i vote cpt stern!
http://www.arniesairsoft.co.uk/articles/sanko/photos/sanko001.jpg
http://www.google.co.uk/search?svnu...icial&q=jack thompson&btnG=Search&sa=N&tab=iw
jack thomspon where are yeeuoo
/me = sterotypical brit
i belive we can gain recoil shodan and samon to our sides, they were the key members of the assault tam lead against Thopmsons house,
Thompson wont make the same mistake again we need more men more guns more chewing gum and some propaganda to make the members feel that we are doing something!
a spokesperson of sorts with inexplicable presidence over members
i vote cpt stern!
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....I'm left in awe of what Sulk just posted o__o.
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Mabye i have a ****ed up mind but seeing that in the corner of my eye i was like "WTF!!!"Greatgat said:This is what a Google image search of Munro brought me, so... here you go.
Hell if I know.
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9. a Geeky computer pwner e.g.
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jan2005/CompuGuy.jpg
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jan2005/CompuGuy.jpg
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come on team!!!! where is jack thompson!! and where is sulk with the plan!
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Beerend! You're on weapons duty! Joims, with him.
Clarky: you're to find Munro and Jack Thompson. Search all your conspiracy and crazy-science websites to work it out - you have friends in the underground conspiracy theorist community and if anyone knows where Munro's been taken, they'll know. Time is of the essence. Find out and find out quickly - use violence if you must. The end justifies the means. Once you've found JT's base, get in there and find out what's what. Perhaps you could get us the help of some mad scientists and procure some ZP-energy manipulators. Remember, no decent plan can be formulated until we know the where, the why and the how. Get cracking! Everything depends on you!
Shodan - You know I trust you. You're second in command. Get these troopers organised and make sure people are pulling their weight. You'll be heading up the insertion team.
Shippi: your paintball experience is finally going to pay off. Someone needs to train all these dumb grunts and it's gonna have to be you - your knowledge of tactics and sharpshooting techniques is damn good. Now pass it on!
Kirov. Vehicles now.
Suicide! Glad you could make it! Help out wherever you can. I know you still hunger for your private detective days so here's your chance - help Clarky find out where they're holding Munro.
We still need to round up 'the crew'. Spread the word, people!
Nice find, Beerdude, by the way:
ARROWED!
Clarky: you're to find Munro and Jack Thompson. Search all your conspiracy and crazy-science websites to work it out - you have friends in the underground conspiracy theorist community and if anyone knows where Munro's been taken, they'll know. Time is of the essence. Find out and find out quickly - use violence if you must. The end justifies the means. Once you've found JT's base, get in there and find out what's what. Perhaps you could get us the help of some mad scientists and procure some ZP-energy manipulators. Remember, no decent plan can be formulated until we know the where, the why and the how. Get cracking! Everything depends on you!
Shodan - You know I trust you. You're second in command. Get these troopers organised and make sure people are pulling their weight. You'll be heading up the insertion team.
Shippi: your paintball experience is finally going to pay off. Someone needs to train all these dumb grunts and it's gonna have to be you - your knowledge of tactics and sharpshooting techniques is damn good. Now pass it on!
Kirov. Vehicles now.
Suicide! Glad you could make it! Help out wherever you can. I know you still hunger for your private detective days so here's your chance - help Clarky find out where they're holding Munro.
We still need to round up 'the crew'. Spread the word, people!
Nice find, Beerdude, by the way:
ARROWED!
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