My turn for ranting

[MiccyNarc]

That's it! I've had it with these mother****ing rants on this mother****ing forum!

 

[Cormeh]

I suppose it was only a matter of time for this to show up.

 

[Xendance]

Oh dear. What have I started.

 

[CyberPitz]

My cock gets hard with the touch of elephants!

 

[15357]

God... Kill it, kill it!

 

[CyberPitz]

God... Kill it, kill it!

Or just nuke it from orbit....

It's the only way to be sure!

 

[15357]

This mission is way beyond fubar.

 

[The Monkey]

Wtf?

 

[CyberPitz]

This mission is way beyond fubar.

They mostly come out at night...
mostly.

 

[Ridge]

That's it! I've had it with these mother****ing rants on this mother****ing forum!

Welcome to 4 months ago, genius!

 

[15357]

Goddess I pray to thee with all my might, I am yours, the instrument of war, goddess guide my hand. Let not my enemies triumph over me, be my cradle, my high tower, my fortress, and my shield, Grant me courage to defeat my enemies....

 

[MiccyNarc]

I am newbie hear me roar!

Who invited the assclown?

 

[CyberPitz]

Who invited the assclown?

Oh, sorry, that was me. He said he gave good head, I couldn't pass THAT up!

 

[Absinthe]

Oh, sorry, that was me. He said he gave good head, I couldn't pass THAT up!

lawl fag

 

[CyberPitz]

lawl fag

Hey, a mouth is a mouth in my book!

 

[Krynn72]

Hey, a mouth is a mouth in my book!

lawl fag

 

[Remus]

What is this fago3 ?!

 

[CyberPitz]

lawl fag

You never know a good BJ until either a very talented girl or a man does it to you. I mean, it makes sense! A man knows what a man wants!

 

[Dr. Breen]

You never know a good BJ until either a very talented girl or a man does it to you. I mean, it makes sense! A man knows what a man wants!

Is it ok if I can put that in my Sig?

 

[Insano]

lawl fag

Penis goes in mouth.

 

[CyberPitz]

Is it ok if I can put that in my Sig?

You never have to ask to sig people! DOOO EETT

 

[CptStern]

You never know a good BJ until either a very talented girl or a man does it to you. I mean, it makes sense! A man knows what a man wants!

yes and as a man I know i dont want some dude with 5 oclock shadow polishing my knob! just think of the painful chafing said stubble may incur

 

[Xendance]

I fully endorse this product and/or event.

 

[CyberPitz]

yes and as a man I know i dont want some dude with 5 oclock shadow polishing my knob! just think of the painful chafing said stubble may incur

Well yeah, that's as bad as eating out a girl who hasn't shaved in a couple years. You start getting the hair in your teeth and shit. Hell, if I wanted floss, I'd go to Wal-Mart.

 

[CptStern]

actually it's quite soft when there's an abundance of hair ..hair in teeth is bad but cheek chafing due to recently grown vagina stubble can be quite painful and embarrassing

"no ma! I'm telling you I fell into a ..umm ..rosebush"

 

[CyberPitz]

actually it's quite soft when there's an abundance of hair ..hair in teeth is bad but cheek chafing due to recently grown vagina stubble can be quite painful and embarrassing

"no ma! I'm telling you I fell into a ..umm ..rosebush"

Yeah, reminds me of when I was dry humping my girlfriend while she was on the rag, and it got through onto my pants...I had to say I busted my lip on a branch and bled on myself. Oh yeah, she was sucking my lip so hard it bruised it good.

 

[Stigmata]

Yeah, reminds me of when I was dry humping my girlfriend while she was on the rag, and it got through onto my pants...I had to say I busted my lip on a branch and bled on myself. Oh yeah, she was sucking my lip so hard it bruised it good.

You think that's bad? Try explaining away having your middle and index fingers bloodied up to the second knuckle

 

[CptStern]

ewwww ...jeez guys didnt they tell you that if there's a little string hanging/she's wearing grandma underwear that means it's not safe to enter?

 

[CyberPitz]

ewwww ...jeez guys didnt they tell you that if there's a little string hanging/she's wearing grandma underwear that means it's not safe to enter?

Oh I knew, but didn't care I was horny, sue me.

 

[CptStern]

hand, mouth ..heck even the orifice just south of the bloody hole would have been preferable if you ask me :E ...I mean it's not just blood coming out of there ya know

 

[Higlac]

hand, mouth ..heck even the orifice just south of the bloody hole would have been preferable if you ask me :E ...I mean it's not just blood coming out of there ya know

Hey, it's one of the only times where it is almost guaranteed that she won't get pregnant.

 

[CyberPitz]

What if your screwing her mouth, and you jam it a little hard, and somehow you break a tooth/rip some part of her mouth, and she's bleeding out of it, and she's into it, loving every second, and you can't stop. Would that be OK?

What about the good ol' fashioned Hentai where the girls a virgin, and getting porked by a huge guy for the first time, and blood is coming out? That would be OK, and kind of hot.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Suck the blood off.

 

[CyberPitz]

Suck the blood off.

Or wipe it on her teddy bear.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

**** the teddy bear until it bleeds.

 

[CyberPitz]

**** the teddy bear until it bleeds.

Through the Teddy Bear into the vag.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

**** the teddy bear while it's in the vag for massive bleeding damage.

 

[Stigmata]

You guys ruin everything.

 

[CyberPitz]

**** the teddy bear while it's in the vag for massive bleeding damage.

While there are other a couple guys behind her sticking their wangs in her butt. Two dicks in one butt for the win.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

With a giant cock barreling down her throat.