Pay money to play games with women.

Their videogame rates are FAR better than those on the American site. Also, they have girls that arent... y'know... guys.

Dunno if I'd want my ear cleaned by someone though.
 
Willsmith.fan said:
.instead of slandering them with disgusting comments
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It's your opinion that it was disgusting. Because having sex is disgusting to you, I guess. Anyway, I wasn't serious. Can it be more obvious? Most jokes are meant to cross a line, that's what makes them funny. Like the late George Carlin said, the idea of a joke is to say something inappropriate - to cross a line - and to see if you can bring the audience with you. I laughed when I wrote it, so then it served the purpose of cheering me up.

If you are offended by something anyone says, you have the option to go into your profile and to ignore all of their comments. I may do the same.

Just because you don't like what they show on a particular TV channel doesn't mean you have to watch it. You can write them a letter saying that you find it disgusting and inappropriate and your letter will find its way into the trash bin, disregarded.

Willsmith.fan said:
I think this is a videogame forum and we shouldnt be so disrespectful and dishonorable towards the opposite sex.
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That's hilarious.

I don't want to be unwelcoming or anything, but you're coming across as a joke. Chivalry is dead. I can't tell if your persona is a joke or if you're just a weirdo.

I think you're one of those creepy guys who gets down on a knee and kisses the hand of a woman, embarrassing the hell out of her. You think they like that shit? LOLOLOL

Willsmith.fan said:
we should choose the higher moral ground that our dignity demands, to tell them we will love and respect them no matter what
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You do what you want. I think that's hilarious.

But if you're going to judge me, I'll go ahead and judge you as well. I think you're probably a desperate virgin with no clue what a woman wants. Maybe someone like my mother would think it was a crude comment. Maybe your right, maybe even a woman I would find attractive will read it and think I'm a pig, if she didn't know I was joking. But why should I care?

This isn't a dating site where I'm trying to prove that I'm the right guy for someone out there. You can't be serious with that shit.

You make it seem like women don't want to joke around and have fun. [sarcasm] Women never say, "men are stupid pigs, dogs, and assholes.", but then go on and sex them anyway.
 
Virus you are so wrong. This IS a dating site, just ask Willsmith fan...
Willsmith.fan said:
I was told I should properly introduce myself here in the noob forum, so I'm doing just that:
Im sure this will run some of you off, but for right now, I am just looking to have some fun. Some no strings attached fun. I just got out of a bad relationship with someone that didnt know how to treat people. I am very UN-selfish in every aspect of my life, and I promise, I mean EVERY aspect. I want to please someone more than myself, but in the same respect, I do want someone that is wants to please me too. Im not sure right now if I want a long term relationship or not, so its not out of the question, but for right now, Im just looking for a lady that wants to have a good time and laugh. I would very much like to find someone that is willing to do more than hold hands on the first date, but I haven't really been a one night stand kinda guy. If I find the right girl?
great, but if not, Id like to have a little fun looking. I can assure you it wont be a wast of your time. Im trying to be as polite as I can on here, and not offend anyone, but a guy does have his needs, and Im quite sure that women do to. Im not really into the bar scened, so this is the best alternative. And btw, Im not into anything weird, so if youre married, dont bother. Also, I am a very clean so please be the same. If youre interested, shoot me an email, your pic will get mine.
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Remember this, everyone?

On topic, has anybody actually USED this site (that goes to HL2NET)? I wonder how credible it is?
 
Willsmith.fan said:
I think this is a videogame forum and we shouldnt be so disrespectful and dishonorable towards the opposite sex.
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It is PRECISELY that this is a videogame forum that we should be disrespecting the opposite sex. This thread, and the one before it, have been too focused on the aspect of lonely men paying to play games with women, and the mockery of said men. Well, they shouldn't be mocked. They shouldn't be laughed at.

They should be reviled! They should be outcast! They should be treated like we treat pariahs and lepers, for they have committed the ultimate crime for which no true gamer should cast a blind eye upon. It's not that they paid to game with women...it's that they're playing games with WOMEN!

They're fraternizing with the enemy! The scourge of all that is good and true with video games! The whorish sluts that demand your attention, your items, your covering fire, wiling men to their doom with their siren song. They seek to turn all attention from the game upon themselves, and turn faithful teammates into deplorable white knights who will defend their honor over ventrilo, for the meager praise and thanks of someone with a pussy.

FFS, they're not even good at video games.

I say any man who would game with a woman, paid for or not, is no true man and no true gamer. He is the consummate basement dweller who gives in to his own wretched loneliness and lack of social skills and turns to that which destroys and perverts his own hobby! What's more, he ruins it for the rest of us. Allowing these women to continue playing games, and even PAYING them for it, sends the complete opposite message. We don't want these women being payed to play games, we don't want them playing games PERIOD.

Stay out of our games, you drippy bints!
 
