My grandad's harder than yours...

[el Chi]

Well, not MINE, but check this out...

 

[Harryz]

Jackie Chans got competition.

 

[CptStern]

poor animal ...probably forced to hunt closer to humans because of food scarcity ...although grandpa does sound tough

 

[Insano]

Sounds like a new movie with Vin Diesel as the granddad

 

[Ennui]

Hahaha, that's one badass old guy.

 

[Shamrock]

I wouldn't mess with him..

Spoiler

Actually, I would..

Also, testing my new Avatar..

 

[xLostx]

I feel bad for the leopard. but that old guy rolls hard and represents for his team

 

[Pesmerga]

Also, testing my new Avatar..

lol, you so crazah

"This guy is very lucky to be alive," Kenya Wildlife Service official Connie Maina told Reuters, confirming details of the incident.

Whatever, this guy is a ****ing master of tongue ripping. The leopard was lucky to have a quick death

 

[Steve]

****ing RIGHT!!!

 

[Ennui]

Spoiler

That is Short Recoil's grandfather.

 

[Rupertvdb]

poor animal ...probably forced to hunt closer to humans because of food scarcity ...

sob sob... Grow some testicles, or that old farmer dude shall come and crush you

 

[Prince of China]

This guy is amazing!
I want to meet him.

 

[Prince of China]

lol, you so crazah



Whatever, this guy is a ****ing master of tongue ripping. The leopard was lucky to have a quick death

Actually, it wasn't quick. It was dying until someone decided to make its death quicker with a machete.
Edit: Sorry for the double post.

 

[Dalamari]

My grandad's harder than yours...

Viagra seems to do that to the older folks

 

[Dinkleberry]

..."curiously though, he claims the buckshot in its hide is purely coincidental"

 

[Jangle]

unless the guy had a really sharp hand, wouldnt it have just got bitten off?

 

[Raziaar]

Can you imigine your tongue being ripped out forcefully from your body?

:x

 

[A True Canadian]

The leopard sank its teeth into the farmer's wrist and mauled him with its claws."A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide open mouth. I obeyed," M'Mburugu said.

I don't think I would have done that. Voice or no voice, I'd keep that machete on me. Sticking my hand into the mouth of a leopard would be one of the last things I'd think doing if attacked.

 

[PvtRyan]

Am I the only one freaked out about the title? :dozey:

 

[A True Canadian]

Am I the only one freaked out about the title? :dozey:

el Chi definately could have worded that better.

 

[Gunner]

Only in Kenya.

 

[SimonomiS]

Spoiler

That is Short Recoil's grandfather.

So true. Probably posted about it on some farming forum as well, along with a picture of his controllable colour changing eye and the first draft of his autobiography, which, by the way, will be greater than anything Dickens or Shakespeare ever wrote. Hell, it'll be better than the Bible!

I honestly did not intend a pun by using hell.

 

[BF2slut]

Did anyone ELSE think this topic was going to be about something SEXUAL ...

 

[[Dragoon]]

So the guy has a friggin' machete in his hand, and he decides to drop it so he can rip its tongue out? He must have gigantic balls.

 

[StardogChampion]

So the guy has a friggin' machete in his hand, and he decides to drop it so he can rip its tongue out? He must have gigantic balls.

Why would he drop it instead of just using his other hand, or at least transfer the machete into his other hand instead of dropping it.

 

[ne0_shiny]

Damn...that grandpa is INTENSE

 

[Raziaar]

Damn...that grandpa is INTENSE

I only hope to god this is not another 'extreme' thing.

 

[Pesmerga]

I only hope to god this is not another 'extreme' thing.

another fad like that would be INTENSE!

 

[auron]

Wow, sounds like a move from Mortal Kombat or something.

 

[baron insig]

the whole him hearing something in his head telling him to stick his hand in the leopards mouth would make me think twice, he might stick his fist, or other unworldy impliment in an un-conventional place!

So dont mess !!