My cock won't fit in her box

[NotATool]

 

[Ennui]

ah, that's amusing.

 

[NeptuneUK]

seen! yes amusing

 

[Nat Turner]

never expected that!!

 

[Glirk Dient]

Thats a big cock!

 

[Vegeta897]

For a second I thought this was going to be another sex-problem thread by CyberPitz.

 

[DeusExMachina]

I think I'll buy his wife's box. My cock likes warm places.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

I'm intruiged by this offer. I think I shall go over there and see if my cock fits in his wifes box.

EDIT: I wonder if she has any good buns, I've been looking for a place to put my sausage.

 

[Smoke]

I have this actual problem :|

 

[short recoil]

My cock dosn't fit inside my trousers properly.

 

[CrazyJeepDriver]

Well this is weird.

 

[sHaDdoW]

My cock dosn't fit inside my trousers properly.

That happens to me at times. Sometimes it does, other times it doesn't. Maybe a chicken would be better.

:upstare:

 

[xombine]

lol...those jokesters...

 

[Smoke]

I`m not kidding.

 

[giant384]

lol hehe

 

[Smoke]

lol hehe

Most elaborate post EVAR!

 

[DeusExMachina]

I`m not kidding.

Well, what kind of cock do you have exactly? Big one, small one?

 

[Smoke]

Well, what kind of cock do you have exactly? Big one, small one?

Would`nt you like to know.



:naughty:

 

[DeusExMachina]

Would`nt you like to know.



:naughty:

Your assumptions are correct sir :naughty:

 

[Smoke]

Your assumptions are correct sir :naughty:

[Girl]......wow...[/girl]

:|


And no before you assume, that was a good wow.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Yeah, we should probably calm it down...

I gotta tend to my own cock. He's getting mighty fussy cause I won't put him in a good sized box.

 

[15357]

haha lolness

 

[short recoil]

[Girl]......wow...[/girl]

:|


And no before you assume, that was a good wow.

I have a bigger cock than you, more testosterone and i'd beat you easily in a fight.

 

[15357]

I can beat everyone here in a fight.











Just give me two machineguns + 900ammunition.

 

[Ikerous]

I'll 1v1 anyone. (No archers or healing though)

 

[Nat Turner]

I'll 1v1 anyone. (No archers or healing though)

what skills do you have?

 

[Ikerous]

what skills do you have?

I've almost maxed out my grip attack and my basic hurts like a bitch ^_^
You'd be dead in 3 hits.

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

Did you try lubricating the box?

 

[Nat Turner]

Did you try ravaging the box with your fist??

 

[Raziaar]

Hah hah. Its a pun. hah hah.

 

[Ikerous]

Hah hah. Its a pun. hah hah.

Aww, i didnt get it until you said that

:thumbs:

 

[pvtbones]

I don't have a box to fit my cock in ;(

 

[CyberPitz]

For a second I thought this was going to be another sex-problem thread by CyberPitz.

That's a thread I wish I could make...

but then I'm sure the FBI would be all over me for Pedophila...

 

[Ikerous]

That's a thread I wish I could make...

but then I'm sure the FBI would be all over me for Pedophila...

Just be careful what you type into google image search.
Instead of 'sexy 13 year old girls', put 'jv girls'
Stuff like that

 

[Dr. Freeman]

must be one hell of a box...errr, i mean cock

 

[CyberPitz]

must be one hell of a box...errr, i mean cock

I wonder if the reason that he can't fit his cock into her box is because the box is too new?

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Does the box have teeth, if it did I think my cock would be very scared

 

[Steven]

I actually expected that seen as the thread was still here.

 

[15357]

Just be careful what you type into google image search.
Instead of 'sexy 13 year old girls', put 'jv girls'
Stuff like that

uhhh, don't you get a 403 if you search for porn in google?

 

[kirovman]

My penis won't fit in her vagina...


:| That's not very open to interpretation