People Comming To My Door

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Recently, these Christian people would come to my door every Sunday and teach me about the lord ,the savior, ect. I don't believe in that stuff, I'm atiest, but I don't want to be rude and tell them to go away. I don't want them to tell me that god will smite me or something. What should do?
 
pAiNtHeAsS said:
Recently, these Christian people would come to my door every Sunday and teach me about the lord ,the savior, ect. I don't believe in that stuff, I'm atiest, but I don't want to be rude and tell them to go away. I don't want them to tell me that god will smite me or something. What should do?
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stop answering the door?
 
plant a giant cruficix in your front yard


or when they open the door, spray holy water on them and say "The power of christ compels you"

that should keep them away
 
Don't answer the door.

Or you could tell them that if they knock on your door again that you'll have to summon bloodthirsty demons from the darkest and most brutal parts of Hell. You can also tell them that these demons prefer to eat the still warm innards of their conscience victims. :devil: You may want to start speaking an undecipherable gibberish to give them the idea that you're speaking to Satan.
 
Deemo said:
plant a giant cruficix in your front yard


or when they open the door, spray holy water on them and say "The power of christ compels you"

that should keep them away
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lol yeh do tht

its far more interesting than just not opening the door and hopin they will go away :)
 
Dress up like a french maid, and when they come to the door ask them if they require a table for two or three.
Failing that strip naked and run around your front garden chanting
" I am a snake charmer"
That should do the trick.
 
If they are coming to your door they most likely 99% are not christians. Christians don't do that gay stuff. Most likely they are javoa witnesses(no clue on spelling) they always come to my door- Just start and ask them whats your opinion on evolution. If they deny evolution exists they are not christians. Plus they get freaked when you mention big bang or evolution lol.
 
Not answering the door seems good, they don't even know where my door bell is :D

Anywhoo, let the ideas come pouring in!

Pauly said:
If they are coming to your door they most likely 99% are not christians. Christians don't do that gay stuff. Most likely they are javoa witnesses(no clue on spelling) they always come to my door- Just start and ask them whats your opinion on evolution. If they deny evolution exists they are not christians. Plus they get freaked when you mention big bang or evolution lol.
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I was just guessing. I'm not familiar with that stuff.
 
Tell them you're not really interested but you'll take a pamphlet.

Keeps both ends happy that way.
They give you a pamphlet and leave straight away.
 
baxter said:
Dress up like a french maid, and when they come to the door ask them if they require a table for two or three.
Failing that strip naked and run around your front garden chanting
" I am a snake charmer"
That should do the trick.
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You'll get committed for that. People will do that once they see a crazy man.

:)
 
I once knew a Jehova's witness... the bastard had a a "No Visitors Except by Prior Arrangment" sign on his door.

I still wonder to this day if "No thanks, I'm already Protestant" above my door would do me any good.

Your best bet is just to politely decline- accepting a pamphlet is indeed a good choice.

Alternatively you can politely ask them to come back another time, because you've managed to misplace your Bible and will have to punish yourself for it...
 
Tell them if they come back again cops will be called, its being nice IMO, people did this to me a few years ago, every weekend, it gets annoying when dog is always barking at the door every sunday at 8am...Ugh god such horrible memories >_<
 
If it was/is the same people coming back time after time i'd just have fun with it and pull off some crazy shit i.e. - answer the door stroking a gun or have a large knife in your hand.
Or hang a pentagram on your door lol
 
Tell them your strictly on a diet, and religons make you think of fatty food
 
Jehova's witnesses came to our door and our daschund attacked them without provocation. We didn't want him to or anything, we were going to tell them politely we're not interested, but they never came back after that.
 
Turn off your lights when you see them. Then, when they knock, slowly open the door while standing behind it. That should scare them off. ;)
 
pAiNtHeAsS said:
Recently, these Christian people would come to my door every Sunday and teach me about the lord ,the savior, ect. I don't believe in that stuff, I'm atiest, but I don't want to be rude and tell them to go away. I don't want them to tell me that god will smite me or something. What should do?
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Don't want to be rude? Man - you need to learn to say No. Its your house. You decide who you want there. You don't have to be rude - just say, I am not interested, please do not return. They will not come back.

