Oedipus Essay

Hehe! That's just great :) Thing is, I'd be quite happy with 61% - a 2-1.

EDIT: I love the rhyme on page 5!
 
HAHAHA that was hillarious but is it really true? And how can he get D-??? In my high school (not even college!), the teacher would fail you terribly and suspend you.
 
Brilliant, he's called Mr. Freeman.

LOL

"I won't give you the illusion of free choice, Mr. Freeman. You must write this paper, even if you are slightly, *tie adjustment*, "stoned"."
 
A good laugh, wish I'd of had the balls to turn in something like that while I was at school.
 
lmao, Page 4:

"Riding in the benzo, poppin my colla
see some fine wenches, I hafta holla
Diamonds, gold, and all the mighty dolla
I'm opedipus bitch, the original balla
I bust out my 9, to light up your impala
**** the police!"

Where the hell did that come from?! Lol, it's dead center in the middle of the report, out of the blue.
 
Teachers mark funny in American schools (I'm assuming it was American)
I mean.. 61%? thats called a "non-attempt" here and you get 0.

Funny, but that chemistry exam was better lol.. cant find a link though
 
The one about hell being exothermic? That's great :D

I did a paper a bit jokingly last year and the teacher made me rewrite and refused to accept it. :<
 
bliink said:
Teachers mark funny in American schools (I'm assuming it was American)
I mean.. 61%? thats called a "non-attempt" here and you get 0.

Funny, but that chemistry exam was better lol.. cant find a link though
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I don't know about America but in Canada you can turn in crap - literary a horrible product, whether it be a project or essay - and you would get 30-60 for trying (depending on how bad it is). For history we had to make a model, so this one guy handed in a shoebox (unpainted) with random toys inside and he told the teacher other people stole most of his stuff (although it's crap anyway you look at it - gindergarten kids can do better!!!). So, the teacher told him to write up what was missing and passed him! wtf!
 
That's the funniest thing I've ever read in my entire life. Seriously, he cited search engines in his bibliography.
 
No teacher would ever mark a piece like that unless he was in on the joke.

Still, it's alright I guess.
 
Man was that ever so funny.
This is page 3. I mean wtf?
 
Rizzo89 said:
Man was that ever so funny.
This is page 3. I mean wtf?
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Are you looking at it from somewhere else? Because all I see is an error sign.
 
Anyone else think that they could have simply written a paper like that then marked it all up with red pen and claim they turned it in? Would explain why the teacher's handwriting is sloppy. :/
 
I've had teachers whose handwriting makes that look like Times New Roman. I've also had teachers that actually manage to grade easier than that. Thus, while it's probably fake, it doesn't seem impossible to me.
 
I like how that English teacher (professor?) can't write proper English either... (to/too/two?? There IS a difference!).
 
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