North Korea threatens US

[Sliver]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090624/ap_on_re_as/as_koreas_nuclear_91

"If the U.S. imperialists start another war, the army and people of Korea will ... wipe out the aggressors on the globe once and for all,"

Scary stuff.

 

[Warped]

I'm pretty sure the US, China, Russia, Japan and everyone around there would really mess Korea up big time. I feel sorry for the citizens there and the crazy man at the top. If we had to use our dirty tactics that country would look like a dried up seabed by the time we were done with it. its like a 4 year old fighting Mike Tyson....its not gunna end well

 

[SolidSteel144]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090624/ap_on_re_as/as_koreas_nuclear_91



Scary stuff.

They wouldn't be able to do it without wiping out the entire world (that isn't going to happen).
Did I mention the U.S. can destroy them hundreds of times over?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I'm sure their dud missiles will leave horrific potholes which will prevent our transportation hence forcing us into panic and utter defeat.

 

[Warped]

I'm sure their dud missiles will leave horrific potholes which will prevent our transportation hence forcing us into panic and utter defeat.

this!

Also lets not forget they're people have the food on their head so once they break out its like Left4Dead and zombies and screamin women and all them fast walkers

 

[Dog--]

Oh they threatend the US, time to defend your honour and WIPE THEM FROM THE F*CKING MAP.

 

[Saturos]

If the U.S. imperialists start another war, the army and people of Korea will ... wipe out the aggressors on the globe once and for all

Oh the irony. :rolling:

When is S. Korea going to deal with these idiots?

 

[Vegeta897]

I read the thread title as "North Korea threatens us"

And I was like WHAT DID HL2.NET EVER DO TO YOU, NORTH KOREA??

 

[Orcone101]

Go Korea!
Do the world a favour!

 

[Saturos]

Go Korea!
Do the world a favour!

If they do, so will many of America's video game dev houses and publishers be annihilated as the economy will surely spiral down to epic proportions.

Also probably along with the rest of the industry as I doubt Europe, Australia, and Wapan could shoulder the burden alone.

 

[Vegeta897]

The only thing America is good for is video games.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

Wow. Thats pretty scary.

 

[Alan00000]

NO! if korea is gone where will i get my kimchi!!!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'm sure their dud missiles will leave horrific potholes which will prevent our transportation hence forcing us into panic and utter defeat.

 

[MJ12]

Sometimes I kind of wish real life was like a forum, like I try to imagine North Korea is a Troll that says absurd things, trying to get America angry.

 

[Warped]

The only thing America is good for is video games.

lets not forget massive oversized bodies, tits, crippling depressions, and above all the term 'cool'

 

[VirusType2]

We should just mess with them for a while. Like drop metric tons of girls underwear on their capitol.

"North Korea Suffers Humiliating Defeat"

 

[MJ12]

They're all asshurt because their rocket failed horribly.

 

[VirusType2]

Send them plans labeled "Acme Rocket"

 

[Saturos]

Sometimes I kind of wish real life was like a forum, like I try to imagine North Korea is a Troll that says absurd things, trying to get America angry.

Then we could just "ban" them from Earth! :naughty:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Send them plans labeled "Acme Rocket"

**** you I laughed so hard I sharted.

 

[MJ12]

Lol, Virus' Post made me think how funny it would be if America sent a bottle rocket to them as a "sign of peace"

 

[Raziaar]

Maybe if it was a country like Russia or China I would be afraid.

But North Korea? Yes, they are a dangerous nation. They have the ability to severely **** up South Korea. And they might be able to do a bit of damage to us.

But wipe us off the map? Not a chance. We could utterly destroy them in no time flat if it came to that.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

THIS JUST IN: NORTH KOREA IS RLY INTO SABER RATTLING

 

[McGooTheWise]

THIS JUST IN: KIM JONG IL IS A DUMBSHIT!

Oh, wait, we knew that.

EDIT: LOL I just trolled NK. lolololololololool
EDIT2: Just found Kim Jong Il's family tree, and this is one of the women he was with. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Ok

I lol'd for some reason. Possibly because I have an aunt named kim, and she always gets hurt somehow when I visit her.

 

[ray_MAN]

Absolutely nothing will come of this. Just let North Korea rattle their sabers to make them feel good.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

To be fair the only thing the peasant class is rattling is their starving bellies...

heyo...!

 

[Anthraxxx]

Ahahahahahah......hahahahah........hahahaha*snort*hahah!!

 

[Saturos]

This thread is now about trolling N. Korea and the "Ill" minded Kim Long Shlong.

Those jumpsuits do nothing for his little fat body btw.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

This is actually serious. if these guys really have nuclear weapons, and they have, then they could wipe out the entire West or East coast while you sleep. They haven't really told the size of their arsenal.

 

[jet_porkins]

Kim was previously a musician and was a piano major at Pyongyang University of Music and Dance.

I'm actually impressed.

 

[Azner]

They wouldn't be able to do it without wiping out the entire world (that isn't going to happen).
Did I mention the U.S. can destroy them hundreds of times over?

Lol Texas.

This is actually serious. if these guys really have nuclear weapons, and they have, then they could wipe out the entire West or East coast while you sleep. They haven't really told the size of their arsenal.

Im pretty sure the US military will intercept nukes. Like that always have.

 

[Remus]

This is actually serious. if these guys really have nuclear weapons, and they have, then they could wipe out the entire West or East coast while you sleep. They haven't really told the size of their arsenal.

ORLY?

Ahahahahahah......hahahahah........hahahaha*snort*hahah!!

Yeah, exactly.

 

[Lizardizzle]

Sometimes I kind of wish real life was like a forum, like I try to imagine North Korea is a Troll that says absurd things, trying to get America angry.

nah, N Korea and USA would be two super moderators bailing it out across the threads. With insults and random bans

 

[Musk]

Go Korea!
Do the world a favour!

Heh I was thinking the same thing...

 

[ray_MAN]

This is actually serious. if these guys really have nuclear weapons, and they have, then they could wipe out the entire West or East coast while you sleep. They haven't really told the size of their arsenal.

Because we wouldn't detect their launches and intercept?

 

[Anthraxxx]

This is actually serious. if these guys really have nuclear weapons, and they have, then they could wipe out the entire West or East coast while you sleep. They haven't really told the size of their arsenal.

I'm pretty sure N.Korea doesn't have a working ICBM that is capable of reaching the US. Remember not too long ago when there was a ruckus about N.K. test firing a new missile they developed that they claimed would have enough range to reach the western US border? What was it... the trapdong III missile? Yeah... it went about as far as Japan and then failed. So, if you live anywhere withing that radius, it would suck to have a tyrannical dicktater with nuclear weapons capabilities. But as far as wiping the US off of the planet.... good luck. Nerf Shamans.

 

[Warped]

And the winner is:

 

[Dog--]

I'm actually impressed.

Well don't be.

 

[gFrohman]

I'm actually impressed.

Kind of interesting; not the first dictator/artist though. Hitler was an artist and I believe he did try to apply to the Vienna School of Fine Arts (considering his career path, I doubt he made it in).