Nasty!

Shit, I would give anything for some sweet ass wings. Even my penis.
 
I want my DNA to be combined whit platypus dna so I can have super platypus powars
 
Immortality until the intern spills coffee on you, anyway.

And don't say you'd live in the internets. If you lived in the internets you would go insane in a matter of seconds. Less, depending on your self-control.
 
It would be instantaneous with me, because I would welcome it.
 
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