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[Raziaar]

HAHAHA. Check this out. Cannibalism, eh. Heh heh. You crazy left wingers <raspberries> (note, that is said that way in good humor!)




Cannibals Demand to Taste What The Minotaur Republic Has to Offer
The Issue

A coalition of tribalists, health experts, and civil rights proponents have recently suggested legalizing cannibalism for consumers of willing would-be meals.
The Debate

1. "I see absolutely no problem with people digging into each other at dinnertime, so long as everyone is willing," Al Frederickson, the editor of the monthly magazine 'To Serve Man', quips, "Not only does it solve hunger problems and create jobs, but it also adds variety to The Minotaur Republic's sometimes dull palette."
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2. Civil rights leader Calvin King came out publicly for moderate pro-cannibalism legislation, commenting, "While it may strike some as a crude, even evil practice, our ancestors have practiced cannibalism for years. If we create a government organization to strictly regulate and grade all human meat prior to its arrival on the market, we can ensure that respect for diversity is maintained while health concerns are also allayed. And instead of killing average people, why not make being turned into snack foods a post-mortem option? Like donating your body to science!"
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3. "You're all absolutely out of your minds!" exclaims Dave Longfellow, head of The Minotaur Republic's largest health-food manufacturer. "It's immoral, it's unhealthy, and it's disgusting. Not only are these so-called 'dietary rights' activists leading us down a dark path of sin, but right into a marketplace with yet another product that's almost as bad as beef!"
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[Tr0n]

Already had that question...I went with 3.

 

[Sprafa]

To Serve Man...bwhahah

it was a Twilight Zone episode.

not a single one of my 3 nations has a crime problem.

 

[kirovman]

To Serve Man...bwhahah

it was a Twilight Zone episode.

not a single one of my 3 nations has a crime problem.

Authoritarianism is great isn't it?

I think my experimental centrist democracy nation has bad crime, but my corporate police state doesn't.

 

[Raziaar]

How the hell are these people getting the custom pre-title things for their countries? Examples.

The Sedated Mental Patients of Jeditopa

The Communist-Plutocracy of Flanders the True Lord

The Optimus Prime Torturers of Horseyland

The Most Serene Republic of Kristynland

 

[kirovman]

How the hell are these people getting the custom pre-title things for their countries? Examples.

The Sedated Mental Patients of Jeditopa

The Communist-Plutocracy of Flanders the True LordUN Member

The Optimus Prime Torturers of HorseylandUN Member

The Most Serene Republic of Kristynland

You get the option after you reach 100 million population or something. It's in the FAQ.

 

[Raziaar]

You get the option after you reach 100 million population or something. It's in the FAQ.

Oh sweet.

How do I get a custom nation type?

Nations with populations over 500 million can write their own pretitle. Others, however, must choose from the drop-down menu.

 

[Sprafa]

yay, 500 million here I go!!

 

[kirovman]

Well I said I'd post again when I got to 100 million:

The Democratic Republic of Kirovman
"Ego Delactat Cives In Horto"


UN Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Few
Economy: Powerhouse
Political Freedoms: Rare

Location: The Crowbar Gulf

The Democratic Republic of Kirovman is a very large, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 101 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, pro-business government is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and Commerce are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8%. A healthy private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Soda Sales and Beef-Based Agriculture.

An underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime is a serious problem. Kirovman's national animal is the Haggis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Groat.

Kirovman is ranked 39th [of 40] in the region and 113,849th [of 124527] in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

 

[Sprafa]

Atlantean Dysthopia is the UN delegate. wtf

 

[WySiWyG]

This made me chuckle..

The Issue

Angry farmers have taken to the streets demanding the government to act after reported sightings of strange headcrab-like dogs eating all the crops in fields.

The Debate

1. "This unholy union should never have taken place to begin with," comments Freddy Fellow, an angry farmer. "The headcrab was never meant to mate with a dog! They eat my crops, they attack my livestock and they're breeding so quickly they're swamping the environment! We can't make a living like this! You've got to give us the funds and manpower to shoot anything that comes within a mile of our property and put an end to these freaks of nature! We must wipe these creatures out now or before you know it all we'll be eating is fish."
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2. "We can't just destroy these creatures!" exclaimed Stephanie Winters, owner of Ff WySiWyG's biggest safari park. "They may look ugly to you, but I think they're just beautiful. We need to study them and understand them; think of what we could learn! These wonderful beasts may be a little harmful to the environment, but think of the people who will flock to see them! It would be an educational experience! Think of the money!"
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3. "We could always just kill off all the dogs," Jean-Paul Wall of the "Keep The Species Pure" foundation whispers to you in a conversation. "The headcrab is one of the many things our country is famous for; any perversion of its image reflects upon us all! We can't have their image spoilt by these ugly abominations! Just get the police to go around and kill them all and we can rest easy knowing our countryside is safe!
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[Kangy]

In a shock movement, the Prime Minister of Kanganak is making the economy his first priority Civil liberties and freedoms will be lost, but damn you, I, I mean we want to be rich!

 

[kirovman]

The Democratic Republic of Kirovman always votes in favour of business - we rate our sucess on the GDP.

I've recently been upgraded from a Powerhouse to All-Consuming. Hoping to become "Frightening" soon

I had to shun a few civil and political rights though

I also try to support the military when I can - youngsters are given propaganda from an early age to make them killing machines. Hohoho

 

[Steve]

If I'm correct, "Frightening" means your economy is terrible, dude. All-Consuming is as good as it gets.

 

[The Monkey]

If I'm correct, "Frightening" means your economy is terrible, dude. All-Consuming is as good as it gets.

No, "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" is the best one I'm stuck at "Democratic Socialists".

 

[kirovman]

If I'm correct, "Frightening" means your economy is terrible, dude. All-Consuming is as good as it gets.

Nope:

http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Economy

Looks like Frightening means it's so good it frightens everyone else.

And Liberal Paradise is only best in terms of human rights I think...but I'm partial to the corporate police state

 

[WySiWyG]

When headcrabs attack!
The Issue

After several reports of pet headcrabs violently attacking, injuring, and even killing citizens, there has been growing pressure from public safety activists for the government to take action.
The Debate

1. "These creatures are a danger to the public and must be destroyed!" says Aaron Summers, representative of the Public Institution for Social Safety, Equality, and Direction. "I was attacked by one just on the way here and I nearly lost my life! They're a public menace. We must shoot and burn them!"
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2. "Why punish the poor things?" asks animal-lover Jack Chicago, covered in scars from previous encounters with headcrabs. "All they need is good hands to care and rehabilitate them. We need a government education programme to tame them and turn them into loveable pets. The one I'm holding right now shows that it can be done. They are all good, kind creatures deep d- argh!"
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3. "I agree that we shouldn't kill them," says Jazz Love, a famous lawyer. "But I don't think the owner should get away with breaking the law! This is clearly a case of 'intent to greviously harm' if I ever saw it. All citizens should be held accountable of their pet's actions as if they had done the act themselves. It's the only way to be fair - after all, they're just dumb animals."
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4. "Who cares!?" screams Klaus Jefferson as he sends out his pirate radio station broadcast. "Just repeal any laws preventing us from shooting the things when they attack and we'll be able to save ourselves without this stupid, authoritarian, overbearing government and legal system wasting our tax money!"
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