NOOOOOOoooooooooooooo

There's only one family (American immigrants) in our local neighborhood who regularly go trick or treating. Most people just indulge them.

I don't. Once, when I was sick of them doing it, I sat behind my front door reading for half the night just so that I'd be ready when they came to our house. Besides my book, I had my very realistic looking cap rifle. Very nice, no mould lines, steel barrel, no red plug in the barrel.

Anyhow, when they finally did get to our house, I looked through the spyhole in our door, waited until they were reaching to knock, then threw the door open, pointed the gun and screamed:

"REACH FOR THE SKY, HALLOWEENIES!"

They departed with great alacrity.

They never trick or treated our house again. Which was kind of disappointing, because that was the most fun I'd had in a while. The looks on their faces...

Mostly here in Australia, Halloween is just an excuse for channel nine to put a late night horror fest on.
 
ooh i've got an idea.

a sign with fake blood on it who say "if you knock at this door, prepare to DIE!"
 
bored up your dorrs and windows and the'll think its a derilict house.
 
Originally posted by king John I
bored up your dorrs and windows and the'll think its a derilict house.

But then lots of annoying children will come inside the house, wee everywhere (Why they do that i dont know...perhaps its mark their territory), write "Kyle luvs Ste" in black marker pen and generally leave the place in a mess.


Warlord Im from England, specifically a place called stalybridge. To be honest Stalybridge isnt that bad, in fact its quite a nice place and you dont get that many trick or treaters. However, the place i used to live, called Ashton - Under - Lyne....now thats a nasty place to live, gang shootings and such. The trick or treaters really were vicious, and if you didnt give them anything then you could expect your car to be written off by the morning.
 
wow
ok
if kids got guns there, then maybe it's a bad idea to have an alien costume, they could shoot you lol
 
Yeah, they would probably treat it like a game or something and go round shooting all the "zombies". Then they would shoot pedestrians and policemen just because thats what everyone does in games :)....You know, i dont know why im smiling at that, its actually quite a horrible thought.


Gun crime is getting quite bad now, which is a shame.
 
Tell the kids you don't have any candy, but they could take a hit off your bong if they like.
 
Put a shit load of water on your drive and hope it freezes
 
Originally posted by Murray_H
Put a shit load of water on your drive and hope it freezes

Haha

Or...Dig a hole and fill it with water so it gets a layer of ice over it. That way, they walk over it and fall in freezing cold water.
 
Stage a 70's Disco in your porch.... you and your mates getting down to the funky grooves... in afros etc :)

I hate Halloween, yet thats not going to stop me from going to a halloween party (read Halloween party as random piss up) to celebrate ummmm, ummmm, ummmm, tuesday?
 
****ing shit.. Now that all these ideas ppl have posted, I'm sad for not being in an area where people seem to walk around saying 'trick or treat'.... Would scare them to death....
 
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