OMG I got brain worms

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my uncle just camea few minutes ago and he brought sushi it was in his car for already 20minutes its really hit outside but I couldnmt resist I put the Sushi in the fridge for 5 minutes then I got it out and ate (sp?) it then I got back on the
PC then I heard a very weird sreakking sound in my Head............:O ;(
right away I rememberd that one show I saw with worms in Sushi they grow when its hot:O So I ran to in the kitchen and drank 4 glasses of Water and now Im chewing gum


should I be scared or am I just being a fool?
 
I'm leaning towards the "fool" option.
 
Food goes down to your stomach, not up to your brain, not even if you're eating upside down.
 
Nevermind, I just asked my dad who is a doctor and said that the worms might eat parts of your brain and you should go consult your physician immediatly. You'll probably have some memory loss and black outs. Does your insurance cover lobotomy?
 
lol TheSomeone. (Your first post, that is)

I'd be freaking out if I were you, though. (Lemonking)
 
why would you eat something if you saw worms in it....sushi of all things...duhhhhhhh
 
Better eat some rat poison to get them worms!
 
Best. Thread. Title. Ever.

On a side note, I just pulled a 5mm sliver of glass from my thumb, it'd been lodged there since Sunday night :|
 
ComradeBadger said:
Best. Thread. Title. Ever.

On a side note, I just pulled a 5mm sliver of glass from my thumb, it'd been lodged there since Sunday night :|
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Um, OW?
 
but I saw on TV what can happen to you you cant do anything against it
 
SixThree said:
Better eat some rat poison to get them worms!
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hehe dissolve them in hydrochloric acid for good measure.

I'm sure you don't have any parasitic infestation in your brain. I suppose after your brain surgery it has made you paranoid its possible. But highly unlikely. If it really really bothers you, see a Doctor. If you feel movement and such...well oh dear.
 
SCORE! \o/ Lemonking hits the back of the retard-net once again.
 
wtf is with everyone ****ing with Lemonking? You guys are asses.
 
Get a power drill with a flat wood bit on it. Apply the drill to the back of your head and turn it on. When you have got through your scalp and skull, get an electric whisk. Put it onto your brain, turn it on, and lower it towards the base of your skull. Whirl it around for about 5 mintues (you may need help with this), then pour out into a glass/bowl (depends on who you are).

It is the only way to be sure, plus it makes a tasty drink!
 
*stabs lemon in the eye with a pencil*
 
I believe that the screeching in your head is a typical symptom of a worm infestation in your brain; do the worms tell you to burn things? I'd see a doctor ASAP, or at least a psychiatrist.

Lemonking said:
I aint retarded
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You will be soon when the worms eat your brain, oh noes!
 
You'll be okay, I'm sure somebody has eaten spoiled sushi before and lived to tell about it.
 
Moto-x_Pat said:
You'll be okay, I'm sure somebody has eaten spoiled sushi before and lived to tell about it.
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I heard on the internet, no-one has. Seriously, there is like a massive cover-up, the government (burn bush and his head and his familys) are in on it, about 20 billion people have died so far.

To the bunker!
 
You have brain worms the only way to solve it is to ddrill your head open

dont mind me I just took a perkidet
 
Lemonking said:
my uncle just camea few minutes ago and he brought sushi it was in his car for already 20minutes its really hit outside but I couldnmt resist I put the Sushi in the fridge for 5 minutes then I got it out and ate (sp?) it then I got back on the
PC then I heard a very weird sreakking sound in my Head............:O ;(
right away I rememberd that one show I saw with worms in Sushi they grow when its hot:O So I ran to in the kitchen and drank 4 glasses of Water and now Im chewing gum


should I be scared or am I just being a fool?
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As long as he bought it frozen, at 0 degrees celcius will it be ok. Only freezing it can kill the parasitic worms.

But yeah i saw that picture of that guys brain infested with worms, they took the top of his skull off and there were worms moving all oover his brain. He loved eating raw fish, never froze his sushi. Ahh well.
 
I heard the only way to get Brain Worms was from unsafe sex. With raw fish. :dozey:
 
Hey, Lemonking, if you die, I'll take your Lemonian Standard Military.
 
Am I being ignored? You guys are really being harsh on Lemonking.
 
vegeta897 said:
Am I being ignored? You guys are really being harsh on Lemonking.
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Have you got Brain Worms or something?
 
vegeta897 said:
Am I being ignored? You guys are really being harsh on Lemonking.
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He starts a thread like this and you call the response harsh. Where have you been?
 
vegeta897 said:
Am I being ignored? You guys are really being harsh on Lemonking.
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Anyone who makes a thread called "OMG I got brain worms" should expect some ridiculousness in it, wether it's lemonking or Jesus Christ.
 
Jesus: d00dz, OMD (Oh my dad), I GOTZ BRAIN WORMS!

Guy: Dude, don't be a dick.
 
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