Naughty Bear [360/PS3]

[Shakermaker]

505 Games just announced a new game from Wet developer Artificial Mind and Movement -- and the protagonist is, well, artificial. Naughty Bear is pretty much exactly what we expected when we saw the trademark filed by A2M: a violent action game starring an animated, stuffed bear. Specifically, a stuffed bear who swears revenge on other jerk bears for failing to invite him to a party.

The goal in Naughty Bear is to scare, irritate, and, of course, hurt the other bears, racking up "Naughty Points" as you do and using weapons strewn about the game's 30 stages. The game will dole out more Naughty Points in response to more "deviant and maniacal" tactics. From the description, it sounds like Manhunt with teddy bears. It's going to be a polyester stuffing-bath.

First trailer

Second trailer

Official site

Looks kinda fun. Too bad it isn't made for PC. Oh and a caveat from Jimbo: It is made by the people that did this game.

 

[Deleted member 56031]

looks like a good concept but tbqh it would probably just disturb me and creep me out as I think so fondly of my childhood memories involving teddies etc :|

yeah I know that sounds lame but still

 

[Emporius]

looks like a good concept but tbqh it would probably just disturb me and creep me out as I think so fondly of my childhood memories involving teddies etc :|

yeah I know that sounds lame but still

Yeah, that second trailer there was slightly uncomfortable to watch.

 

[Barnz]

No PC version.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Eh, I've never liked the concept of "incredibly violent cute characters". I'll pass.

 

[Deleted member 56031]

Yeah, that second trailer there was slightly uncomfortable to watch.

ah so it's not just me then :|

 

[MJ12]

looks like a good concept but tbqh it would probably just disturb me and creep me out as I think so fondly of my childhood memories involving teddies etc :|

Yeah, that second trailer there was slightly uncomfortable to watch.

Pussies.


Anyways, this may as well be called Happy Tree friends: The Game.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I never liked HTF. It's something you find funny when you're 12.

I watch things like sophisticated British comedies now.

CHIP CHIP

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

sounds and looks lame...

 

[sixteenth]

This screams Winnie the Pooh to me.

 

[smwScott]

Meh ... Conker's Bad Fur Day did it better and funnier. This is just downright sociopathic with very little irony ....

 

[VirusType2]

This looks like the stupidest game I've seen in decades. Shit like this is what consoles are for. If it came to PC it'd be one of those games that doesn't even come with a case - just a sleeve, and it would launch at $2.99 with one of those budget publishers. 'VAL-U-GAMES'

 

[Bad^Hat]

That second video would be a lot creepier to me if the injured bear didn't sound like a condor or something.

 

[the cow says moo]

Wow, this looks awful.