bvasgm
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I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamed I was right in the middle of a game of BF2. I was on the US sniping the airfield on Oman when all of a sudden I was teleported to this house in the middle of the woods. I go in and realize it's the cabbin from Stephen King's 'Misery'. I move into the kitchen and find Annie Wilkes. I no-scope headshot her with the AWP (yes, I suddenly have an AWP instead of an M24) for being such a cun*.
I then proceed to transform into Jesus. Natalie Portman materializes and she's all "Ooh, I want to be your virgin Mary." and I'm all "Not for long. Ohhhh yeahhhh." I woke up immediately after the bow-chicka-bow-wow wondering wtf just happened.
I then proceed to transform into Jesus. Natalie Portman materializes and she's all "Ooh, I want to be your virgin Mary." and I'm all "Not for long. Ohhhh yeahhhh." I woke up immediately after the bow-chicka-bow-wow wondering wtf just happened.