**** my life

[Darkside55]

Now don't go forgetting this time!

 

[CptStern]

lol some of you have a real warped/ludicrous pov when it comes to women ..which I find odd because it's based on mostly what they see of tv because it's certainly not based on experience

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

How old are you Hunter?

17, 18 in a few monts. I feel so depressed guys, I don't know why!!!! lol By the way she's apologizing, I think it wasn't just a kiss and that she pushed him away

 

[Darkside55]

Don't fall for it.

 

[Cormeh]

Billy Connolly said it best:

"I LOVE women. I love their company, I love being around them - I just don't ****ing UNDERSTAND them".

True.

I'll be honest, I think romance is dead. But that's not to say you can't have a great relationship with a girl who's a good laugh. Plus you can shag her on the side. If she goes after someone else YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

 

[CptStern]

romance is dead? then why did you bring me flowers the other day? you just wanted to use me for sex!!! I HATE MEN /runs sobbing hysterically

 

[Cormeh]

If you think that's bad, I just got back from the clinic....

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

For what?

 

[Darkside55]

If she's apologizing to try and get back together.

 

[CptStern]

If you think that's bad, I just got back from the clinic....

these red welts on my penor are soooo itchy

 

[Cormeh]

these red welts on my penor are soooo itchy

Have a good claw downstairs then head to an all you can eat breakfast bar. We could take the world with us!

You dirty stop-out pirate hooker.

 

[CptStern]

ok I've got a claw ..now what do I do with it?

...I'm not supposed to use the claw on my penor am I? where's the nearest hospital?


"the long arm of the claw"

 

[Cormeh]

ok I've got a claw ..now what do I do with it?

...I'm not supposed to use the claw on my penor am I? where's the nearest hospital?


"the long arm of the claw"

aaaand twist!

 

[CptStern]

hey is that arnold from Happy days?


wax on arnold wax on

 

[Gemma]

kill Her
Kill Herrrrr!
>=(

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

=o...brilliant!

 

[Steven]

Nothing.

 

[Rizzo]

Thanks. Now im deprived.

 

[Steven]

Thanks. Now im deprived.

and no one will ever know why. But seriously, just ignore it.

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

I was reading it and I got lost lol

 

[aznafro]

wow **** that ho.. she is not for you my friend..
shes a slut ho bag who needs to choke on a dick. youll find sum1 better my friend. fo sho..