And the worst thing you can ever say to religious zealots is that you are an atheist (or put on hospital forms either...) because then they all try and convert you. A simple, 'You have your religion. I have mine. Please respect that.' Or tell them you are a Catholic and you are just going to get your rosary beads to pray and watch them head for the hills. My grandma used to do that when people knocked on the door and said 'We would like to pray with you...' - they broke the record for the 100 yard dash up the driveway when that happened.....

Its not rude to hang up on uninvited callers, to close the door or not answer it to uninvited people. Its your life. You decide who is in it. And if those people don't like it - tough.
 
Pauly said:
If they are coming to your door they most likely 99% are not christians. Christians don't do that gay stuff. Most likely they are javoa witnesses(no clue on spelling) they always come to my door- Just start and ask them whats your opinion on evolution. If they deny evolution exists they are not christians. Plus they get freaked when you mention big bang or evolution lol.
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Well, technically Jehovah's Witnesses are Christians.

Anyone who believes in Jesus as the messiah/saviour is a Christian.

The term 'Christian' is more like an umbrella term for all the denominations contained therein.

Oh, and pAiNtHeAsS, you should just tell them to go away. Don't worry about being impolite; they've already broken the bounds of good courtesy by pushing their religion upon you.
 
When jehovas withness comes i usually start chanting satanic sounding noises..and they leave pretty quickly :)
 
we had some jehovas witnesses come to my house one saturday morning after we had a keg party the night before... Well people were passed out all over the place and this guy we know who goes by the nick name Jesus, (long story) answered the door with no shirt on and a cigarette and a beer in his hands, he stood out there and they preacehd back and forth for about and hour.. They haven't returned since...
 
This reminds me has anyone seen the movie orgasmo?
 
Open the door, and slowly take off your pants and take a dump on their shoes
 
Innervision961 said:
This reminds me has anyone seen the movie orgasmo?
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Very funny movie, I actually miss watching it on showtime, or hbo, whatever it was on, because it was teh funneh! :thumbs:
 
If Half life has taught us anything in involves
A) running outside and hitting them with a crowbar
B) Get that headcrab hat you've always been wanting, stick it on your head and run outside screaming "argh it's got me!"

Either that or you can tell them to stop bothering you
 
Put a life-sized steel replica of a hell knight in your front lawn and kiss social interaction goodbye! :D
 
Open door, listen, close door, the end

No scheme is needed to pull this one off Mr. Bond....
 
As funny as it would be to just answer the door stark bollock naked with your lad in your hand, it's probably just best to say no thanks and bid them good day.

Has anyone seen the first episode of Black Books?
 
LOL, this is a funy thread, ROFTTL....:)

The same problem happend to me 2 years ago, JAHOVA god's people start showing every sunday, after like 5 weeks I decided not to answer the door. They gone-Full Stop.
 
Tell them your about to go out and ask them for their address, so you can pop round later instead. When they say they won't tell you, ask them why, and when they tell you they don't want people disturbing them at home simply wait untill that sinks in and ask them if they will be coming back again? I doubt they will...

If they do give you thier address, simply turn round and say "Oh, wait, I just remembered, I'm an athiest (Or whatever you are), so you don't need to come back." Then every time they show up, go ring their doorbell at 3 in the morning and say "Annoying when people disturb you when you don't want them to, isn't it?"

Basically, as others have said above, its your house, if they persist, take (legal) action untill they stop. But telling the to p*** off is usually a good first step.
 
Do what Billy Conolly said, leave a window open slightly and shout out from half way across the room.
I'm naked
I have an erection
Im i'll be at the door in 10, 9, 8, 7 (just listen to hear them run away quickly) Alternatively, don't answer the door...
 
Hold a big semi-empty bottle of vodka in your hand and answer the door like you're really quite drunk. Put some loud music on.

"Hell-oh, would you like to hear about our saviour?!"
"I'm a little bit busy, if you catch my drift. I'm sure you catch it! Hehe..."
"I see..."
 
hmm... my Dad had Jahova's come round every sunday, and he is a stout christian, so he used to argue with them about what they believed in the doorway... like he was trying to convert them. :roll:

What i'd do? I probably would argue with them if i wasn't busy, be as annoying as possible... just like i am to the people who phone up trying to sell me conservatories and credit cards.
If i am busy, well, i just say, im busy, **** off. and they do :)
 
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