oh man guys ur advice plz

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This is kinda imbarasing but..ah i gues its ok
so heres my prob in 3days i have some really hot girls comin over to sleep here the thing is im not what u would call hot or good looking so i ask myself why are they comin over i guees they kinda like me as a friend, but when asked them why they want to come over they said because im the only one in our class that doesnt think about sex all the time and becuz im cozzy
do they think im gay or something or should i be glad that they wanna come over and sleep with me in one bed thats kinda cool but i dont wanna have chicks in my Bed that think gay or some geek thats A sexual or something like that plz i need ur Advice guys should i blow the hole thing and say they cant come or should i be glad and just let em sleep at my house?
 
Omg you lucky bastard. Say yes, yes and YES!! No, they don't think you're gay. If so, one word: alcohol
 
Periods are your friends. Use them in paragraphs. Also invite some guy friends over as well. These girls are going over because they feel you're non-threatening like a gay guy would be. They probably do think you're gay because you don't talk about screwing chicks all the time.
 
yes.

buy lots of alcohol, order some pizza, rent a good manly film, and show them that you're made of testosterone ;) :naughty:
 
well i just dont like the feeling people thinkin im gay cuz im not those chicks are hot. ones from spain an the other one is german
 
After that night, I don't think thoses girls will think you're gay.
 
Either way just be flirtatious when they are there and you will be a happy camper.
 
And don't forget... You need to be sweaty. Girls love men that sweat a lot.
 
Well, I'd say let them over, but not if you talk like that in person. Periods are your friend, and so are vocalized pauses.

But live up to your reputation and don't talk about sex :( There are other ways to tell them that you aren't gay...

AntiAnto said:
And don't forget... You need to be sweaty. Girls love men that sweat a lot.
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Hmmm, can I ask why you care what other peple think of you so much?
 
Lemonking said:
well i just dont like the feeling people thinkin im gay cuz im not those chicks are hot.
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Well thats one problem right there, don't care what other people are thinking. Let them think what they want, more power to them, then you can prove them wrong, and make them look like idiots.
 
Lemonking said:
well i just dont like the feeling people thinkin im gay cuz im not those chicks are hot. ones from spain an the other one is german
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As long as the other people thinking that doesn't affect you with the girls, it doesn't matter ;]
 
buy some dumb bells.. when they come over wear a tank up and be pumping iron..lol and buy lots and lots of alcohol.
 
Yeah. When they get there say "Come in" and as they walk in, say "Oh yeah, 999, 1000, 1001. Oh the burn is so deep, I can feel it. As you can see I just did over a thousand reps."

haha Anchorman rocks.

Also this thread is nothing without pics
 
Haha... the pumping iron thing... that rocks... best advice evar.
 
if they say you are cozy, just cozy on up with some of them then work your way from there... maybe they will make a move who knows? at least you are hanging out with some hotties

-merc
 
if you are not popular in school..and these girls are hot.. make sure you have a camera handy... a picture of u fondling a very hot girls boobs can make u quite the stud around school.
 
well, if you don't want to have sex, have a few cool movies (comedys) and just chat and stuff. talk. and listen. listen. listen


if you want to have sex, same thing, 'cept you cuddle some and then have sex.

edit: yeah, have a cheap disposable camera lying around, a lot of times the chicks will take it and take random photos and stuff... good memories.


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Erestheux said:
Remember: Women are objects.
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You guys are crazy... they want to hang out with him (why they're sleeping over I don't know, though...) because he isn't all onto them about sex... then you say have sex with them! Doesn't that, like, defeat the whole purpose of them coming over in the first place?! :eek:
 
Letters said:
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You guys are crazy... they want to hang out with him (why they're sleeping over I don't know, though...) because he isn't all onto them about sex... then you say have sex with them! Doesn't that, like, defeat the whole purpose of them coming over in the first place?! :eek:
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Thanks for spelling out my post, Letters.

Cue drum roll.
 
Just to the garage, oil yourself off and wear a COPS wife beater t-shirt full of grease stains, come to the door cleaning off some sort of car part then tell them to wait in your room of choice while you shower.
 
Burst into their room at night with a raging boner and wreak havoc on their unprepared bodies.

After a wild orgy with hot girls you shall never be questioned again.
 
Have you talked to these women before? or hung out wit em? if not it sounds like their ****in wit you. if so then jus have fun.
 
Answer the door with your cack out then tell them hoe's "You want deez nuts!"
 
Mr-Fusion said:
Burst into their room at night with a raging boner and wreak havoc on their unprepared bodies.

After a wild orgy with hot girls you shall never be questioned again.
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i just have to laugh at that

-merc
 
balls in their court, theyll be the ones to decide how the night turns out. if theyre coming over to see you because youre not like other guys, they like that about you. just let it be and go along with whatever they want to do. pressuring them will scare them away. just play it cool.
 
Yes, the disposable camera idea is good.

Leave it lying around and the girls will take pics galore etc. You can then post the pics. Or, use a digital camera if you have one, then post the pics.
 
The DemonWithin said:
Have you talked to these women before? or hung out wit em? if not it sounds like their ****in wit you. if so then jus have fun.
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they are in my class im 16 they are 16 weve been friends for years now!
 
jolly good my Sister still has unused thrwo away cam
if i take the cam to the photo shop how can i make em digital so i can show em to u guys
btw i dont have a Scanner
 
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