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post party tricks you can do such as being able to throw cards so they make people bleed etc...

I can actually turn my foot backwards 270 degrees and both of them 180 degrees at the same time.

"pst a pictur plz" I don't have a digital camera. :|
 
i know over 50 dance moves i am the lord of the dance
 
I pwn at pen spinning?
I can put my legs behind my head.. that probably wouldnt be a good thing to do at a party though. (Makes math class more fun tho)
Um.. I suck D:
 
I can throw cards!!

I am also godly at most party games, like mario party, DDR, and games like that.

I can't think of anymore right now :(
 
Ikerous said:
I pwn at pen spinning?
I can put my legs behind my head.. that probably wouldnt be a good thing to do at a party though. (Makes math class more fun tho)
Um.. I suck D:
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:LOL:
 
Dog-- said:
I am also godly at most party games, like mario party, DDR, and games like that.
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:LOL: Worst. parties. ever.

<3 miccy
 
I **** **** * ************* **** ******* **** ********.

Oh yeah.
Note: I can't really do anything :<
 
if i werent in a shitty mood, id think of somethings i do..

but as of now, you get nothing
 
the_rebel_medic said:
uhmm, I can yawn on cue...
I suck at parties...THAT CAME OUT WRONG
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Then why in the hell did you post it?...oh yeah you like attention NEVERMIND
 
All my fingers are "double-jointed" (I know that's not a real term, but most people identify with it anyway). My tongue is like Gene Simmons'- it can go well past my chin, or up my nose if need be. Various joints tend to pop out (hereditary thing) and I can dislocate my shoulder on command, if I really want to. All my fingers also look like they've been broken (no idea why). I can vibrate my eyes, cross my eyes, wiggle my ears, flip my tongue both ways, and make a clover with it. Also, my penis is abnormally large.
 
Dog-- said:
I am also godly at most party games, like mario party, DDR, and games like that.
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You play DDR and mario party at parties??

hahahahahhahaa... i assume you've never been laid
 
Black Pete said:
You play DDR and mario party at parties??

hahahahahhahaa... i assume you've never been laid
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Oh no, he has.
I can vouch.
 
Black Pete said:
You play DDR and mario party at parties??

hahahahahhahaa... i assume you've never been laid
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Oh noes! You play video games? ZOMG youve never seen a real girl before have you?

Black Pete...don't come in here and be an asshat. I would hope your not ignorant enough that you were serious about what you said above.

Oh well...I have plenty of party tricks. My best being my innate ability to pull it out of my pants and slap someone...that or my ability to not go to parties.
 
Glirk Dient said:
Oh noes! You play video games? ZOMG youve never seen a real girl before have you?

Black Pete...don't come in here and be an asshat. I would hope your not ignorant enough that you were serious about what you said above.

Oh well...I have plenty of party tricks. My best being my innate ability to pull it out of my pants and slap someone...that or my ability to not go to parties.
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DDR isn't just a video game.. it's the dorkiest game ever. Also mario party is an intellectually devoid game, so it's worthless.
 
I can bend my thumbs all the way completely backwards at the first knuckle.

Usually my party trick is passing out in the living room :(
 
Black Pete said:
DDR isn't just a video game.. it's the dorkiest game ever. Also mario party is an intellectually devoid game, so it's worthless.
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So? The game doesn't need to be fun, it's the people you play it with thats fun.
 
Que-Ever said:
And yet, everyone in the world plays it :/
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yeah, the same sort of people who obsess over crap like Naruto and DBZ or whatever. I've never known a single person who plays DDR who scores high in subjects like Math or Physics (i.e. stupid or slackers or both). In general those people just annoy me.
 
I'm actually good at throwing cards. I cant really think of any other "party trix" at this time.
 
All the smartest kids in my chemistry class love DDR. They're also the surfer dudes and chicks- you know, huge upper body, no ass, go "chyeah" a lot? yeah. them. They like myspace, too :/
 
I know how to make a toohpick desapear in my hands. I can show you how if you guys want. :)
 
Black Pete said:
DDR isn't just a video game.. it's the dorkiest game ever. Also mario party is an intellectually devoid game, so it's worthless.
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You said dorkiest. you = virgin by default just for uttering that word:x
 
I'm good at throwing knives/scissors so that they get stuck in the object I aim at.
However, that can be more painful than entertaining if I don't focus...:(
 
I can touch the bottom of my chin with my tongue (i can breathe through my ears too :naughty:)

At parties me and my firends also tend to have massive gunfights a la Spaced.
 
gick said:
I can touch the bottom of my chin with my tongue (i can breathe through my ears too :naughty:)

At parties me and my firends also tend to have massive gunfights a la Spaced.
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Either you have a extemely strange anatomy (the tube that connects the nose to the ear rests in the outer ear) or you have perforated eardrums.....


Anyway, I have no abilities, unless you count being able to withstand 110V electric shocks....
 
I tried getting my friends into some UK shows but haven't been successful yet
 
Well then, quite frankly, they are rubbish.
Spaced
Black Books
Father Ted
The Mighty Boosh
Blackadder
BrassEye
Big Train
...and many, many more!
 
I can bob for apples with my trusty boom stick:E
 
short recoil said:
My tricks usually involve some ape like show of alpha male strength.
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De-shelling walnuts with your sheer force of will?
 
I can have a good philopsophical discussion and make everyone feel bad about themselves. You should see how emo everyone is after I leave the party. The looks on their sad faces are priceless. Oh yeah and I can bong beer pretty well and get nice and shitty.
 
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