Willsmith.fan said:
we shouldnt be so disrespectful and dishonorable towards the opposite sex. we should choose the higher moral ground that our dignity demands
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In all seriousness, I agree.


Besides, Darky, I know a couple of girls that can kick my ass at Starcraft.
 
No, man. See, if they were dudes, you'd whoop their asses. You'd be all like KEKEKEKEKE and swarm their shit and they wouldn't know what the hell. But it's because you know they're girls that you're losing. They've put some kinda spell on you with their feminine black magic, and when you're just about to nuke/carrier swarm/zerg rush their shit, you remember that they're GIRLS and you lose your mighty powers of Starcraft.

They have duped you with their underhanded tactics of having vaginas, and you cannot bring yourself to crush them mercilessly.

Women are not good at games. They simply fool men into thinking they are.

WAKE UP PEOPLE
 
Darkside55 said:
No, man. See, if they were dudes, you'd whoop their asses. You'd be all like KEKEKEKEKE and swarm their shit and they wouldn't know what the hell. But it's because you know they're girls that you're losing. They've put some kinda spell on you with their feminine black magic, and when you're just about to nuke/carrier swarm/zerg rush their shit, you remember that they're GIRLS and you lose your mighty powers of Starcraft.

They have duped you with their underhanded tactics of having vaginas, and you cannot bring yourself to crush them mercilessly.

Women are not good at games. They simply fool men into thinking they are.

WAKE UP PEOPLE
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I've had a revelation.

Yeah! That's exactly it! I can almost hear them pleading "No, don't use nukes, be nice" and my cold, stone heart goes soft like it's been infected with some viral disease - a disease that those 'gamer girls' inseminate into the hearts of Men. Come to think of it, I've always gone easy on them, they actually SUCK! They somehow make me go all out bionic when confronted with mechs and lose the game in a spectacular way.

Playing with girls w/ knowledge is bad enough, paying them is worse. Paying them to play games with you is a crime against Man and God.
 
Darkside55 said:
I say any man who would game with a woman, paid for or not, is no true man and no true gamer. He is the consummate basement dweller who gives in to his own wretched loneliness and lack of social skills and turns to that which destroys and perverts his own hobby! What's more, he ruins it for the rest of us. Allowing these women to continue playing games, and even PAYING them for it, sends the complete opposite message. We don't want these women being payed to play games, we don't want them playing games PERIOD.

Stay out of our games, you drippy bints!
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Does playing on the Wii count? Cause I've done that before with girls.
 
If you're playing on a Wii period, you are no true gamer. You are...A CASUAL.
 
But it was New Super Mario Bros and I had just fixed her laptop.

Also is MH3 casual? D:
 
Why in the hell would i want to play a game with some stupid girl?

I played with my gf before and she was a noob, why would i pay to repeat this with some £3 per minute hoe?
 
I read the opening post and thought "that would be a great way to make some very easy cash" and then read the other posts and now I feel like a whore:(
 
KiplingsCat said:
I read the opening post and thought "that would be a great way to make some very easy cash" and then read the other posts and now I feel like a whore:(
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There are pathetic people out there who you can exploit. Do it now, take their money from them.

I would love to see Adrik sign up to this and record videos of him making games extremely awkward. I'd imagine it would be comedy gold.
 
hi kipling.:monkee:
some of you are so rude, stop being so rude when there is a lady in youre presence.
 
Willsmith.fan said:
hi kipling.:monkee:
some of you are so rude, stop being so rude when there is a lady in youre presence.
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Please use proper grammar - it bugs the hell out of me.


Also, get back in the kitchen, wench.
 
i am i told you i moved here from russia, so my english isnt that great. im sorry. what did i say wrong?
 
Willsmith.fan said:
i am i told you i moved here from russia, so my english isnt that great. im sorry. what did i say wrong?
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That's OK. I'm from a non-English speaking country as well.

The problem is that you don't Capitalize, and it kinda makes you like some middle school kid that came on the Internet. Use apostrophes (') as well, if you don't mind. I know it can be a bit of a hassle, but I'd say that it earns you more respect 'round these parts. :p


Besides, your English seems fine enough to me. :E
 
Iam getting better but i have a hard time remembering the little things..commas...etc.
Thanks.
 
KiplingsCat said:
I read the opening post and thought "that would be a great way to make some very easy cash"
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But you have to be "hot."

No girls on hl2.net were ever "hot". Attractive, cute, even irresistible sure, but not the cookie cutter definition of "hot" that this site is boasting. Except Bliink. But god knows where she is now.
 
Darkside55 said:
No, man. See, if they were dudes, you'd whoop their asses. You'd be all like KEKEKEKEKE and swarm their shit and they wouldn't know what the hell. But it's because you know they're girls that you're losing. They've put some kinda spell on you with their feminine black magic, and when you're just about to nuke/carrier swarm/zerg rush their shit, you remember that they're GIRLS and you lose your mighty powers of Starcraft.

