Odessa vs Griggs

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It's been posted quite a few times here about how Odessa Cubbage is a coward and hides in his basement. But a question that has been bugging me is who would win in a gunfight between Odessa Cubbage and Father Grigori?

A strange topic and i am awaiting it's banning but A man's just gotta know!!

P.S. Odessa's got the win anyday! :|
 
That'll be Grigory any day. Cubbage's days of fighting are over. He's old and fat. Father Grigory not only survived Ravenholm, he lives there!
 
har har. Lucky i prepared for that.

All you have to do is to take a look at their weapons.
Now who wins??
 
both lose; they both die from the rpg blast
 
grigory, because he's a monk, and cubbage isn't. i mean, god is near grigory.
 
Odessa would be cowering away in a corner, and Grigori would storm in and blast him in the head with his annabella. Instant kill. :)
 
Grigori would kill Cubbage easily, but he wouldn't think any less of him.
 
grigori all the way, if u can blast away poison and fast zombies with one shot and not miss either, your probably better off than some old fat english guy that hides in his basement with a rpg
 
Odessa would be cowering away in a corner,
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WHAT?! No, Odessa isn't anything like that.


No, he'd be sending out DISTRESS SIGNALS!
"PLO to Lighthouse p-" *ANNABELLE'D*
 
Grigori all the way, mad, and with God/annabell by his side, Grigoi will shoot the crap out of Odessa. (who got nothing but the radio :p)
 
OvG

Odessa Cubbage:

+ He has an RPG
+ He has years of experience

- Poor British accent
- Coward
- RPG is pretty useless at close range

Father Grigori

+ Totally mad
+ Big ass shotgun
+ Deadly Aim
+ God is on his side
+ Lives setting traps in a town full of deadly zombies.

- Totally mad (suicidally almost)
- Er... creepy laugh?

I think Grigori is the clear winner here.
 
"Well now, old chap, lets have a fair fight, at ten pa..."

*BLAM*

"MAY THE LIGHT OF LIGHTS ILLUMINATE YOUR PATH!!!"
 
Father Grigori would own cubbage easily

shoot, headshot, kill

its that simple
 
We stole Odessa's only weapon, the RPG. All he has is a radio that hardly works. Grigori easily.
 
He's an old guy in a basement who gives you the RPG and talks on the radio while you fight your first gunship. know him? Or haven't you played HL2?
 
Cubbage tbh.
The guy is a veteran and could easily teach the good father a lesson or two.
 
Grigori would just fire a double shotgun blast into his face.
 
grigori would shoot an inconspicuous looking peice of wood and...


well, i'l let you be creative from here.
 
kupoartist said:
Grigori. I took Odessa's RPG.
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Yes but you take Grigori's shotgun as well then he finds another one. Odessa also finds a RPg now it's fair game.

Grigori could only win up close with the shotgun. Luckily Odessa is fit and very agile.
 
Gregori for me too. I mean, Odessa is such a little b*tch. Hiding in the basement while I take out gunships... Bastard. At the least, Gregori fights with me.
 
Gregori would be hiding from a gunship as well if he was in cubbages position.
 
eatbugs said:
Yes but you take Grigori's shotgun as well then he finds another one. Odessa also finds a RPg now it's fair game.

Grigori could only win up close with the shotgun. Luckily Odessa is fit and very agile.
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No, Gergori gave you a different shotgun, meanwhile odessa gave you his only RPG.
 
It'll be as simple as this:

"Care for a cup of tea, Grigori, my lad?"

*annabella*

"Woe to thee, brother."

End of discussion. :)
 
but Odessa has an RPG and a ban of followers to back him up>
 
eatbugs said:
har har. Lucky i prepared for that.

All you have to do is to take a look at their weapons.
Now who wins??
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Actually, when I gave NPCs RPGs, they are very innacurate :|
 
sfc_hoot said:
It'll be as simple as this:

"Care for a cup of tea, Grigori, my lad?"

*annabella*

"Woe to thee, brother."

End of discussion. :)
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that is very true
 
If they were both using the same weapons, it would be fairly even. I mean Cubbage is pretty old and might not be as fast as he was back in his time, but Grigori has a bit of a gut on him. Although, Grigori would probably have more experience, fighting fast zombies and all. Soo I guess its whoever gets the first headshot.
 
eatbugs said:
It's been posted quite a few times here about how Odessa Cubbage is a coward and hides in his basement. But a question that has been bugging me is who would win in a gunfight between Odessa Cubbage and Father Grigori?

A strange topic and i am awaiting it's banning but A man's just gotta know!!

P.S. Odessa's got the win anyday! :|
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Odessa has probably got a antique StenMKII to play with, to match his british accent and false military exploits :thumbs:
 
or we could ask Valve.

Lol these pictures are great. How long did these take you?
 
Well, it's good to see that there are one or two Odessa faithfulls out there. Although the general feeling here is that Grigori is the better man.

Great work Kouler.
 
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