New anti-rape device.

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So most of my weird stories come from the flamehaus (including poo girl). Well I just found this weird anti-rape device thingy. I guess the girl puts in this condom and it doesn't affect her at all. In case of rape, the attacker will have the worst experience in his entire life. The wiki describes how the device works the best:
the penis would penetrate the latex and be hooked by the barbs, causing the attacker pain and (ideally) giving the victim time to escape.
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It's so painfull in fact that he could'nt rip it off. The barbs are pointed inwards so there is no way for him to pull it off. In fact it must be:
removed only surgically, which would alert hospital staff and police.
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That's so bad. Kudo's to the reader who doesn't cross his leg's. Tons of tiny little fishing hooks going right into you penis. :x Then going to the hospital getting it taken off. :eek: Ownage. http://www.rapestop.net/faq/index.asp
 
I can see this back firing for those who participate in one night stands with drunk women.
 
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There's something I'm glad the phrase "Only in America" applies to after reading French Ninja's main flaw in it.
 
The FAQ made me laugh. As if there isn't enough people sueing for assault and screaming rape. Screw the practical uses of this, it's nothing more than a one-way finger-trap and a means of entrapment.
 
Fadeaway said:
The FAQ made me laugh. As if there isn't enough people sueing for assault and screaming rape. Screw the practical uses of this, it's nothing more than a one-way finger-trap and a means of entrapment.
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It was made in South Africa. Happens all the time over there. If it does happen over there, you're screwed. Their tribal leaders would probably rip it off you then whip you to death. Which is the same thing that should be done here but unfortunately we have to pay our tax dollars for a pedo instead of paying a few cents for the bullet to kill him. Oh yeah and there is a thing called ethics or something like that. :rolleyes: *Haha yeah it is like a Chinese finger trap ROFL AHAHAHA!
Fingertrap.jpg
 
Fadeaway said:
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There's something I'm glad the phrase "Only in America" applies to after reading French Ninja's main flaw in it.
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Because one night stands only occure in the US. Hell, Badger sure as hell never sleeps with girls for a night, then leaves, right?
 
I'll put money on the first case of a man getting this stuck to him will be an innocent guy with a pissed off girlfriend, rather than a rapist.

Besides, if you think putting in contact lenses is painful if you get it wrong...
 
Chances are, it's gonna piss off the rapist and then the woman could be in an even worse situation; attached to an angry rapist :(
 
Link said:
I'll put money on the first case of a man getting this stuck to him will be an innocent guy with a pissed off girlfriend, rather than a rapist.

Besides, if you think putting in contact lenses is painful if you get it wrong...
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"Hey honey, lets make up. I don't care if you slept with 34 other girls. That's OK. Makes me HOT. Lets have sex."
"Well, OK, let me just stick it right on in here and then YEEEOOOOOWWW!"
 
Pretty old this device is. But ouch. Made me cross my legs :D

Doubt it'd be forgotten about during one night stands. I'm sure the woman could feel that in her, doubt she'd forget about it either. Unlucky to any innocent guy it may happen to though :p
 
God, just read some of the FAQ's.

Is it legal?
Yes it is, as it is neither lethal nor fatal.

Thats good to know, still I guess it wouldn't be to bad if it was only one of them.
 
StardogChampion said:
In the USA the rapist would end up sueing the victim and winning.
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They way America is, I'm sure that happens already.

"She didn't tell me she had her period when I raped her! Now I'm traumatised, and nervous when I rape other girls! Give me money from her!"

Judge: "Sure thing. How much would you like?"

America, fu*k yeah!
 
There are about 1000 things that could go wrong with that...

D:
 
Won't I forget the device is in?

You could, but the empty applicator should remind you!
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i really dont get how you can forget that something like that is INSIDE you.
 
Old?

I recall reading this on HL2.net about 2 years back...
 
I heard about this like 2-3 years ago (at LEAST). Hardly new.
 
I have a hard time thinking someone would voluntarily wear metal barbs in their vagina. What if you wanted to have sex, you would need to pull your fish hook barb condom out of your vag in front of some guy, who will then probably thing you are a freaking weirdo.
 
Link said:
I'll put money on the first case of a man getting this stuck to him will be an innocent guy with a pissed off girlfriend, rather than a rapist.
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Hey, if it forces men to engage in a little more foreplay (so they can check the playing field for cock shredding traps of death), it can't be that bad :p

Though I don't believe any girl is going to actually wear one of these. You've got to have some serious paranoia thing going to forecast rape and booby-trap your lady-parts... hmm, Booby Traps. I'm already formulating a cunning anti-rape device with an amusing name!
 
And what happens when the rapist doesn't borrow a condom from the victim . . . or use one? So many reasons this wouldn't work.
 
phantomdesign said:
And what happens when the rapist doesn't borrow a condom from the victim . . . or use one? So many reasons this wouldn't work.
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Lol.

"Hey, victim that I'm violently raping and couldn't care less about well being, I need a condom so I don't catch an STD from you, you little slut!"
"Here you go /hands rapist RapeX"
"Hey this is a funky little condom! Doesn't even cover my whole...YEAAAAAOUUUUUUUUCH!!! YOU LITTLE BITCH!"
"Jokes on you mother****er hahhaha! Who is the victim now, biatch?! /triumphant victim walks off smugly"

Seriously phantom, read the item description before making yourself look like a jackass.
 
MiccyNarc said:
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Lol.

"Hey, victim that I'm violently raping and couldn't care less about well being, I need a condom so I don't catch an STD from you, you little slut!"
"Here you go /hands rapist RapeX"
"Hey this is a funky little condom! Doesn't even cover my whole...YEAAAAAOUUUUUUUUCH!!! YOU LITTLE BITCH!"
"Jokes on you mother****er hahhaha! Who is the victim now, biatch?! /triumphant victim walks off smugly"

Seriously phantom, read the item description before making yourself look like a jackass.
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Is it bad that I just imagined that happening.....o_O
 
phantomdesign said:
And what happens when the rapist doesn't borrow a condom from the victim . . . or use one? So many reasons this wouldn't work.
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Lol, if you were a rapist, would you ask for a condom? If you did, would you even put that thing on your little man?

The woman wears it inside of her incase anyone attampts to rape her.
 
Ren.182 said:
Lol, if you were a rapist, would you ask for a condom? If you did, would you even put that thing on your little man?

The woman wears it inside of her incase anyone attampts to rape her.
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Meh, didn't read far enough. By the time the device takes effect, the girl would have already been severely violated. Device = fail. Better off with mace, tazer, or some other device (a box of pills for supposed nasty STD in your purse).
 
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