They have duped you with their underhanded tactics of having vaginas, and you cannot bring yourself to crush them mercilessly.

Women are not good at games. They simply fool men into thinking they are.

WAKE UP PEOPLE
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My ex-girlfriend was godlike in Dr. Mario, she used to make me so angry playing against her, she would eliminate 3 lines at once and **** my screen up , and then she would laugh when i would get pissed and say "ALRIGHT NOW YOU''RE ****ED"

She must've been a time travelling demon, no girl is that good at Dr. Mario. In the end I dumped her
 
Vegeta897 said:
But you have to be "hot."

No girls on hl2.net were ever "hot". Attractive, cute, even irresistible sure, but not the cookie cutter definition of "hot" that this site is boasting. Except Bliink. But god knows where she is now.
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Are you kidding? Did you even click OP's link? 2 normal looking girls out of 8 and none of them are the cookie cutter definition of hot.

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Do you think the ugly girls make nearly as much money as the "hot" ones?
 
Do you think Kiplings was thinking she would make stripper money? Doesnt really matter how much she'd make, its practically free cash. And she'd make a hell of a lot more than the chicks in the screenshots I'd bet.
 
If anyone could sign up, I doubt she'd even get any customers. The market would be totally flooded. She'd have better luck and make more money conning a guy(s), princess jen style.
 
Krynn said:
And she'd make a hell of a lot more than the chicks in the screenshots I'd bet.
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Wait a second...Krynn is arguing in Kipling's defense...OH GOD SHE'S GOTTEN TO HIM

HE'S BECOMING A WHITE KNIGHT BEFORE OUR VERY EYES

PUT HIM DOWN

FOR GOD'S SAKE IT'S THE ONLY MERCIFUL THING TO DO

WE HAVE TO PUT HIM DOWN HE IS BEYOND OUR HELP
 
Get that gun out of my face, I'll bite your dick off. I was just saying she could make money. Obviously she can't beat anyone at video games. Unless maybe a girl was paying to play with her. I guess that would be a good way to make cash, since the game would last foreeeeever.
 
Well she's kicked my ass at Peggle but that's not very difficult.
 
This will probably be a successful business venture. Someone has realised the immense power women have over men on the internet. A power that isn't so obivious or profitable in the real world. Would you pay to play a game of chess or tennis with a woman? No way. But you are secretly considering playing a game of left for dead 2 with a woman. You are in the safety of your dark little room where you a hero, a slayer of zombies and nazis (and zombie nazis).

It's really quite a good idea. In your virtual worlds where you are great kings and conquerors of lands and mountains. If your team mate is a girl and she's surrounded by protoss armies in starcraft and her base is getting hammered, you'll feel more motivation and satisfaction in protecting your girl (while paying a shirtload of a fee to protect..).

In your room where you are comfortable and your imagination and behaviour is not so restricted by societal norms, playing a game with a girl could be an amazing experience for those guys out there.
 
Mr-Fusion said:
This will probably be a successful business venture. Someone has realised the immense power women have over men on the internet. A power that isn't so obivious or profitable in the real world. Would you pay to play a game of chess or tennis with a woman? No way. But you are secretly considering playing a game of left for dead 2 with a woman. You are in the safety of your dark little room where you a hero, a slayer of zombies and nazis (and zombie nazis).

It's really quite a good idea. In your virtual worlds where you are great kings and conquerors of lands and mountains. If your team mate is a girl and she's surrounded by protoss armies in starcraft and her base is getting hammered, you'll feel more motivation and satisfaction in protecting your girl (while paying a shirtload of a fee to protect..).

In your room where you are comfortable and your imagination and behaviour is not so restricted by societal norms, playing a game with a girl could be an amazing experience for those guys out there.
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To summarize: Cybersex. Except you pay for it. Cyberwhores?

Cyberslut has a nice ring to it. You heard it here first.
 
No there's no cybersex involved at all (ok maybe in some cases, for example if Darkside used the service). Plus that's already an online service you pay for (that i'm sure Darkside uses), the idea is done.

This is entirely different. This service can appeal to your inner protector, your manly, hairy back, trecking across ice plains slaying mammoths to protect your girl mechanisms. It's in all of us, except probably darkside.

The GameCrush Public Beta (including PlayDate signup) is temporarily unavailable due to the incredible user response. We will be back up soon! For reals.
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Why am i not surprised. God i hate being right all the time.
 
I've been paying girls to play with me for years.

Colour me unimpressed.

(your cheque's in the mail)
 
While this thread has grown I've been out talking to real girls.

Just wanna illustrate the fact I get face time and it costs a lot less than this method.

Actually I'm pretty sure in the lnog run it is probably cheaper to just but some nice jeans and a shirt, and some shower gel, and go out once in a while. :cheers:
 
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