Noah's Ark Found?

Potemkin said:
Then s/he must seriously have one of the most limited brains of all time. Quite a feat.
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Many of those people also argue creation the same way: "If Polonium halos weren't formed during creation, how else could they possibly have been formed?" But recently this has also been answered by science.
 
Danimal said:
The Arc was made of Gopher Wood, not shit.

Also, that "ark" dosen't look like Gopher Wood; more like ROCK!


*Twisted Sister - I wanna rock starts to play* D: D:
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Ahh but do you not understand the circle of life? When a horse poops it goes into the ground, and it decomposes and nutrients into the ground...then a tree goes there...the tree is a Gopher Tree that has Gopher wood. That tree uses all the shit nutrients to build itself. Therefor the tree is made out of shit. lol. I'm so sorry if I've made anyone here stupid or confused or just mentally ill.
 
I'm thinking they better be allowing other study groups to poke around up there.
 
Noah's Ark is ridiculous in every way. Even if you tried to fit every mammal on the planet on it, you'd struggle, let alone insects (of which there's an uncountable number of varieties) or reptiles (similarly massive amounts). Or hell, dinosaurs (also too many). Mankind couldn't build such a thing today, let alone a freakin' old man and his son-in-laws from some wood.
 
Noah's Ark Found?
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Not again!

"I can't imagine what it could be if it is not the Ark,"
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Well I dunno, but the general consensus seems to be that it's more likely to be a huge pile of steaming shit. Although, yeah it could be a pile of rotten wood from 6000 years ago or whatever if you fail at life.
 
Is there really any chance that the wood could have lasted that long?

I'm serious, I want to know. Could it have frozen over and been like, in woodenstasis?
 
In my opinion I think the Ark looks like a pile of junk its because it has been destroyed for more than 2000 years ago. I think the Ark is real.
 
The Bible isn't really meant to be taken iliterally, I'm sure of it :p


I also really want to believe that dinosaurs still exist, simply cos that would be ****ing coool!
 
Dinosaurs would be awesome, I hope Jurassic Park becomes real soon. :D

Yeh, we don't know how much of "Noahs Ark" is real. It could of being some farmer who built a massive ship to put all his and locals animals in, when a storm was a brewin'. Loads of variations and possibilities, no doubt.
 
It may be insensitive, but i've never considered any moment better to use the phrase ORLY

I can't imagine what it could be if it is not the Ark," said Arch Bonnema of the Bible Archaeology Search and Exploration (B.A.S.E) Institute
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"O RLY!?"

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I think the Bible stories are real. If I am not wrong, the Ark becomes a black pile of junk is because the Ark is old and ruined for 2000 years ago!!!
 
Double_Blade said:
I think the Bible stories are real. If I am not wrong, the Ark becomes a black pile of junk is because the Ark is old and ruined for 2000 years ago!!!
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It's still not nearly big enough to fit two members of each species that existed at the time. And who the f*ck could have built a ship that massive?

It was teh alienz, I tell you! :O
 
It's a mystery I say. And yes, there is a boat that is huge. The wood that is used to built the ark is gopher wood. But I don't know if gopher wood still exist now or extinct.

By the way to answer your question on the size, it's hard to say though. But I think Noah spent the 10 or 30 days or more to built a ark that big. Well, one shouldn't be jumping to conclusions though. But I mean, who the heck knows?
 
So Noah had to go to every country in the world and capture a male and female of every creature? Even now, that would take years and involve thousands of people.
 
Mutley said:
So Noah had to go to every country in the world and capture a male and female of every creature? Even now, that would take years and involve thousands of people.
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I agree.. And the Bible didn't say how many years or months. So it is a mystery. And no, at that time, there were no countries, everybody spoke the same Hebrew language and everyone (wicked people) stayed together and so does the animal, so Noah took the animals in the ark on that area. If you're confused, read the Bible! In order to find out the story behind.

After the flood, and after the people were born out from Noah's wife, they spoke the same language until God make all different languages and the people who spoke the same language go on their own ways and separated. So, this is how countries and races all began.

I hope this will help.
 
Danimal said:
Two whales on an ark.

I'd hit it.
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lol well i don't believe it, but as far as i know, no aquatic animals weren't taken on the Ark, because...in a flood theres plenty of water :)
 
Here is a internet bible study to help you read the Noah's story as well as the Tower Of Babel story,

www.biblegateway.com

Of course, just in case you guys get confused with Noah's Ark.
 
Well, to each of it's own I guess... I am a christian and I believe that Noah's Ark is real. Just because it turns black doesn't mean that it is a piece of junk, it's not, it's a ruined Ark for 2000 years ago.
 
