Now this is just sick!

[Parlez]

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.

Story came from:http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

 

[Lucid]

What the **** is it with you and ****ed up news? :x

Good christ, who throws knives at cops?! Sick bastard.

 

[Dog--]

Oh ya, I heard about this on "Mind of Mencia" on the comedy channel...

 

[Skaadi]

I think this has already been posted, well, this or something similar.

 

[DeusExMachina]

What the **** is it with you and ****ed up news? :x

Good christ, who throws knives at cops?! Sick bastard.

He gets it from good ol' PGNx n_n.

 

[Adabiviak]

If I were one of the responding policemen, I might have paused a little before moving in on a man with the gumption to cut off his junk and throw it at me.

 

[evil^milk]

Oh ya, I heard about this on "Mind of Mencia" on the comedy channel...

it was on mind of mencia? what else did they say about this?

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

Yep, posted before. Sorry.

 

[bryanf445]

Yep, posted before. Sorry.

regardless, its still very strange

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

Seems like it wouldn't work right after being reattached, like there would be a huge scar...can you imagine?
Girl: What is that?
Him: Oh, yeah, I cut it off once like a year ago and threw it at some cops...
I dunno that would be a weird situation.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

Oh ya, I heard about this on "Mind of Mencia" on the comedy channel...

Same place I first heard it, whats even funnier is they reattached it....The whole thing about if the guy was black, hahahaha.

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

regardless, its still very strange

Oh yes very...I mean, he CUT IT OFF HIMSELF.

 

[JNightshade]

The Walsh Brothers have a funny bit kind of like that

 

[VirusType2]

Yea I heard about this on the radio. L M F A O.

Dude. The guy. Cut his penis off. In the heat of the dispute. And threw it at the police. He threw his penis at the officer. AHAHAH AHAAAA

Thats hardcore.

Maybe he ran out of knives? Obviously he had one knife left... ouchey

 

[TheAmazingRando]

Now that takes a special kind of crazy.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Funniest thing I've read all day.

What do they mean "good condition"? He's going to live ofcourse, but the man is obviously mentally distrought, highly disturbed.

 

[SimonomiS]

Link to the other thread.

 

[Parlez]

He gets it from good ol' PGNx n_n.

No I was the one that posted it on PGNx......

 

[Sulkdodds]

I just love the way the first thing he thinks of is 'throw penis at the cops!'

WHAT DO I DO?
I KNOW!
/me lobs penis at cops

Maybe he got confused with peanuts and penis.

 

[Jangle]

Was he protesting about the new penis tax?

 

[ComradeBadger]

This thread already exists:

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=102875