My life is complete

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What actually happens in it? Let me guess, that dirty little demon on the front cover rapes japenese women?
 
I saw some parts of it. Is it really that good?
 
Murray, hentai and good don't go together, EVER.

edit: \/ \/ bunch of cartoons having sex with monster-rape tentacles, and teenagers jerking off at it. I guess you can call it porn for ultimate losers.
 
Can someone explain me what hentai is exactly?
 
this gets the "OMG" award of the day


and here I thought you were going to propose to your girlfriend or you found jesus or something

not as weird as "Furries" but weird nonetheless
 
un0x said:
Can someone explain me what hentai is exactly?
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It's about drawings having sex, involves tentacles and rape usually

edit - can i ask how the hell this could make anyones life complete?
 
Murray_H said:
It's about drawings having sex, involves tentacles and rape usually

edit - can i ask how the hell this could make anyones life complete?
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Thats what I was wondering :(
 
"medium level violence, sex scenes"

I wonder what high level is :|
 
Wow.


Was expecting this to be one of the many 'I PROPOSED!!!!' or 'WE'RE MARRIED!!!!' threads........instead.....its about someone obtaining some rare hentai video....

Un0X: Hentai means pervert I believe. In lamest terms its just cartoon porn.
 
Guys, guys, come on.... Hentai is so much more than that! Hentai is all about cheesy overdubbed orgasms fake by 20 something bi (mostly butch lesbians) who spend all day playing everquest in their chainmale thong and hooters t-shirt while eating cheetos and pretending to be hot while cybering with 14 year old boys who should really be doing their damn homework in the first place, but alas they will be cursed for life to go down the road of loserdom only to end up buying hentai that features the voice over of the girl that did it to them in the first place... Then they eat cheetos, because cheetos are the root of all evil. My political science teacher said so.
 
Innervision961 said:
Guys, guys, come on.... Hentai is so much more than that! Hentai is all about cheesy overdubbed orgasms fake by 20 something bi (mostly butch lesbians) who spend all day playing everquest in their chainmale thong and hooters t-shirt while eating cheetos and pretending to be hot while cybering with 14 year old boys who should really be doing their damn homework in the first place, but alas they will be cursed for life to go down the road of loserdom only to end up buying hentai that features the voice over of the girl that did it to them in the first place... Then they eat cheetos, because cheetos are the root of all evil. My political science teacher said so.
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Ye i agree. Cheetos are evil. Look what happened to tupac!

"hey tupac, you ate me cheetos didnt ye'"
 
and who could forget that fatefull day in texas so many years ago-
"Mr. Kennedy, shall we go back to the hotel now?"
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"no, no Bob, take a left here, I need more cheetos, theres a quick-E-mart past that grassy knoll, on the other side of that book depository, just go slow, i'll wave and pretend its part of my route... Mmm... cheetos"
 
you dont have very high goals in your lfie do you? If your that happy of some sick-ass rape monster tentacle hentai video...:p
 
Innervision961 said:
and who could forget that fatefull day in texas so many years ago-
"Mr. Kennedy, shall we go back to the hotel now?"
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"no, no Bob, take a left here, I need more cheetos, theres a quick-E-mart past that grassy knoll, on the other side of that book depository, just go slow, i'll wave and pretend its part of my route... Mmm... cheetos"
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"theres a quick-E-mart past that grassy knoll"


heheh, made my day :)
 
Um.. yes ok.... I can't really see how that is good.

And I think it's pronounced "yurotzukidoji"
 
Uh......

I think this would have been something best kept to yourself. Heck, not only kept to yourself, but hidden deep under your mattress.

But ya, cute cat I guess.
 
I guess there aren't as many fans here as one would have hoped for...Or, after certain remaks they have chosen not to speak :)
 
Neutrino said:
Uh......

I think this would have been something best kept to yourself. Heck, not only kept to yourself, but hidden deep under your mattress.

But ya, cute cat I guess.
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huh? dont think they'll be hanging that at the louvre anytime soon

that's more like a fetish than a work of art
 
Majestic, just remember to keep that thing, when you're not watching it in a state of perverted euphoria, inside a lead box at the bottom of a vat of liquid nitrogen, inside a pentagram made of the shoelaces of famous porn stars, surrounded by a magic circle made out of bubblegum chewed by famous anime directors, 'k?

No telling what could happen if you don't...
 
ah we're just ribbing you ...although you had to have known it would seem a little bit weird to the majority of people here
 
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