MmmmMm. I'm more interested in where the Antedeluvians went.
 
I wonder what he did with animals that required extremly different climates to survive?
 
HunterSeeker said:
I wonder what he did with animals that required extremly different climates to survive?
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Ate them... hello. Unicorns? Unicorn dogs.

To have an ark big wnough to hold like, two of every thing that has ever lived on earth, you'd need a boat.... about the size of earth :/
 
Legend also has it that President Jimmy Carter flew over the mountains in Iran hoping to see the Ark on his way to visit the Shah of Iran in 1977.
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"Oh Gee, I hope I see the ark, I hope I see the ark!"
"Err, you may want to look out of the window Mr. President..."
"NO!"
 
hey you've seen those volvo (was it volvo?? :p )commercials on how they can fit all kinds of stuff into a small car :p
Sure if you push and shove you might get some nice dinosaurs into a wooden boat :) The big ones you simple tail behind it i guess :p
 
Double_Blade said:
Well, to each of it's own I guess... I am a christian and I believe that Noah's Ark is real. Just because it turns black doesn't mean that it is a piece of junk, it's not, it's a ruined Ark for 2000 years ago.
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First of all, Jesus Christ was born 2000 years ago, Noah lived a long time before that.
Anyway, Flood stories can be found in basically every religion on Earth. It's the lore inspired by a world shattering event. The actual build-an-ark-and-save-the-species story is also part of quite a lot of myths. The most compelling theory about Noah's story is that the Black Sea suddenly filled with water after the Bosporus burst. I have no doubt that there have been floods in the past with devastating consequences but a dude rounding up all Earth's animals in a wooden boat the size of the Titanic built by himself during the days when building canoes was quite the challenge, sounds a bit too unbelievable to me.
 
He had to bring 2 of every mammal. I'm just a bit confused he didn't have to bring food? Why wouldn't the animals kill eachother? Whaa? god told them not to? So whys this flood happening? Oh yeah God is making it happen. Then god seperated all the sons and made them speak different languages?

they spoke the same language until God make all different languages and the people who spoke the same language go on their own ways and separated
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So let me just get this straight? God is a nice god who decided to flood the world, create conflicts by seperating people, their languages, beliefs, and resources. And before his son gave himself up we could not redeem ourselves of sin. One crime you goin to hell.

I'm sorry why do people praise him again? He let North Korea get a ICBM. Het let our soldiers rape women in Iraq. He lets Michael Jackson touch kids.

So god did all those things...and what has the devil done thats so bad?
 
lol, double_blade, you amuse me. First off, in bible terms the ark would have been 3-4 thousand years old, not 2 thousand. And yes, if a ship were to crash 4 thousand years ago, it would turn into petrified rock. However, that would only happen if the wood was buried deep underground and it fossilized. It could have been that if that had been a ship, and it had crashed on a glaciated plane, the glacier could have pushed it to the surface like that.

But the story of the ark, as the bible says it, is completley rediculous.

Let's look at the biomass of everything on the earth, every animal...
Discounting singe-celled organisms, which make up about 33% of all species, there are about 930,000 species of animals. Now, multiplied by two, that is 1 million, 860 thousand animals.

The ark was 300x30x50 cubits. A cubit is about 1.5 feet. So, at 450 feet long, 45 feet wide and 75 feet high the ark would have had a total volume of 1,518,750 cubic feet.

So, to fit every animal onto the ark, you would need to squish each one into a space of less than 0.81 cubic feet. Sadly, I don't think anything larger than a rabbit could fit in such a small space, let alone all of the space that would have been required for hallways, living quarters, and the vast stores of food neccessary to feed all of the animals.

The flood story is a myth propogating from babylonian and persian legend, it was about the flooding of the black sea, and how they tried to deal with the great catastrophe.

Also, there were no nations at the time? You have got to be kidding me! Harrapan indian civilization, yellow river civilization, babylonians, egyptians, and mayans would have all had their own language and culture at that time, not to mention the millions of nomadic tribesmen spread throughout the earth. Thinking that there was only one culture until the "tower of babylon" is just downright stupid.
 
Minerel said:
So let me just get this straight? God is a nice god who decided to flood the world, create conflicts by seperating people, their languages, beliefs, and resources. And before his son gave himself up we could not redeem ourselves of sin. One crime you goin to hell.

I'm sorry why do people praise him again? He let North Korea get a ICBM. Het let our soldiers rape women in Iraq. He lets Michael Jackson touch kids.

So god did all those things...and what has the devil done thats so bad?
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lol, you hit the nail right on the head. God is a bastard (according to the Bible).

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