Noah's Ark Found?

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http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/has-noahs-ark-been-found/20060629173309990001

Pretty neat. Dunno what to make of it, though.

"I can't imagine what it could be if it is not the Ark," said Arch Bonnema of the Bible Archaeology Search and Exploration (B.A.S.E) Institute, a Christian archeology organization dedicated to looking for biblical artifacts.
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Looks more like a massive pile of shit than a boat.
 
I'm sure they'd like to say they found it, but really they can never prove something like that, not with what they found.

I saw some better pictures (footage) on TV of another area that was supposedly Noah's Ark. It was pretty much just a boat-shaped valley on a mountain or something.
 
ElFuhrer said:
Looks more like a massive pile of shit than a boat.
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Ah, Hahaha. Shit floats too though. You could even grow some food on it.
 
spookymooky said:
It sounds like the sort of thing from this website: http://objectiveministries.org/

Does anyone know if that is real or not, by the way?
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What?

(November 27, 2004) Target inc. have stopped allowing the Salvation Army to collect money outside their stores this Christmas season. This sudden change in policy was done in the name of "fairness" to other charities, but we are starting to suspect that Target has been infiltrated by anti-Christian forces bent of subverting salvific organizations and Christianity in general.
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Lol @ psycho Christians.
 
This just in- remains of a horse which appears to have had a large horn in the middle of its forehead have ben discovered in the area currently connected with "Noah's Ark" of biblical times. Prof. Andrew Shirks had this to say on the subject-
"It certainly seems that we've found the bones of a unicorn, previously thought only to have exsisted in mythology. We have only found one near the ark- if there were two, as the story goes, the other's whereabouts remain a mystery. Whether it died nearby with its mate or somewhere else or different causes, is unknown. Either way, the unicorns were ****ed."
 
_Z_Ryuken said:
What?
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Some really crazy christian website. Occasionally they post some story about how they found dinosaurs in Amazonia, but evilutionists destroyed the evidence.
 
Ah, Hahaha. Shit floats too though. You could even grow some food on it.
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You know I found some clues in the bible that lead me to believe it was infact made out of shit!

I also have clues that Shit was extremely toxic to Unicorns and when that Unicorns were present and that after they landed the Unicorns were sooo hungry one of them ate some of the boat and it died. All clues from the bible!
 
even if somehow they proved that that IS noah's ark, it does not make god any more real :|
 
spookymooky said:
Some really crazy christian website. Occasionally they post some story about how they found dinosaurs in Amazonia, but evilutionists destroyed the evidence.
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That website is defeinitely crazy, but I'd like to see how evolutionist could destroy this evidence you speak of.

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Nevermind, I read your statement incorrectly. I thought you were saying they proved dinos do not exist.
 
Minerel said:
You know I found some clues in the bible that lead me to believe it was infact made out of shit!

I also have clues that Shit was extremely toxic to Unicorns and when that Unicorns were present and that after they landed the Unicorns were sooo hungry one of them ate some of the boat and it died. All clues from the bible!
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The Bible said:
And lo, Noah, maketh your ark from the excrement of your brethren, for it may be good, sayeth God.
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Oh yeah, that one.
 
Adidajs said:
no, i don't think that's fake. that's scary.


about the ark. that's cool. i laughed at a quote in there that if the Ark find is true, it proves that God existed. lol.
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Or, you know, the dozens of other gods in the local area who commanded their disciples to escape the deluge.
 
Ikerous said:
baby dinosaurs arent that big
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where did they get them? did god just send the babies? or maybe noah sent out an expidition to snatch dinosaur eggs right from under their mother's noses (bet more than a few of noahs son in laws didnt make it back) ... if they were babies then surely they lived amongst noah and the rest of humanity.


... you guys arent believing noah's ark exisited right? that the biblical story was true and that all current life evolved from those same animals in a matter of 4000 years ...right?


this is at least the third time that they've found noah's ark ..nothing ever comes out of it because it's just too freakin rediculous to be believed
 
Pfft, who would believe evolution? Obviously we should allow all of our beliefs to stem from a book written by an anonymous author thousands of years ago, especially since it doesn't even specify anywhere that it's actually non-fiction - we'll assume! Anyone who disagrees is a heretic and an infidel and should be crucified.
 
spookymooky said:
Or, you know, the dozens of other gods in the local area who commanded their disciples to escape the deluge.
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No, no, you see, Jesus is the only REAL god. Or, erm, something like that...
 
They talk about dinosaurs... pff, they probably wouldn't even be able to fit ONE seismosaurus on that thing with any room for anything else, let alone two, and then every other freaking living thing on earth.
 
Minerel said:
You know I found some clues in the bible that lead me to believe it was infact made out of shit!

I also have clues that Shit was extremely toxic to Unicorns and when that Unicorns were present and that after they landed the Unicorns were sooo hungry one of them ate some of the boat and it died. All clues from the bible!
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The Arc was made of Gopher Wood, not shit.

Also, that "ark" dosen't look like Gopher Wood; more like ROCK!


*Twisted Sister - I wanna rock starts to play* D: D:
 
Wow!! A big pile of rotting wood! It must be Noah's Ark!

And :LOL: at the "unicorn".
 
Just so you people know, none of the dinosaurs were larger than the blue whale, which is the largest creature to have EVER lived on earth.

Although... blue whales are quite massive.
 
how stupid. Noah's ark is a myth stemming from the flooding of the black sea. Many major civilizations in the area have the same myth. The people of isreal simply copied it from the epic of gilgamesh.
 
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That human is ****ed. Look at em. He's already bleeding.
 
Raziaar said:
Just so you people know, none of the dinosaurs were larger than the blue whale, which is the largest creature to have EVER lived on earth.

Although... blue whales are quite massive.
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Two whales on an ark.

I'd hit it.
 
Guys, that is most definitely the ark. The resemblance is undeniable.

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Raziaar said:
Just so you people know, none of the dinosaurs were larger than the blue whale, which is the largest creature to have EVER lived on earth.

Although... blue whales are quite massive.
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And by quite a bit.

Wikipedia said:
Argentinosaurus ... which may have weighed 90–110 tons.
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Wikipedia said:
The Blue whale ... weighs in excess of 200 tons.
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spookymooky said:
Some really crazy christian website. Occasionally they post some story about how they found dinosaurs in Amazonia, but evilutionists destroyed the evidence.
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I actually watched something about that on this tv channel called "TBN". It was some science show and it talked about about these two guys went to India or the amazon or some place. What they found was a temple with some carvings on it that "looked" like a Stegosaur. They had pictures of the carving and pics of the whole temple and shit.

The two guys said they carbon dated the temple, but I forgot how old they said it was. Anyways they also said it's pretty much impossible for that "civilization" to know what a dinosaur looked like when they was wiped out millions of years ago. Basically to sum it up they tried to prove that dinosaurs were actually around the time of man.

Truthfully I don't know what to believe, nor do I really care.

Edit: Found some links for ya'll...it was cambodia.

http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/dino-cambodia/
http://signs-of-the-times.org/signs/forum/viewtopic.php?id=861
http://www.unexplainedearth.com/angkor.php
 
Wow that definately is Noah's Ark. They look nothing like standard rocks in the dessert. Wow unbelievable!

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"I can't imagine what it could be if it is not the Ark," said Arch Bonnema of the Bible Archaeology Search and Exploration (B.A.S.E) Institute, a Christian archeology organization dedicated to looking for biblical artifacts.
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Then s/he must seriously have one of the most limited brains of all time. Quite a feat.
 
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