Owned this girl from school with Goatse

CptStern said:
note to babyheadcrab: potential love interests are not aroused by close up shots of anal cavities posted by some freakishly disturbing person on the internets ...well at least the good ones arent

She's just a friend, it's not a big deal heh, and thats mangina cavity to you
 
heh there's no such thing as "just a friend" for guys :)

men are natually horney and given the chance to have sex with pretty much any woman they'd jump at the chance ...it's like "ya she's my friend, but if she asked me to get naked I would"
 
Ah, classic crab. Finish her with *******! :O

Edit - And you'll never know.
 
CptStern said:
heh there's no such thing as "just a friend" for guys :)

men are natually horney and given the chance to have sex with pretty much any woman they'd jump at the chance ...it's like "ya she's my friend, but if she asked me to get naked I would"


Wrong, wrong wrong!

My ex gave me the option to go back to hers for a shag.....i said no thank god! Utter pug ugly munter minger bitch.


Wait...'pretty much any woman' thank god you didn't say 'all the time as a law'

Thankfully my current girl is very nice (and HOT!) my Messenger user pic
 
Evo said:
Wrong, wrong wrong!

My ex gave me the option to go back to hers for a shag.....i said no thank god! Utter pug ugly munter minger bitch.

yes but you said she is ugly ...so unless there's a case of beer involved I'd agree
 
CptStern said:
yes but you said she is ugly ...so unless there's a case of beer involved I'd agree

Lol, no beer....just a dark month of my life D: D: D: about covers it.

Just glad that was last year, and now i have a happy life, with a girl i am falling in love with

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Oh, best pic i got on my PC :D

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Lol, crappy phone camera. Damn Sony Ericssons! :P
 
Evo said:
My ex... Utter pug ugly munter minger bitch.

But she's YOUR ex, which means there was probably sex happening at some point, riiiiiiiiiight?
 
Bad^Hat said:
But she's YOUR ex, which means there was probably sex happening at some point, riiiiiiiiiight?

Nope, got out of it once i woke up to the :x of it

Still a virgin here :|

Put simply, didn't want my first time to be with that bitch of an ex
 
Jesus Christ, goatse still? Move along, people.

And seriously, who gets "scarred" from goatse? Or tub girl, or lemon party, or any of those other played-out "Hey, look at this picture! OMG I GOTZ U LOLOLOLOL" images? Get desensitized already, you pussies.
 
Darkside55 said:
Jesus Christ, goatse still? Move along, people.

And seriously, who gets "scarred" from goatse? Or tub girl, or lemon party, or any of those other played-out "Hey, look at this picture! OMG I GOTZ U LOLOLOLOL" images? Get desensitized already, you pussies.

Some of us don't like the idea of being desensitized :)

Someone spending their free time enjoying pursuing ogrish or rotten or whatever other sick websites, will be far less humane when looking upon the tradgedies of the world than someone who doesn't. They'll see these mutilated bodies of civilians abroad, and just shrug or laugh, "Wow, cool!". Another source of entertainment for em.
 
Yeah, that's true. I guess if you want to preserve some of your...humanity...then you'll want to refrain from seeing things like that. I'm naturally desensitized to all that stuff though. But that's ogrish or rotten, those types of places with beheadings and killings and the like.

Goatse's just a guy with his anus spread open. Tub girl's just a girl defacating on herself in (IMO) a hilarious manner (it reminds me of a geyser or a waterfountain; can't help laughing), and lemon party is just three old homosexuals enjoying each other's company. I find nothing scarring about any of those. They're a different breed of thing than blood and guts.
 
CptStern said:
heh there's no such thing as "just a friend" for guys :)

men are natually horney and given the chance to have sex with pretty much any woman they'd jump at the chance ...it's like "ya she's my friend, but if she asked me to get naked I would"
I'd disagree with this but I guess alcohol does undo everything. I've got a great friend who I ended up having encounters with influenced by the bottle.
 
Darkside55 said:
Yeah, that's true. I guess if you want to preserve some of your...humanity...then you'll want to refrain from seeing things like that. I'm naturally desensitized to all that stuff though. But that's ogrish or rotten, those types of places with beheadings and killings and the like.

Goatse's just a guy with his anus spread open. Tub girl's just a girl defacating on herself in (IMO) a hilarious manner (it reminds me of a geyser or a waterfountain; can't help laughing), and lemon party is just three old homosexuals enjoying each other's company. I find nothing scarring about any of those. They're a different breed of thing than blood and guts.

I don't find anything scarring about them either, but they're very unpleasant to look at. :)

heh there's no such thing as "just a friend" for guys

Sure there is. Most of my friends actually are women. I wouldn't have sex with most of them. Some I would, but thats different cause there's more than just a friendship there.
 
I sent nothing but goatse pranks to a few friends for months straight.

They kept falling for it...
 
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