One MILLION MILLION DOLLARS!

[Dog--]

dun na na! dun na na!

http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=12754

Seriously though, this is really cool. Never thought it would be that much, but then again I never actually thought about it.

 

[AKIRA]

wow...i heard a trillion printer papers stacked together would reach 3/4 of the way to the moon or something ridiculous like that.


And a trillion seconds is 300,000 years?!

 

[Darkside55]

If I had a trillion dollars, I'd make a hedge maze out of it.

 

[fishdbaz]

If I had a trillion dollars, I'd buy things with it.

 

[Raziaar]

If I had a trillion dollars, I'd provide funding for a more impressive way to display my trillion dollars graphically!

 

[Dog--]

If I had a trillion dollars, we wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner

 

[Darkside55]

Don't lie, you'd still eat Kraft dinner. Everybody loves Kraft macaroni and cheese. It's the cheesiest.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

I agree with DS.
Goddamn that's a lot of money.

 

[Krynn72]

If I had a trillion dollars, I'd charge people a million dollars to come and at look at a room that was filled with a trillion dollars.

 

[the cow says moo]

If I had a trillion dollars, I'd buy the internet.

 

[Darkside55]

But what would you do with it?

 

[Krynn72]

He would make a trillion dollars with it, duh.

 

[Dog--]

But what would you do with it?

He could make an epic hamster maze with all the tubes.

Don't lie, you'd still eat Kraft dinner. Everybody loves Kraft macaroni and cheese. It's the cheesiest.

At first I thought you got the reference, but then I realized you didn't :|

 

[Escaep]

But what would you do with it?

Sell it to the Martians.

 

[Shem]

If I had a trillion dollars, I would buy Microsoft and get more money!

 

[the cow says moo]

But what would you do with it?

You know, I hadn't actually thought that far ahead yet.

 

[Escaep]

And to think:

Spoiler

Is our national debt.

 

[Higlac]

I read the first post and immediately thought of my avatar.

 

[Shem]

And to think:

Spoiler

Is our national debt.

That is certifiably mind-blowing.

 

[Dog--]

It's not a good photoshop, I'll admit, but it does the job of putting it into perspective..

 

[Dekstar]

If I had a trillion dollars, we wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner

But we would eat kraft dinner, and buy those really expensive ketchups with it. All the fanciest Dijon ketchups!

If I had a trillion dollars, I'd put it in a bank and give all the interest every month to a random charity, or split it between multiple.

 

[Higlac]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHacDYj8KZM

 

[VirusType2]

If I could have just one pallet of that green stuff, god knows I'd be kicking back until the end.

 

[lefty]

If I had a trillion dollars, we wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner

We'd still eat kraft dinner, we'd just eat more.

 

[Raziaar]

And to think:

Spoiler

Is our national debt.

That's NOTHING! We could house that much debt in a couple walmarts and nobody would see it!

 

[CyberPitz]

If I had a trillion dollars, I'd...well, probably wouldn't quit my job, buy myself a new car, a house and everything I need to survive for a while, then invest a portion of it, then donate the rest.

Wait, we were doing puns and jokes. Nevermind.

 

[Tyguy]

looks like the government needs a part time job to pay off that debt

 

[Dog--]

If I had a trillion dollars, I'd...well, probably wouldn't quit my job, buy myself a new car, a house and everything I need to survive for a while, then invest a portion of it, then donate the rest.

Wait, we were doing puns and jokes. Nevermind.

Donate it? **** that I'd buy a yacht made of solid gold, I don't care if people think I'm a douche! I'm rich, motherf*cker!

 

[VirusType2]

I'd buy gold, made of solid gold, and coated with more gold.

 

[Eejit]

I'D BUY GABE NEWELL

 

[Tyguy]

I'D BUY GABE NEWELL

or you could donate it all to valve so episode 3 would come out in the next 10 years...

 

[Eejit]

If I buy Gabe I control Valve!

 

[CyberPitz]

If I buy Gabe I control Valve!

Or they control you. Did you ever think of that?!

 

[VirusType2]

The truly free can never be controlled!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

If I had a trillion dollars, I'd probably be very happy.
No puns there.

I'd just really enjoy being that rich.

 

[Raziaar]

I want to watch so badly again.

 

[Dog--]

The truly free can never be controlled!

You be quiet and stop spreading your propaganda.

 

[TwwIX]

You are incorrect, sir.


That is actually 1 billion gajillion fifillion shobadoollooiolushomelliooshen kulishway million.....yen.

 

[the cow says moo]

Donate it? **** that I'd buy a yacht made of solid gold, I don't care if people think I'm a douche! I'm rich, motherf*cker!

Have fun enjoying all that gold AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN.

 

[Dog--]

I'll buy the god damn ocean, you poor bitch.